How friendly are you IRL on a scale of 0-5?

I'm exceptionally friendly and polite; the kind of guy who wouldn't dare complain about a meal even if I found a severed toe in my soup because I wouldn't want to insult anyone.... hyperbole aside, I definitely see myself as a very friendly individual. I'm not one to delve into conversations with strangers when waiting for the bus ect., but should something like that crop up, or I'm meeting someone new, I'm always one my best behaviour. It's only when I'm more comfortable around the person to better learn their limits for when i start being a bit more of a twat. All in the fun of banter even still...

Overall I'm pretty friendly, although I'm not excessively giddy, nor do I enthusiastically engage in conversation with strangers that often. However, I have only ever been in one fight, and have avoided conflict throughout most of my life by being on good terms with most people I come into contact with.

Somewhere between a 1 or 2.

I'm like a 10. I'm way too nice in person. Although I will admit that Larry David is my hero. I just don't have the heart to call people out on their bullshit in real life. 

I'm very friendly. Always really polite to people I don't know that well and most things that could be seen as mean are playful ribbings and I usually say everything with some degree of smile on my face.

After working 2 months in costumer service I figured that I hate humans.

Fuck you.

Higher than 5 for sure!! I like to get along with everyone!

I'm like a 10. I'm way too nice in person. Although I will admit that Larry David is my hero. I just don't have the heart to call people out on their bullshit in real life. 

I am way too nice. And humble.

Unless they manage to push all my particular buttons, I find it easy to be generally friendly, even to those that might come off as a bit rude. Hell, even if they do irritate me, it's actually not that hard to keep civil. Working at an independent post office, I see a lot of people; I don't know them, their habits, how their days might've been prior to them walking in, so I choose to give pretty much everyone the benefit of the doubt.

I'm an overly polite, annoying milquetoast.

When I first meet somebody I start off as a 3. That's until they show me if I should be a 0 or a 5 with them. I tend to be picky about who I choose to be around so it's rare for most people to see the 5 side of me

I am way too nice, but mostly because I am a coward and people certainly take advantage, the amount of crap I have to do for people is kinda depressing.

I'm really nice to everyone, but with the people that act like morons and such, I tend to be very sarcastic. I'm not super tolerant of assholes, so I feel the need to act like an asshole to them.

I used to be somewhere around 4.5, which I now consider to be a little too nice. I would say 3-4 currently (I voted for 4). I'm still super polite to every reasonable person, but I am quicker to call someone on their douchebaggery nowadays.

I will say that for whatever I reason, I tend to be a little less nice on message boards than I am in real life. Maybe the anonymity makes me more honest? I'm not sure.

5. I think I'm a little too nice sometimes.

I'm very friendly. I always have been. People say I have an honest face.

Kinda average on the niceness. In few years i'll be that gumpy old man that sends sammiches back at the deli because the bread isn't fresh enough.

Somewhere between 1 and 2. My tours have really screwed me up

I'd say I would be a 4.

i'm very friendly, talk to me and i'll talk.

Definitely 5. I'm nicer than all of you jerks. Call me a liar and we'll fight!
 
Really though, I am incredibly nice.

It's not that I'm not friendly, it's that I'm shy.

I would say a 2.  
I won't call you a cunt or anything, but I'm pretty damn blunt, which has made me seem like a douche a couple times.

Umm. I'd say a 4. Friendlier than most, but not in a creepy, overwhelming way.

0. I'm a huge cunt.

I'd say a 4, usually somewhere between a 3 and 4, but leaning towards 4. Higher than that I'm very happy, lower I'm in a bad mood.

It's not that I'm not friendly, it's that I'm shy.

2-3 normally, 4 and possibly 5 with good friends/family.

Depends. In public, work and things like that, a 4 or 5.

I like to think of myself as a fairly friendly person, if a bit shy. Occasionally my sense of humor can make me come across as a dick, but I don't go out of my way to be a douche to people.

4 nice enough to be nice but not nice enough to be too nice nice.

5.  I've done multiple holiday seasons in retail and have yet to become bitter about it.

@Virago said:

0. I'm a huge cunt.

Bitch

I put a 5 just because I'm very stereotypically Canadian

I'm very friendly, but also compulsively sarcastic. So usually it takes people a minute to realize I'm not a giant asshole and see that I'm actually a pretty cool fellow.

I'm really friendly, even to the people at my school that I loathe.

I'm friendly as fuck.

0  i stab people on contact

5. I am a nice dude unless you give me a reason to be mean, but always nice initially :)

minus 1 - 0 against people I don't know and 3 - 4 for the people I do know.

that's right, I don't give a fuck about the people I don't know

5. Unless you give me a reason to hate you, but even then I tend to keep it to myself.

Either like a three or a four I'd assume, I mean maybe it's difficult to rate yourself but i try to be friendly so that probably counts for something.

Im shy but very friendly with just about anyone... Even if I dont like you, I will still be nice to you...

I like being nice, being nice is cool

Mmmh people say that I am honest and friendlly, funny. but I'm probably a 4 because I love kill'in stuff like fish and moose, deer.

Like a 4 or 5, depending. I look like an asshole, I'm kind of an asshole, but I mean no harm, ever. Much, much nicer than people expect me to be. 
 
I go off of the vibe of the person I'm meeting. If they're personable, I am too. If they're reserved, I am too.