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#1 Posted by Hizang (9358 posts) -

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#2 Posted by murisan (1143 posts) -

None. My head is frickin huge. I wish I had some hats because I hate having to shower before I go anywhere.

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#3 Posted by Sooty (8193 posts) -


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#4 Posted by Hizang (9358 posts) -

I gel my hair so I don't wear hats, but in the winter I whip out some of my novelty hats. I have an owl one..

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#5 Posted by musclerider (817 posts) -

I'm sure I own hats but I'll be damned if I ever leave the house wearing one.

From my desk I can see a beret, a cowboy hat, and a Santa hat so I guess I'm just made of hats.

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#6 Posted by MikkaQ (10296 posts) -

All kinds of them, but they're spread all over my house and are mostly free promotional baseball caps.

In terms of good hats, probably 2.

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#8 Posted by Hizang (9358 posts) -
@SoothsayerGB I think I have Sonic Earmuffs too..
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#9 Posted by crusader8463 (14757 posts) -

0. I find hats very uncomfortable to wear and offer no purpose beyond some pointless article of clothing like jewelry. Plus I hate the idea of needing to learn all these little un said rules on when it's ok to wear them and not.

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#10 Posted by TooWalrus (13392 posts) -

Uh, 3, but I rarely wear them. Even though I have to wear one every day at work, I don't really care for  the way they look or feel on me.

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#11 Edited by ripelivejam (11253 posts) -

shouldn't this be in the TF2 subforum?

serious answer: was thinking of trying to start rocking a bowler for the kitsch throwback look. it'd be like my signature or whatever.

and i could throw it @ people and cleave them in half!

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#12 Posted by mrcraggle (2930 posts) -

I think maybe 1? Obviously for the Winter.

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#13 Posted by jacksukeru (6582 posts) -

I prefer masks.

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#14 Posted by NegativeCero (3147 posts) -

None. I've never been one to wear hats for anything other than cold weather.

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#15 Posted by ShockD (2487 posts) -

In first I thought this is a TF2 thread.
I have none. I don't like wearing them, because they limit my hearing abilities.

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#16 Posted by Donkeycow (568 posts) -

I own tons, i like hats.... but i never wear them....

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#17 Posted by Video_Game_King (36564 posts) -

Can I count my crown?

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#18 Posted by ShaggE (8448 posts) -

Not NEARLY enough, Benjamin. Not nearly enough.

I absolutely love hats. I want to start a collection at some point (and yes, with intent to wear... I want to bring the top hat back)

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#19 Posted by djn3811 (84 posts) -

I have probably 30+ baseball caps and a few winter hats. I wear one every day

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#20 Posted by topsteer (741 posts) -

I think I still have three around here somewhere. I don't really wear hats anymore, I pretty much always wore a hat when I was younger though.

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#21 Posted by SaturdayNightSpecials (2547 posts) -

I own a sick-ass replica of this cap:

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But I never wear it and I own no other hats of any kind, because I hate wearing hats. They give me a headache.

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#22 Posted by NoobSauceG7 (1390 posts) -

I have a lot of hats but I don't wear them since they mess up my hair.

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#23 Posted by Demoskinos (17350 posts) -

Fuck hats.

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#24 Posted by _Zombie_ (1483 posts) -

@Demoskinos said:

Fuck hats.

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#25 Posted by Hamst3r (5273 posts) -

2. A fur hat for winter and a baseball cap for not-winter.

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#26 Posted by dungbootle (2502 posts) -

I've got a baseball cap and a beanie for when it's cold.

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#27 Posted by Atlas (2575 posts) -

One, a nice woolly hat for cold weather, although sometimes it gets worn on really bad hair days as well. It's black with an ROH logo, which is a wrestling company I was into when I loved wrestling a few years ago. Don't know why I don't get a new one, but...whatever.

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#28 Posted by McGriddle550 (348 posts) -

I rock a sick-ass flat cap everyday. I love me some hats, mostly because I hate my hair.

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#29 Edited by Levius (1358 posts) -

Two baseball caps, if I have to go out in the sun all day. I wouldn't wear hat otherwise.

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#30 Posted by TheHT (14432 posts) -

1 tuque.

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#31 Posted by Clonedzero (4206 posts) -

none, but i'd like to get some, maybe for x-mas

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#32 Posted by Kerned (1185 posts) -

About 8 or so, but I don't wear them much. But if we want to talk about shoes... oh man. My wife thinks that I have a problem.

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#33 Posted by notdavid (873 posts) -

I've been thinking about donning a hat, but it's a pretty big life change. I don't really want to commit to being "hat guy" until I've considered the ramifications.

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#34 Posted by TobbRobb (6140 posts) -

I don't use hats, got one as a present earlier in the year though.

So 1.

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#35 Posted by commonoutlier (140 posts) -

I brought about 11 baseball caps with me to college (most of them video game related, none are sports related), maybe 3 or so winter hats with me...but I have a ton back home as well, including fedoras, an ushanka, other winter hats, and other random hat types. I wear a baseball cap almost every day (I try to not wear a hat once in a while so I get comfortable not wearing hats, in case I get a job where I can't wear hats).

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#36 Posted by mosespippy (4751 posts) -

One boater and one tuque. Seriously guys, get a fancy dress hat like a boater, bowler, panama, etc. It's amazing how people on the street treat you differently when you wear a fancy hat. People always treat you like you are important. It's kind of amazing just how different it is from not wearing anything fancy. Added bonus for my boater, keeps the sun out of my eyes and the rain off my face and hair.

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#37 Posted by Gamer_152 (14500 posts) -

I have a pirate hat, but that's about it, I'm not really a hats guy.

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#38 Posted by StarvingGamer (11399 posts) -

One Scottish cap with fake red hair sticking out the back/sides. I have no idea where it is though.

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#39 Posted by MariachiMacabre (7097 posts) -

shouldn't this be in the TF2 subforum?

serious answer: was thinking of trying to start rocking a bowler for the kitsch throwback look. it'd be like my signature or whatever.

and i could throw it @ people and cleave them in half!

And then the actor playing you would actually be a murderer. Just like Oddjob.
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#40 Posted by JasonR86 (10178 posts) -


And they've all become ugly-ass looking running hats.

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#41 Posted by Hunter5024 (6702 posts) -

Do hats made of tin foil count?

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#42 Posted by Sploder (918 posts) -

I never wear a hat cos I have nice hair.

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#43 Posted by Bocam (4099 posts) -

I think I have 7 but I never wear them.

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#44 Posted by Lost_Remnant (383 posts) -

One. I'm a one hat at a time until it falls apart and I have to get another one kind of guy. The hat I have now is the Dark Sector hat you got for pre-ordering the game way back then. Still fits pretty well and doesn't really have any major signs of tear on it, so I'll stick with it.

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#45 Posted by TheUnsavedHero (1308 posts) -

I don't know where they came from but, I got six hats. The oddest one being a formal, black amish hat. Very stylish.

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#46 Posted by Zomgfruitbunnies (1222 posts) -

Zero, because my big head isn't very well suited for hats.


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#47 Posted by benpicko (2016 posts) -

I can't remember the last time I wore or owned a hat

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#48 Posted by mechakirby (448 posts) -

I own a bunch. Mostly sports. I'm not a flat brim kinda guy, I love New Era's 39Thirty hats though. I have a couple Nike and Taylormade golf hats which are super nice. I bought a couple from a redneck garage sale upnorth last Summer including a NASA HAT

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#49 Posted by mechakirby (448 posts) -

Also guys I know you think its fancy or old fashioned or something like that, but don't wear fedoras. Just don't do it.

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#50 Posted by Synthballs (2222 posts) -

...Really? People are right. You do make some stupid polls.