Say you just got a GF what would be some ways - humerous and otherwise - to tell your parents that you have a GF!
I don't have one I am just looking for funny suggestions!
Say you just got a GF what would be some ways - humerous and otherwise - to tell your parents that you have a GF!
I don't have one I am just looking for funny suggestions!
Be like "mom and dad, I'm a homosexual."
And they'll be like "fo realz!1?!?"
And then you can be like "nah, I gots me a ho, I was just messin' wit' ya'll."
"So we were in bed last night.." -you
"--Wait what!!"-parent
"You know, me and my girlfriend"-you
"oh yah cool"-parent
thats how it went for me
"I would never tell my mom i have a gf :?(She is DAMN annoying about those things T_T). I only tell my dad if i have to, they r divorced so my mom never finds out ^^.What sort of annoying things does she do?
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"be like wayne brady and say, "dad, I choked a bitch tonight"...he'll be proud and hug you"
"Great father and mother, I have found a receptacle in which to deposit my seed./thread
Soon, a new member to our line shall be born into this world
"TanKLoveR said:Actually she never did those things to me THX GOD, they happened to my older brother T_T. I remember she was always asking annoying questions to my brother like, Are u guys going out tonight? What are u doing? Did u kiss her yet? How was ur date last night? Did u tell her u love her yet?, seriously like every damn day, and when my brother had the bad judgement of bringing them home she did the most cliche thing EVER, she started talking about when my brother was like 7 and he did the cutest things blah blah my brothers face was just painful to watch haha."I would never tell my mom i have a gf :?(She is DAMN annoying about those things T_T). I only tell my dad if i have to, they r divorced so my mom never finds out ^^.What sort of annoying things does she do?
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"hey, me and this girl I invited are going to play with my Wii."
mom: "okay, dear."
"yup, we might play with my Nintendo Wii as well."
mom: ....!?
"Great father and mother, I have found a receptacle in which to deposit my seed.
Soon, a new member to our line shall be born into this world
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Start with "You're going to be grandparents!" Then ease your way into asking for money for the abortion.
""hey, me and this girl I invited are going to play with my Wii."Because more Wii jokes is exactly what this world needs.
mom: "okay, dear."
"yup, we might play with my Nintendo Wii as well."
mom: ....!?
"
"DJ_LaFleur said:Yes...yes it is. : |""hey, me and this girl I invited are going to play with my Wii."Because more Wii jokes is exactly what this world needs.
mom: "okay, dear."
"yup, we might play with my Nintendo Wii as well."
mom: ....!?
"
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Assuming the TC is male:
TC: "Hey I got a girlfriend."
Parents: "Oh that's nice. Whats her name?"
TC: "<name>"
Parents: "Do we get to meet her?"
TC: "Maybe after we go out for more than a few times."
Parents: "Okay."
TC: "I'm going toi giantbomb.com to tlak about video games now."
Parents: "...douche"
TC: "What was that?"
Parents: "Nothing honey. Dinner is in an hour."
Look this is giant bomb not gamespot. Please don't take threads from gamespot and post them here. Again this is giant bomb NOT gamespot.
and just tell them you have a girlfriend. o_o
Man, you are 17 years old! This was embarrassing at like 14, but by 17 you should be a bit beyond things like this.
Also, surly you would just say "Err, I'm going out on a date with *insert name here* see you later on!"
"biggest_loser said:My mom is just like that. With the questions and the embarrassments."TanKLoveR said:Actually she never did those things to me THX GOD, they happened to my older brother T_T. I remember she was always asking annoying questions to my brother like, Are u guys going out tonight? What are u doing? Did u kiss her yet? How was ur date last night? Did u tell her u love her yet?, seriously like every damn day, and when my brother had the bad judgement of bringing them home she did the most cliche thing EVER, she started talking about when my brother was like 7 and he did the cutest things blah blah my brothers face was just painful to watch haha."I would never tell my mom i have a gf :?(She is DAMN annoying about those things T_T). I only tell my dad if i have to, they r divorced so my mom never finds out ^^.What sort of annoying things does she do?
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I decided to avoid the torture and just pretend like i NEVER had a gf, tho she probably knew i had gf's b4, but i think cuz she never heard me talking about it, she kinda let the subject alone THX GOD.
@Riddler: Nah im not a girl, i just like the girl on the avy cuz she's kinda cute, too bad paramore sucks tho :(.
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""hey, me and this girl I invited are going to play with my Wii."
mom: "okay, dear."
"yup, we might play with my Nintendo Wii as well."
mom: ....!?
"
I probably wouldn't tell them right away. My dad would just make fun of me and my mom gets all sensitive if I tell her I do.
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