How do you eat your Oreos?

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Poll How do you eat your Oreos? (157 votes)

One bite. 20%
Two bites. 34%
More than two bites. 9%
Dip it in milk first 25%
Dip it in peanut butter first 1%
Dip it in some other weird condiment first 1%
Twist them apart, eat the filling, then the top and bottom. 13%
Extract the filling and combine it with other Oreos to make a towering Oreo sandwich. 4%
Eat the filling and throw away the cookies 1%
Eat the cookies and throw away the filling 0%
Some other ridiculous thing 8%
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My girlfriend likes to dip Oreos in peanut butter before eating them, which to me seems needlessly extravagant. I'm a simple one bite man myself, because I'm busy and I've got places to be. Two crunches means crumbs and I don't have time for that shit.

I've also heard tell of people twisting them apart and eating each layer one at a time for some reason which doesn't make any sense to me but I'm not going to kink shame you.

So...?

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Peanut butter and chocolate doesn't seem very extravagant as long as it's crunchy.

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Orally

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If I'm not in a hurry, I tend to split two Oreos, combine the frosted sides into a sort of homemade "double-stuff," and then typically eat that in one bite. I've done this with every variety of Oreo (double-stuff, mega-stuff, etc) for as long as I can remember.

I'm not as fat as you might think.

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Haven't eaten one in a few years, but when I did eat them I always ate them whole. Takes a bit to chew it all up, and by the time I'm done with one, I'm kinda good on Oreo's for a long time. In this last case, a long time has apparently meant at least three years, so I guess I'm doing a good job at limiting my intake.

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I've never thought about dipping oreos in peanut butter before. I want to try that now.

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#6 FinalDasa  Moderator

Milk preferred. Dry if need be.

One bit. Always one bite.

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#7  Edited By Efesell
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Like this.

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With my mouth. Generally with teeth involved.

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#9  Edited By doctordonkey

I have a system for Oreos that ensures maximum enjoyment.

You pour whole milk into a wide brimmed glass. Then, you take a fork and stick the prongs into the middle of the Oreo (the filling), you dunk the fork into the glass of milk, and leave it for 3 seconds. You take the fork out of the glass, and slide that delicious treat right into your mouth. Repeat until the entire package is empty.

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Haven't eaten Oreos in forever but pretty sure I'd still go for popping them straight into the mouth. They are good dipped in milk though.

Also, I'm absolutely shocked that on this website of all websites, 'dipped in nacho cheese' wasn't included as a separate poll option.

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As A kid, because my mom would give me exactly three Oreos; I would take off one side and then scrape the cream off with my front teeth, and then eat the two plain cookies. I had to make three cookies last.

As an adult two bites. No milk, no dipping, no nonsense. I don't feel the need to have 'ritualistic trappings' around my cookie consumption. And, before you step up all insulted to defend your rituals or special flavor combos, just know you can't impress me.

Japan has Wasabi flavour/Spicy chicken wings smell Oreos. You coming at me with the weak sauce stories of milk dunking or putting nut butters on a chocolate cookie can never impress me - you are toddlers in an adult world of Wasabi Oreos!

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I preferred the side with no filling so I'd sometimes twist it, eat the less tasty one with the filling, then the plain one. Otherwise, I'd eat it in one bite, or rarely dip it in milk. I used to have a four-Oreo pack most days after school while waiting for lunch. It's been years since I've had an Oreo and I, uh, don't think I'll ever have one again.

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Always a dunker, but with the smallest non shot glass I have in the house so I don't have to pour too much milk down the drain. Oreos dipped in milk are delicious. Milk with Oreo crumbs in it is gross.

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Always a dunker, but with the smallest non shot glass I have in the house so I don't have to pour too much milk down the drain. Oreos dipped in milk are delicious. Milk with Oreo crumbs in it is gross.

This is insane but at least it's planned out..

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Always double stuff, once you go double stuff you can't go back.
Insert one Oreo into mouth whole, use teeth to seperate one of the biscuits leaving the cream on the other biscuit, consume said biscuit, then chew the rest normally.

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@efesell: Let me tell you about the times I've put jarred salsa in the blender to make it less chunky...

Texture is important.

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I like to put multiple cookies in a short glass, pour milk on top of them, let soften a bit, and eat them with a spoon. Then I drink the milk.

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@efesell: Let me tell you about the times I've put jarred salsa in the blender to make it less chunky...

Texture is important.

I just have concerns over dunk technique if you end up with chunky milk.

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Through a funnel and five feet of plastic tubing.

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I twist them apart, eat the side without the filling, and then the side with the filling. To remind myself life can be good, and life can also be better.

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#23  Edited By ToxicAntidote

I've not had oreos in a few years. This is the last time I can recall.

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Anyone who doesn't dip it in milk is wasting their time and great Oreos

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#25  Edited By Tom_omb

This needs to be a multiple choice poll. I like doubling up Oreos in a stack the best, twisting and licking is probably the most common, dipping in milk is also essential, and I'll eat in a couple bites to mix things up. Once I bought a pack of Vanilla Oreos to crumble for a cake I made, so I made a huge ball of icing.

One bite is insane! I need to at least try to take my time to appreciate it, not inhale it like I'm just trying to get rid of it.

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Oreo's are a cereal in my book. Grab bowl, fill with oreo's, add milk, eat with a spoon.

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Usually only in ice cream. I very rarely just eat the cookie alone.

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Do not eat Oreos that much but when I did I used to take the rest of the icing and made it into a ball to eat. As a kid loving doing that.

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Mine's kind of a combo of two choices. I dip it in milk until half gets soft and then I eat the half, and then I dip the rest until it's soft too and then eat the second half.

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Usually in one bite, but sometimes I twist them apart and eat each part separately (one with the filling and one without it).

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If I'm not in a hurry, I tend to split two Oreos, combine the frosted sides into a sort of homemade "double-stuff," and then typically eat that in one bite. I've done this with every variety of Oreo (double-stuff, mega-stuff, etc) for as long as I can remember.

I'm not as fat as you might think.

I didn't realize anyone ate Oreos any other way than this. This is the only way to eat Oreos.

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I never really saw the appeal of Oreos myself. They are alright with milk or crushed up in ice cream (where is that option?!) but they are so dry and hard otherwise. I don’t care for the texture or taste of that white stuff. Friends, I need real chocolate.

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Eat the oreo in one bite, take a drink of milk. Passionate explosion in your mouth.

Yeah, I'm that kind of monster.

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Take one lid off with my teeth and eat it, eat the filling and then eat the bottom cookie.

Also, I nibble Kit Kats like a rodent.

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I haven't had Oreos in a really long time. However, the vending machines my office so have an off-brand version (faux-reos) that I got pretty addicted to. They're terrible. And also great.

Assuming those count, the answer is shame. I eat them with shame.

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@clush: There used to be like a cup of mini-Oreos which was perfect for dump milk on it and go at it with a spoon.

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@darkeyehails: @clush:

I'm certain there's a proper Oreo cereal, and if not what are we doing with ourselves as a society.

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@efesell: If there isn't we are circling the drain pipe.

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They brought back Oreo O's recently but for a while they were a South Korean exclusive. Thanks, Bong Joon Ho.

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With a knife and fork like a gentleman.

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They brought back Oreo O's recently but for a while they were a South Korean exclusive. Thanks, Bong Joon Ho.

THEY SHOULD'VE BRANDED THEM KORE-O's.

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Twist them apart, dip the cookie-only one in peanut butter and consume, dip the cookie-and-frosting one in peanut butter and consume. Thank you Lindsay Lohan.

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Just recently celebrated my birthday at home alone by ordering myself tempura oreos topped with ice cream from a local Thai restaurant. Was pretty good.

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I chew ten Oreos without swallowing, then spit the contents into one filling-free Oreo, thereby creating an Oreo with Oreo-flavoured filling.

I obviously don't do that, but it was fun making you read this.

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Oreo and a glass of milk...perfect!

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I voted one bite, but then remembered that I'll sometimes twist them apart and eat one half and then the other, without regard to how the filling is distributed. So two bites?

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I just grab a handful and kinda throw them around not actually eating any like Cookie Monster.