I had a strange dream last night.

 It was like Alan Wake, but with super fast zombies that kidnap people and turn the people into zombies. And I was in a town where like 95% of the population was zombified, and I ran into a house, and barricaded it. But the zombies only came at night. And so long as I locked every single door to get inside the house before the zombies came every night, they couldn't get in. Then the dream switched, or i had a different dream, and some evil 1984-esque government kidnapped my best friend. And I tried to rescue her, but I failed at first, so I rescued a really hot chick instead. Then I went back for my best friend, but woke up.

That's, uh, great stuff.

Cool story, bro.

 Are you new to this whole trolling thing?

Should have been a blog post. 

" Are you 12? Please get shot already. "

Dear Diary....

"  Are you new to this whole trolling thing? "

" @CaptainCody said:

" Are you 12? Please get shot already. "

I've very vocally disagreed with pretender, but this seems like an odd place to do so, the topic isn't insulting, and is in the right board. Sure you may see the whole discussion as pointless, but hey, it's off topic. By all means get upset where behavior is bad, but this seems relatively reasonable to me.  "

hot 

You really need to stop making so many threads.

uhh thanks for the story...  great read?

WHAT IF I SAY I'M NOT LIKE THE OTHERS, WHAT IF I SAY YOU'RE JUUUUST ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR PLAYS, YOU'RE THE PRETENDER, WHAT IF I SAY I WILL NEVER SURRENDEEER?

I had a dream the other night I was performing CPR on my cat.

" I had a dream the other night I was performing CPR on my cat. "

" Are you 12? Please get shot already. "

If people deem his posts as spam or trolling, just flag and move on. If he is indeed trolling, you're all letting him. Replying with hateful messages is what he wants and will continue in doing so. 
 
Flag, and move on. :)

I gotta say the forums have really improved in quality lately.

I just don't like pretender15.

"  It was like Alan Wake, but with super fast zombies that kidnap people and turn the people into zombies. And I was in a town where like 95% of the population was zombified, and I ran into a house, and barricaded it. But the zombies only came at night. And so long as I locked every single door to get inside the house before the zombies came every night, they couldn't get in. Then the dream switched, or i had a different dream, and some evil 1984-esque government kidnapped my best friend. And I tried to rescue her, but I failed at first, so I rescued a really hot chick instead. Then I went back for my best friend, but woke up. "

Well, if it's any consolation your compound genre dreams got a lot more attention from the board than an upcoming lunar eclipse did. So you have that going for you.

So when did we start using gifs from neogaf on here?

I've been playing Darksiders and some weird ass dreams have been streamed. Dark shit, church stuff, I actually join a church in a dream only to breach the demon that lives within, weird stuff. I met some good people, but they were confused and living in a dream.

" So when did we start using gifs from neogaf on here? "

Super Cool Story Bro.

I had a dream I went to the bank and withdrew all my money into $5 bills, you don't see me making a thread about it...

I had a dream. I had an AWESOME dre-e-eam.  
People in the parrrrk.... 
Playing games in the darrr... uh...No wait.  
 
That wasn't me. It was Lionel Ritchie who had THAT dream. In my dream, some of my toe-nails were coming off and I couldn't find my favorite tire gauge and it was totally ruining my vacation.

On topic(?), I always  find it weird when video games leak into our dreams. You know back in the days of black and white TV, supposedly some people started dreaming in black and white. The things we view a lot are obviously imprinted onto our brains. I once had a dream and I swear it had textures sort of like Team Fortress Classics/Half life. The same colors too, it was a trip.
 
Off topic/on topic with comments: I always wonder why people use some of the same redundant yesterday comments people always make. Words now are trends. Think trendy clothes. So why are a lot of people saying things that are from 800 years ago (internet years)? Your Uggs were never pretty :[

C00lst0rybr0

Youth is tough on all of us.

" @EVO said:

" I had a dream the other night I was performing CPR on my cat. "

Did your cat make it? "

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

I don't think it's possible not to have a strange dream, for the most normal-seeming dream is deemed strange when you realise it was a dream.

" "

" @CaptainCody said:

" Are you 12? Please get shot already. "

Whoa bro, chill out. We don't like this kind of hostility on GB, quit it or leave. "

I once had a dream that a hamburger was eating me!

" I don't think it's possible not to have a strange dream, for the most normal-seeming dream is deemed strange when you realise it was a dream. "

" I once had a dream that a hamburger was eating me! "

" @mandeponium said:

" I once had a dream that a hamburger was eating me! "

That was not dream! That was back in Soviet Union! "

" I had a dream I went to the bank and withdrew all my money into $5 bills, you don't see me making a thread about it... "