How does one prepare for "Howard the Duck"

@Abendlaender said:

@Phatmac said:

Why the fuck would you and your family ever consider watching Howard the Duck?

Seriously....is there a good reason why you and your family are planing to watch Howard the Duck? It's one thing just watching it because it's on TV right now, but actually saying "Hey, guess what? In a week we all will come together to watch Howard the Duck!"....there must be a reason for this, right?

I cannot come up with a good reason to ever watch Howard the Duck. It is horrid and not for human eyes.

DUCK. TITS.

@PenguinDust said:

Double feature with Space Camp.

:o :o :o :o :o

How do you prepare? Simple! Build a time machine, travel back to 1986, live there (or is it 'then'?) for at least 6 months, immerse yourself in the 80's culture, travel back to the present, buy a shit-tonne of booze, tell your family to get lost, get drunk as zip-a-dee-doo-dah, and enjoy the shit out of one of the best bad 80's movies you'll ever see. Enjoy! :)

@Abendlaender said:

@Phatmac said:

Why the fuck would you and your family ever consider watching Howard the Duck?

Seriously....is there a good reason why you and your family are planing to watch Howard the Duck? It's one thing just watching it because it's on TV right now, but actually saying "Hey, guess what? In a week we all will come together to watch Howard the Duck!"....there must be a reason for this, right?

I cannot come up with a good reason to ever watch Howard the Duck. It is horrid and not for human eyes.

@GunstarRed said:

Lea Thompson considers fucking a duck. How do you prepare? suicide perhaps?

Someone beat me to my suggestion. Suicide is less painful, I promise.

I remember loving this movie as a kid. Though I have no recollection of duck titties, maybe I need to watch it again? Anyway, as for preparations, just go with whatever snacks you prefer.

I'd go with a mixture of bath salts, mescaline and grain alcohol.

Mel Brooks once said, "Anybody who's in Howard the Duck can be in my movie."

Warning: That is a really, really bad movie.

HOWARD THE DUCK IS A GREAT MOVIE AND THE SOUNDTRACK IS AMAZING AND I DON'T WANNA HEAR ANYONE SAY OTHERWISE.

By watching Dogtooth first:

EDIT: and then Tetsuo the Iron Man.

Then you can watch Howard the Duck.

Duck tits? I'm in.

@GunstarRed said:

Lea Thompson considers fucking a duck. How do you prepare? suicide perhaps?

I found this thoroughly hilarious.

Put bongs in your pipe and smoke them.
Then laugh at a duck wearIng pants.

All of these comments have made me decide not to waste my first experience with my parents, we will now be watching X-men 2 instead.

@Video_Game_King: Wasn't the sleazy fly from Meet the Feebles? (that's another, and perhaps lesser known, weird movie to watch)

@Hizang said:

All of these comments have made me decide not to waste my first experience with my parents, we will now be watching X-men 2 instead.

I believe something got accomplished today... too bad I'm a bit late. :P

@zReserve:

No, this guy.

There is straight up lady duck nipples in the opening scene of Howard the Duck. That is just so wrong on so many levels.