How Many Beers Get You Drunk?(Stupid Drunk not Blackout Drunk)

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#2  Edited By FunExplosions

6. I'm pretty thin...
 
And people, I don't care if you "Don't drink beer." If you drink wine, or Captain, or Jim Beam, just roughly estimate your breaking-point in "beer numbers."

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#3  Edited By Baillie

10-15. Takes about 5+ to start getting drunk then it takes a lot more to get more over the edge, lol.

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#4  Edited By Driadon

This depends on the size of said beer. The standard size at my local bar is literally a full liter cup, which can do me good for the night. Also, keep in mind that this is Canadian beer.

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#5  Edited By MattyFTM  Moderator

Depends on the time scale, but generally I'd say about 15 will get me "stupid drunk".

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#6  Edited By HandsomeDead

Beer makes me ill. A girl bought me a can of Red Stripe once and I could barely keep it down. Classy.

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#7  Edited By VIGGO123

Anything between 12 and 20. It depends on so many different factors.

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I'd say around 6-7 and I'm pretty good, when I drink more then that I'm pretty damn drunk.

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#9  Edited By zeforgotten

16-20.  
 
I did drink like a case of beer once by myself at some party, and that's like 30 beers.  
And I couldn't feel a damn thing, untill it went outside in cold weather.. 

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#10  Edited By citizenkane

I have no idea.  I hate beer and other forms of alcohol.

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#11  Edited By Th3_James

i am 6'7 soo it takes a lil bit

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#12  Edited By citizenjp

For me I'd say a good 7-8 does the trick.

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#13  Edited By End_Boss

Either everyone who comes into this thread has a different definition of "stupid drunk" (most likely the case) or a whole bunch of people are lying in an anonymous poll.
 
P.S. if it takes you 20 beers to get drunk, you're likely an alcoholic. Seek help.

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maybe 10, thought im 15 and pretty bulky 
It all depends on the time period in which I drink those, do I eat, do I drrink water, am I mixing other bevrages

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#15  Edited By zeforgotten
@End_Boss said:
" Either everyone who comes into this thread has a different definition of "stupid drunk" (most likely the case) or a whole bunch of people are lying in an anonymous poll.  P.S. if it takes you 20 beers to get drunk, you're likely an alcoholic. Seek help. "
Or maybe there's only like very little alcohol in the beer around here. 
Only like 4.7% alc.. That's nothing
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#16  Edited By SteamPunkJin
@ZeForgotten said:
" @End_Boss said:
" Either everyone who comes into this thread has a different definition of "stupid drunk" (most likely the case) or a whole bunch of people are lying in an anonymous poll.  P.S. if it takes you 20 beers to get drunk, you're likely an alcoholic. Seek help. "
Or maybe there's only like very little alcohol in the beer around here. Only like 4.7% alc.. That's nothing "
Exactly my thoughts. Only takes me 4-5 beers, but I'm drinking  8% and 9% ales, so that's 8-10 of a lesser, more watery beer.
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#17  Edited By zombie2011
@ZeForgotten said:
" @End_Boss said:
" Either everyone who comes into this thread has a different definition of "stupid drunk" (most likely the case) or a whole bunch of people are lying in an anonymous poll.  P.S. if it takes you 20 beers to get drunk, you're likely an alcoholic. Seek help. "
Or maybe there's only like very little alcohol in the beer around here. Only like 4.7% alc.. That's nothing "
It has a lot do with your size also. I'm 6'4 and last time i checked i weighed 212lbs. I normally drink around 13-15 beers on a regular partying night. But i can also push it to were i can drink almost an entire case.
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#18  Edited By zeforgotten
@SteamPunkJin said:

" @ZeForgotten said:

" @End_Boss said:
" Either everyone who comes into this thread has a different definition of "stupid drunk" (most likely the case) or a whole bunch of people are lying in an anonymous poll.  P.S. if it takes you 20 beers to get drunk, you're likely an alcoholic. Seek help. "
Or maybe there's only like very little alcohol in the beer around here. Only like 4.7% alc.. That's nothing "
Exactly my thoughts. Only takes me 4-5 beers, but I'm drinking  8% and 9% ales, so that's 8-10 of a lesser, more watery beer. "
I normally don't drink beer at all.  
I would rather have a bottle of Morgan, and perhaps some coke to go with that bottle sometimes. 
But normally a bottle of Morgan is enough for me (When I drink it by myself of course, not when it's shared with like 10 people) 
 
 
@zombie2011: That too, and also how fast you flush those down your drain.  
If you take them all down in one go per beer, during the first 15 minutes of the party.  
Then that would factor in a little too :P
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1/2.

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#20  Edited By Kohe321

9 will get me pretty drunk.

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#21  Edited By cstrang

I don't really drink anymore, but 9 beers within about an hour and a half will get me there.

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#22  Edited By FunExplosions
@HandsomeDead said:
" Beer makes me ill. A girl bought me a can of Red Stripe once and I could barely keep it down. Classy. "
Aww man. Red Stripe is delicious. I wish they still played those commercials.
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#23  Edited By Bwast

This one time I didn't eat anything and went camping with the boys. Took like 5 or 6 to get me going which is awesome since I'm a hefty guy but I later puked in my buddy's tent so not so good after all. On a normal night, between 9-12 is usually a good number for me. Most I ever drank was like 18, but that was a night to forget. Whew. I also like long walks on the beach and mahjong.

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#24  Edited By Shadow

not a damn clue

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#25  Edited By vager

9 or 10 probably. It's been a while since I got pissed drunk from beer, usually I go for hard liquor if I want to get wasted.
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#26  Edited By FunExplosions
@End_Boss said:
" Either everyone who comes into this thread has a different definition of "stupid drunk" (most likely the case) or a whole bunch of people are lying in an anonymous poll.  P.S. if it takes you 20 beers to get drunk, you're likely an alcoholic. Seek help. "
Well, I'm assuming there are some exaggerations, but nevertheless, I wanna try to get a feel for the GiantBomber's tolerance.
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#27  Edited By Whisperkill

5'll get me dizzy 10'll get me stupid drunk
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#28  Edited By gingertastic_10
@CitizenKane said:
" I have no idea.  I hate beer and other forms of alcohol. "
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#29  Edited By mike

Anyone who voted 16-20 is either an alcoholic or is 13 and has never even tasted beer before.

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#30  Edited By TheMustacheHero

I chose 20+....
 
 I'm half dwarf.

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#31  Edited By zeforgotten
@MB said:
" Anyone who voted 16-20 is either an alcoholic or is 13 and has never even tasted beer before. "
And here I was thinking that you of all people were smarter than that.
 
When a beer (normal beer around here anyway) only contains 4.7% alc you would have to be a pussy or really not used to drinking not to be able to at least throw down 16 of those during a party. 
 
But meh, I like people like you who can't drink much though, you're a hell of a lot cheaper to invite to parties, that's for sure :P
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#33  Edited By mike
@ZeForgotten: It's all relative. If you're talking about over a 4-5 hour period, then 16 beers is not that much. That wasn't really what the question was, though. The way I took the question was that if you sat down and started drinking beer after beer, how many would it take to get you drunk.
 
At 5% ABV, 16 beers is like having 24 ounces of 40% alcohol bourbon or vodka. That's a lot of alcohol.
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#34  Edited By CoolDrMoney

I'm gonna say around 4 or so

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#35  Edited By zeforgotten
@MB: Ah, and I took the question in the "party" sense, since I would think it's obvious that nobody just drains 20+ Beers down in 20 minutes without getting driven to the hospital. 
So I will agree and say that yes, that is indeed a lot of alcohol.. Unless you're russian
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#36  Edited By AlexB

Depends. If I space it out decently its around 8 or 9. Too much liquid in my system I'll just end up puking it up, not from being drunk, just too much liquid to food ratio.

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#37  Edited By raegunz_

Four. How embarrassing.

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#38  Edited By ahriman22

10-15.

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#39  Edited By Yummylee

Since i dont get drunk very often, only takes around 2..lucky me since its less ofa bill towards the beer =P
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#40  Edited By Dalai

6 gets me drunk, 10 gets me "dance with unattractive girls" drunk, several beers and a bottle of liquor knocks me out.

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#41  Edited By cypher89

10-15 is about what it takes now on the average night. used to be i would drink a 24 of beer in a night and then i would be a content drunk.  That may have been alcoholism but hey it was worth it.

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#42  Edited By Mars_Cleric

 
I hope this means pints coz I picked 7-9

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#43  Edited By Stang

A 12 pack over the course of an evening gets me pretty shit faced. Anything more then that and I will probably find myself on the lawn naked the next day.

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#44  Edited By Claude

I vote this poll invalid. I can drink six beers by myself and feel just a little buzz. With friends, six beers goes a long way. There's a certain psychology that goes along with drinking alcohol with friends or at a party. Never the less, I can drink a shit load of beer, it's the shots that kill me.

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#45  Edited By toowalrus

Back in high school, I drank 18 beers, puked, and passed out. Looking back... High school was awful.

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#46  Edited By turbomonkey138
@TooWalrus said:
" Back in high school, I drank 18 beers, puked, and passed out. Looking back... High school was awful. "
But i bet you were considered a cool guy for doing so ;)
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#47  Edited By kmdrkul

Beer is for wimps.  I can down a bottle of Everclear like nothing, and wake up alive and kickin' the next morning.  Also, I cry the tears of God.

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#48  Edited By Absurd

4, I'm a lightweight. Sup?

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#49  Edited By deadmonkeys

 I prefer pints over canned beer, which explains why it costs so damn much when I go out with my buddies. Don't know if I've ever been "stupid drunk", since I usually don't have more than 2-3 pints.   
 
Edit: Canadian beer.


The only time I've ever been dizzy/had trouble walking straight, was in Japan when I had 2 sizeable mugs (maybe 1L each) of Asahi and some sake. My cousin and I were going to bike home after sobering up a bit, but my bike broke and we had to walk.

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#50  Edited By yetiantics

ive never gotten drunk. but ive gotten paranoid? like, a sense of ...something is wrong... or something is going on here... 
 
thats usually after beer 3. and 3 is my limit almost always.