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#151 Posted by BoG (5390 posts) -

I will some day. I hear it's pretty gross.

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#152 Posted by bennyboy (342 posts) -

Someone already mentioned it two posts into the thread but we drink milk from a cow and yet we think drinking it from humans is unusual? Hell, if it were viable I would totally be down to mass produce human milk for human consumption rather than cow's milk.

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#153 Posted by Trainer_Red (318 posts) -

I don't care what anyone says. Drinking breast milk is fucking weird outside of infancy. Even if it's not from the tap.

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#154 Edited by pyromagnestir (4452 posts) -

@bennyboy said:

Someone already mentioned it two posts into the thread but we drink milk from a cow and yet we think drinking it from humans is unusual? Hell, if it were viable I would totally be down to mass produce human milk for human consumption rather than cow's milk.

Woohoo! I'm that someone! That's going on my resume:

Once posted that "we drink milk from a cow and yet we think drinking it from humans is unusual?" on a video game forum thread.

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#155 Posted by Kerned (1185 posts) -

@crusader8463 said:

Only if I had some chocolate chip cookies to go with it.

What if they were human chocolate chip cookies?

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#156 Edited by Trilogy (3083 posts) -

Only if it's straight from the tit of Jessica Alba. Otherwise...no dice!

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#157 Posted by SmilingPig (1370 posts) -

If I get to drink it straight from the breast, sure I would drink some.

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#158 Posted by JCTango (1500 posts) -

@Kerned: Why should I stop now? :)

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#159 Posted by DizzyMedal (419 posts) -

If anything can be even remotely described as 'kind of like soy milk' i'd rather cut my own heart out.

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#160 Posted by Slax (1083 posts) -

Only if it comes in chocolate.

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#161 Posted by KaiseR (9 posts) -

It has been done.

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#162 Edited by HerbieBug (4228 posts) -

Of course. I don't understand why some people seem to be disgusted by the prospect. It's milk.

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#163 Edited by DriveupLife (1173 posts) -

It's just a little bit of milk that I had when I was a baby, everyone needs to stop being such girls about this.

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#164 Edited by Blu3V3nom07 (4384 posts) -

No poll, I wanted poll..

Homogenized, Pasteurized, sure. ~ I'll shot glass it with a friend, just for fun.

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#165 Edited by mao16 (112 posts) -

Only if the following conditions are met:

-Concrete proof of who the milk came from

-Proof that said person doesn't have any dangerous diseases

-I get paid (hell i'd do it for free if the above conditions are met)

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#166 Posted by Kepler (39 posts) -

@mb said:

@Delta_Ass said:

Well, I drank it as a baby, so why not?

But you also shit and pissed your pants as a baby multiple times a day...

Your point being?

IT WAS A JOKE

On the subject though, maybe if my hypothetical wife had our hypothetical baby, then I would taste her hypothetical breast milk.

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#167 Edited by Mijati (1080 posts) -

Only if it's CERTIFIED!

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#168 Posted by AziMuttyo (94 posts) -

depends

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#169 Edited by jakob187 (22932 posts) -

I already have. It tastes fine. People freak out over stupid shit.

If you drink milk, you can drink breast milk.

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#170 Posted by zenmastah (1214 posts) -

Mommy, is that you?

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#171 Edited by MikkaQ (10296 posts) -

No. I don't eat shit, piss, pus, blood, milk, earwax or any other manner of horrible human excretions.

I don't get the logic behind "Well we drink animal milk so it's okay". We eat those little fuckers too, so by that logic you should be having barbecued boobs with your breast milk.

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#172 Posted by RandomHero666 (3184 posts) -

Yes I would, people put all sorts of disgusting shit in their mouths every day without even realizing it.
As long as it's clean of course, ie no disease

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#173 Edited by FlappyHands (3006 posts) -

Yup. I'd try it.

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#174 Posted by JadeGL (1326 posts) -

I did for about the first 6 weeks of my life...

Would I do so now? If I got paid like Ryan got paid, yes. If it was just presented as a challenge with no monetary benefit, probably not.

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#175 Edited by expensiveham (364 posts) -

Yeah sure why not.

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#176 Posted by Daveyo520 (7747 posts) -

Well most of us have drank it in our lives already.

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#177 Edited by Blu3V3nom07 (4384 posts) -

Mailbag 2 Gallons worth to Giant Bomb. ~ Make it a thing!

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#178 Edited by mtcantor (984 posts) -

Sure. Why not? I used to love the stuff, but that was years ago.

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#179 Edited by AgnosticJesus (547 posts) -

Breast milk is not bad at all, kind of sweet. Tried it many times when my wife was nursing. Her knockers were F's, it was happiest period of my life.

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#180 Edited by ChristianConservativeVinny (101 posts) -

Breastmilk is a vector for HIV and I think hepatitis, make sure you're not gonna catch anything first.

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#181 Posted by MOAB (563 posts) -

yes, if i got it directly from the source and not in some weird sanitary container.