How does one prepare for "Howard the Duck"

This weekend me and my family will be sitting down to watch Howard the Duck, I have never seen this movie before, all I know is its about a duck that comes from out of space.

Tell me how to brace myself!

Two words: duck titties.

@Hizang: One does not prepare for Howard the Duck, also duck titties.

How open is your family to huffing gas?

Lea Thompson considers fucking a duck. How do you prepare? suicide perhaps?

@GunstarRed said:

Lea Thompson considers fucking a duck. How do you prepare? sucicide perhaps?

What are you talking about? Duck butter. If you know what I mean.

I feel it relevant to add that George Lucas considers this film his secret shame. Remember that this was the man who made Jar Jar Binks and the sleazy fly thing from...which movie was it? I can't even remember anymore.

Drink heavily.

You're gonna watch howard the duck with your parents?

You do know there' puppet nudity in that movie, right?

...i liked Howard The Duck

Howard the Duck looks at Playduck full anthropomorphic titties. And then later you see a female duck in a bath with titties. And Lea Thompson is a stripper. Lea Thompson being the woman that played Marty McFlys mother.

Also You prepare by listening to the intro music. Infact listen to the soundtrack THOMAS DOLBY!!

Psychedelics.

Huff glue, and have a barf bag if the sight of duck tits make you ill.

Lots of alcohol and a dab of LSD will get you the most prepared to watch Howard the Duck

The films does have a few good parts to it. I recall the dancing scene was funny, but I was like 10 the last time I watched it.

I have never been ashamed to admit my love for this movie. As far as preparation goes I say pick your poison and just watchthe magic unfold. And yes... duck tits.

Why in the world would that be a movie to watch with your family? It's not just a bad movie but it's also oddly sexual about everything, there are strippers, bestiality and as mentioned before anthropomorfic duck breasts.

Find a comedic commentary of the movie and listen to it in one ear on your mp3 player. Secretly though, so your parents think you're either insane or you just really like the movie. Make a video of all this and post it here.

All I know about this film is the name, and I consistently confuse it with that weird conservative comic strip that had a duck in it. You're on your own, I'm afraid.

@MarkWahlberg said:

All I know about this film is the name, and I consistently confuse it with that weird conservative comic strip that had a duck in it. You're on your own, I'm afraid.

Howard the Duck is a Marvel "super hero", no lie. He is in the Marvel Universe.

Marvel Zombies vs Ash and the Army of Darkness. Has a Zombie Howard the duck

Don't watch it and realize your life has more worth for it. It's a very bad movie.

Smoke something...anything...

Well, it's George Lucas' worst movie. Even he admits it.

Your only hope is that your parents are stoners.

Edit. Try Willow instead. It's a much better movie.

Drink heavily.

I prefer to be surprised by Howard the Duck. Like I'm walking in the living room and then I am snapped up in a net or something. That way I don't feel that its my fault that I watched it again.

Duck tits.

The real problem with Howard the Duck is the casting of Jeffrey Jones, a convicted child pornographer in real life, as the villain.

@Catarrhal said:

The real problem with Howard the Duck is the casting of Jeffrey Jones, a convicted child pornographer in real life, as the villain.

To be fair to the movie it was before he was convicted.

Howard the Duck is an expierence all it's own. I watched this movie a bunch when I was a kid.

It could be much worse. The movie could have been Battlefield Earth.

Happy Tissues.

@Akyho said:

@MarkWahlberg said:

All I know about this film is the name, and I consistently confuse it with that weird conservative comic strip that had a duck in it. You're on your own, I'm afraid.

Howard the Duck is a Marvel "super hero", no lie. He is in the Marvel Universe.

Marvel Zombies vs Ash and the Army of Darkness. Has a Zombie Howard the duck

Howard? No.. that was Donald (in my heart)

**dont crush my dreams**

@NlGHTCRAWLER said:

Happy Tissues.

That's not what we meant by "duck titties", damn it!

Why Hizang....WHY!?

Also; classic hizang thread

@Video_Game_King said:

@NlGHTCRAWLER said:

Happy Tissues.

That's not what we meant by "duck titties", damn it!

Pu-Lease. Like you have never...

@hidys said:

@Catarrhal said:

The real problem with Howard the Duck is the casting of Jeffrey Jones, a convicted child pornographer in real life, as the villain.

To be fair to the movie it was before he was convicted.

I realize that, but it still renders the film unwatchable, along with other classics he starred in--like Beetlejuice, for example.

The climax of the movie involved a creature that terrified me as a small child.

Seriously, that thing was fucked up.

Smoke a lot of crack.

Time to liquor yourself up.

hard liquor, probably

Just watch this instead.

Double feature with Space Camp.

@Video_Game_King said:

I feel it relevant to add that George Lucas considers this film his secret shame. Remember that this was the man who made Jar Jar Binks and the sleazy fly thing from...which movie was it? I can't even remember anymore.

The Ewoks were a look into the future of Star Wars.

@MarkWahlberg: Mallard Fillmore?

Pretend that it's an Avengers tie-in movie as Howard the Duck is based on the Marvel Comic and is canon with the Marvel Universe.

@mordukai said:

@Video_Game_King said:

I feel it relevant to add that George Lucas considers this film his secret shame. Remember that this was the man who made Jar Jar Binks and the sleazy fly thing from...which movie was it? I can't even remember anymore.

The Ewoks were a look into the future of Star Wars.

You mean this?

@Video_Game_King said:

@mordukai said:

@Video_Game_King said:

I feel it relevant to add that George Lucas considers this film his secret shame. Remember that this was the man who made Jar Jar Binks and the sleazy fly thing from...which movie was it? I can't even remember anymore.

The Ewoks were a look into the future of Star Wars.

You mean this?

I know I shouldn't but I have an urge to watch this one. I help not watching shitty genre movies. However, I did not survive all the way though Blood Gnome.

I haven't see that movies in years but don't set your expectations too high. Not one of Lucas Films greatest works. What might be difficult to watch is that it has Jeffrey Jones is the main villain.

Damn it, I've safely managed to keep Howard the Duck at arm's reach for a long time. Now that I've looked through this thread, I feel sad. Horrible. I need to go watch something good. Some Tarantino or a Spielberg movie or Cameron or something.

Why the fuck would you and your family ever consider watching Howard the Duck?

@Phatmac said:

Why the fuck would you and your family ever consider watching Howard the Duck?

Seriously....is there a good reason why you and your family are planing to watch Howard the Duck? It's one thing just watching it because it's on TV right now, but actually saying "Hey, guess what? In a week we all will come together to watch Howard the Duck!"....there must be a reason for this, right?