How would you handle a bank robbery?

You're inside of your local bank waiting in line. Some dumb broad is behind you screaming at her phone. 
When all of a sudden six men come in and yell "Get on the ground". 
 
What would you do? You have no weapons because, ya know it's a bank.

I get on the ground and i don't try to be a hero. An then maybe get kind of disappointed with myself later.

6 people would make me sit down and shut up. If it was one robber I'd try to take them down.

Play safe.

Update my facebook status.

Get on the ground

Hit the damn deck.

Film it on my phone to upload too youtube, but realize i didn't push record so I didn't get any of it....

Batarang.

Shit in my hand and eat it

Yeah 6 is kind of a lot. I would just listen to them then. And try not to be the guy they make en example of.

Drop my knickers and squirt some of my love webs into their guns, then I'd do a twirl and the guns would spin around me and knock them all out. Then I'd slap the dirty bugger next to me gobbling down handfuls of his own shit.

Two words. Fetal ball.

Imma stop those criminals...or Imma die tryin'

id steal the dumb broads phone

I would take them all out with a few lightning fast karate chops.

In most banks the money is under insurance...so bend over a do what you are told

@Twitchey said:

You have no weapons because, ya know it's a bank.

But I always bring weapons to a bank.

Jack shit. If I start something against 6 armed guys, no way in hell am I taking them all out. The best that could possibly happen is that I wouldn't die (unlikely) and I would stall them long enough for it to turn into a hostage situation, which is way, way worse for everyone involved.

Call Commissioner Gordon to put on the bat-signal.

I have been in a store that gat robed and I didn’t even notice it.

6 guys? Fuck all.

Thing is that even if you managed to ninja someone and get their gun (and assuming you knew how to use it), you're still outnumbered and every attempt by you and them to shoot each other risks the death of innocent people.

I feel like I would only try something in that situation if it was painfully obvious they were going to execute you anyway.

i would do nothing about it. i would get on the ground.

I'd try work every possible angle I can think of, quickloading whenever I happen to fail. I'm sure I'd take them all out eventually.

Its not like there is anything else you can do, or should do. 
 
There are silent alarms in the bank, so you don't need to bother trying to call 911, and you can't exactly stop the robbers.
 
But who robs banks anymore? The security is completely insane, and they'll never get into the vault. Not to mention that banks don't have that much money in them anymore, since most money is electronic.
 
So I guess my answer to what I would do is: Get down on the floor, and laugh on the inside at 6 dudes going to jail shortly.

Fuck the broad.

@Spoonman671 said:

Batarang.

but actually

i get on the ground. i would rather be alive then be a dead idiot.

also why would you be a hero? the bank's money is insured

I would get rich or die tryin'.

@oatz said:

Update my facebook status.

Haha, I doubt anyone would have the mentality to do that in that circumstance.

drop

Punch them in the face. I could totally pull it off.

@DerekDanahy said:

6 people would make me sit down and shut up. If it was one robber I'd try to take them down.

The banks money is insured, so what exactly would you accomplish by trying to be a hero? Against six armed and amped up criminals, I would small and quiet.

get on the ground immediately. unless they start lining me up for execution or i've got an unbelievably good opportunity i'm not gonna do anything other than what they say. same thing for any number of armed robbers, really.

@Burzmali said:

@DerekDanahy said:

6 people would make me sit down and shut up. If it was one robber I'd try to take them down.

Well here's two people who would go to an early grave in a hostage situation.

Even if it's just one dude I would do what he says. I don't want to die trying to stop someone who will most likely get caught that very same day anyway.

Chill out as best I could in a robbery. Which is not very much, mind you, but ideally enough not to get shot.

I'd let the guy next to me know that I can use the DirecTV app on my phone to record my favorite TV shows. Ya know, just in case it turns into a hostage situation.

@Tim_the_Corsair said:

I feel like I would only try something in that situation if it was painfully obvious they were going to execute you anyway.

This.

Trying to be a hero against six men who display no intention to physically harm, but come in armed? That's just asking for violent retaliation. Even if you try something, they could still hurt other innocents. In that situation, they hold all the cards.

Wonder why there are 6 more guys robbing the bank?

Lol, I would probably just do what they say, unless they're going to kill me anyways. I don't want to be that dude they make an example out of, you know, the guy who they beat up and shoot in the movies sometimes.

I would do something stupid and get shot, I've never been good with authority.

Damn, I thought this was gonna be a thread about how I would carry out a bank robbery. :(

Ask if I could join in :D

Then drop to the ground when they hit me in the face for asking an idiotic question.

Bank robberies are too risky. It takes a while to get to the vault, opening the vault, getting the money, getting out. All the while you have to worry about the hostages and alarms. Jewelry stores on the other hand. There's this Serbian/Montenegrin criminal group dubbed Pink Panthers, they robbed over 150 locations worldwide. Some robberies took less than 35 seconds. And the best part?

They never actually harmed anyone. In, take everything, out.

Interpol actually had a special branch with the sole purpose of catching these guys.

Edit: I completely misunderstood the thread title. Fuck.

@oatz said:

Update my facebook status.

This, and tweet about it!

Galactic punt?

Nothing, its 6 guys, even if you had a gun your still dead. Thats what FDIC is for anyways.

@dudeglove said:

run around nekkid

What if one of the robbers likes what he sees and decides to take you into the back room there. That would be slightly awkward lol!

My money's safe. Get on the ground, don't make a peep.