I used to swear like a pirate, but my ex didn't like it so I'd change expletives to something ridiculous like "What the Sirius Black?!". It was the best day ever.
Not that much actually, but if I get mad, it's like a motherfucking fuckstorm of shitty to humpingly munging words that basterdize every homodumbshit around me into a shitless, shitfaced, shitacular piece of shit that sit back scared and have to suck their bitch for a mother's tits because some little asslicking, sex-less, mungering by himself, offspring of two seperate whoring mingers that can only suck cock through a hole where their ugle fuckups for a face can't be seen, and father who is in fact a very nice gentlemen, but anyways this fagtard with a retarded fucking speach fucking impediment, had to fucking ruin my fucking goddamn game. In reality I don't swear often.
I typically only swear when I'm upset. That's when the F-Bombs get dropped the most. Otherwise, I usually use "lesser swears," typically Hell and damn.
Although I always love using "bastard" the intellectual swear word. ^.^
I swear regularly. But only where it seems appropriate. I won't just go out and say "Hey what's for fucking supper mother fucker." But I will say something like "Fuck man, he just crit me for 18k."
Not alot, just when the time calls for it. Like if i hit my foot on something, cut myself shaving, i'm on a crazy rollercoaster or constipated on the toilet etc.
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