How do you guys cool down?

I'm surprised no one has mentioned tree climbing, fence jumping, stone skimming, or railway line walking. I don't know how I'd get buy if I didn't skim a few stones each week.

Jerking off into a pool of children's tears.

I just let it ride and if I get pissed off I get pissed off. Bottling up anger isn't a good thing.

Or I beat off... whatever works.

@BaneFireLord: "TO GIVE IN EVIDENCE! WHAT THEN!? WHAT RESTS!?"

Yep, I can see how that might work.

/r/funny on Reddit.

I read stupid posts on youtube or other forums. Recently, I really loved those about Santorum, made me feel better.

I thought this thread was going to be about how to keep cool in the heat.

I usually just listen to liquid DnB or some ambient music or take a nap. In some cases I'll impulse buy something off Amazon I don't need. Their return policy comes in pretty handy sometimes.

I smoke a joint.

a big black dick.

I don't. I just ball it all up in the pit of my stomach and go along with my daily tasks, muttering under my breath about how stupid people are.

Because I'm a man.

I usually find my crankiness to be hilarious, so it kind of works itself out.