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#1  Edited By FilmGuy

I want to die in a very epic way. Like I take on the Taliban army armed only with the sword from Highlander, then when most of them are dead I raise my sword into the air and lightning strikes it causing it to glow and I turn around and stab the last one with the lightning sword which makes him explode. My sword then explodes, sending shards of metal into my neck, cutting off my head so I feel no pain and die instantly. That is how I want to die.

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#2  Edited By DiscoLights

Never

and be forever beautiful
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#3  Edited By DirtyTime

With my head in a vagina.

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#4  Edited By ArchScabby

pie poisoning.

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#5  Edited By Systech

I don't think about that very often. Death is not a choice unless it is suicide.

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#6  Edited By 10MP

second hand smoke

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#7  Edited By ArchScabby
10MP said:
"second hand smoke"
oh, thats a good one!
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#9  Edited By PRIMAV3RA

i want to die peacefully in my sleep preferably  near my family

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I want to be killed by a disarming charm cast by a wizard with average abilities.

You'll have to find my horcruxes first though.

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#11  Edited By ArchScabby
DazbotAthertron said:
"I want to be killed by a disarming charm cast by a wizard with average abilities.

You'll have to find my horcruxes first though."
I'm pretty sure I read in some fortune telling book that  will happen to you.
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#12  Edited By Systech
ArchScabby said:
"DazbotAthertron said:
"I want to be killed by a disarming charm cast by a wizard with average abilities.

You'll have to find my horcruxes first though."
I'm pretty sure I read in some fortune telling book that  will happen to you."
That's a spoiler!!
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#13  Edited By Clean

I want to die by having sex with Angelina Jolie

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#14  Edited By AaronBelfast
DirtyTime said:
"With my head in a vagina."
I lol'd
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#15  Edited By AaronBelfast
PRIMAV3RA said:
"i want to die peacefully in my sleep preferably  near my family"
Boring.
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#16  Edited By blue74

i dont wanna die you  stupid jackass

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Death by orgy.

If you're gonna go, go with a bang...or two.






...or ten.

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#18  Edited By BestUsernameEver

I prefer in my sleep.

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systech said:
"ArchScabby said:
"DazbotAthertron said:
"I want to be killed by a disarming charm cast by a wizard with average abilities.

You'll have to find my horcruxes first though."
I'm pretty sure I read in some fortune telling book that  will happen to you."
That's a spoiler!!"
A spoiler to what? my death?
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#21  Edited By Systech
DazbotAthertron said:
"systech said:
"ArchScabby said:
"DazbotAthertron said:
"I want to be killed by a disarming charm cast by a wizard with average abilities.

You'll have to find my horcruxes first though."
I'm pretty sure I read in some fortune telling book that  will happen to you."
That's a spoiler!!"
A spoiler to what? my death?"
Nooooo!.... Ah screw it, if anyone hasn't read it yet, they probably aren't even interested.
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#22  Edited By Karl_Boss

Falling down a flight of stairs.

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#23  Edited By Jordan23
I'll rather die in my sleep or next to a woman (preferably on top).
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#24  Edited By Hewkii

saving a certain someone. and make sure she knows it, so she develops strange emotional problems later in life. yeah, even with my loved ones I can be pretty sick.

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#25  Edited By Wijeeba

Dying in my sleep... or in similar fashion to the guy in Big Fish. Either way I want to have no regrets of losing life.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCbdX92hbbg I love this scene for some reason

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#26  Edited By BryanGuitarDude

In a rambo esque stiyle of fighting against annoying fanboys in an epic battle that will destroy half of the internets!

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#27  Edited By joey

What if everybody who posted in this thread will die tomorrow in the ways that they said?

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#28  Edited By Rain_Dog

I want to be buried up to my neck, and have a rattlesnake strike me in the face. That way I can feel the poison course through my veins as I slowly fade to darkness.

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#29  Edited By Dalai
joey said:
"What if everybody who posted in this thread will die tomorrow in the ways that they said?"
There would be a lot of interesting headlines in the news tomorrow.

As for me, I'm a fan of irony so I'd want to get hit by a truck carrying pillows.
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#30  Edited By atejas

Jump off something big.....
on LSD......
right after having sex.

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#31  Edited By kush

Happy. ...?

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#32  Edited By Magnum

In a blaze of glory.

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#33  Edited By LoZone

either sleep or pissy ass drunk and passed out.

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#34  Edited By suneku

With dignity.

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#35  Edited By pyromaniac
DirtyTime said:
"With my head in a vagina."
hahahahaaha
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#36  Edited By kush
suneku said:
"With dignity."
That is basically impossible since you'll shit your pants the second after you die.
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#37  Edited By JuMP

Death by Snu Snu

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#38  Edited By Arkthemaniac

1. Fired out of a cannon into a black hole while on fire.
                                            OR
2. Jumped on by some fat Italian man.

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#39  Edited By TwoOneFive

i want to be instantly killed somehow right as im ejaculating into the hottest girl in the world. i think that would be a happy send off. dying never felt so good. 

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#40  Edited By Balls

Ha, I like pie poisoning. 

I think I'd rather die by exploding. 
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#41  Edited By Clean

I wanna die by Freeee Falling

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#42  Edited By 10MP

lot's of 41 year old virgins with heart conditions in here huh

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#43  Edited By mandeponium

I want the spring to a garage door to snap and pierce my skull.

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#44  Edited By ironhide

If I make it to 65 I'm going to go and fight a Grizzly or Polar, which ever one I find first.

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systech said:
"DazbotAthertron said:
"systech said:
"ArchScabby said:
"DazbotAthertron said:
"I want to be killed by a disarming charm cast by a wizard with average abilities.

You'll have to find my horcruxes first though."
I'm pretty sure I read in some fortune telling book that  will happen to you."
That's a spoiler!!"
A spoiler to what? my death?"
Nooooo!.... Ah screw it, if anyone hasn't read it yet, they probably aren't even interested."
Read what? what are you all talking about?
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#46  Edited By samcotts

Something quick and painless. Maybe something like a huge chain reaction of nukes, that takes out half the planet with me.

I kinda have a fear of growing old, so some time in my forties will do.

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#47  Edited By Black_Raven

In extreme pain so i know I'm going to die.

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#48  Edited By zeus_gb

Peacefully in my sleep with no regrets.

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Black_Raven said:
"In extreme pain so i know I'm going to die."
That can be arranged...
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#50  Edited By solidphoenix

In a bed, with my family and friends around me, at an old age.