I had a strange dream last night.

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#1  Edited By pretender15

 It was like Alan Wake, but with super fast zombies that kidnap people and turn the people into zombies. And I was in a town where like 95% of the population was zombified, and I ran into a house, and barricaded it. But the zombies only came at night. And so long as I locked every single door to get inside the house before the zombies came every night, they couldn't get in. Then the dream switched, or i had a different dream, and some evil 1984-esque government kidnapped my best friend. And I tried to rescue her, but I failed at first, so I rescued a really hot chick instead. Then I went back for my best friend, but woke up.

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#2  Edited By CaptainCody

Are you 12? Please get shot already.
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#3  Edited By gamer_152  Moderator

That's, uh, great stuff.

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#4  Edited By BaneFireLord

Cool story, bro.

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#5  Edited By BraveToaster

 Are you new to this whole trolling thing?

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#6  Edited By FluxWaveZ

Should have been a blog post. 

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#7  Edited By beej
@CaptainCody said:
" Are you 12? Please get shot already. "
I've very vocally disagreed with pretender, but this seems like an odd place to do so, the topic isn't insulting, and is in the right board. Sure you may see the whole discussion as pointless, but hey, it's off topic. By all means get upset where behavior is bad, but this seems relatively reasonable to me. 
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#9  Edited By FlyingRat

Dear Diary....

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#10  Edited By pretender15
@Axxol said:
"  Are you new to this whole trolling thing? "
Am I doing it right?
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#11  Edited By Karl_Boss
@beej said:
" @CaptainCody said:
" Are you 12? Please get shot already. "
I've very vocally disagreed with pretender, but this seems like an odd place to do so, the topic isn't insulting, and is in the right board. Sure you may see the whole discussion as pointless, but hey, it's off topic. By all means get upset where behavior is bad, but this seems relatively reasonable to me.  "
It shouldn't have been posted on the forums, this is something that should have been posted as a blog and not connected to the forums because it does not lead to discussion.
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#12  Edited By beej
@Unknown_Pleasures: Yeah, you're right, this should be a blog. I didn't notice, my apologies.
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#13  Edited By bed

hot 

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#14  Edited By Karl_Boss
@beej: Its all good
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#15  Edited By wefwefasdf

You really need to stop making so many threads.

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#16  Edited By buzz_clik

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uhh thanks for the story...  great read?

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#20  Edited By WickedCestus
@buzz_clik: Haha, brilliant.
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#21  Edited By Yummylee

WHAT IF I SAY I'M NOT LIKE THE OTHERS, WHAT IF I SAY YOU'RE JUUUUST ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR PLAYS, YOU'RE THE PRETENDER, WHAT IF I SAY I WILL NEVER SURRENDEEER?

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#22  Edited By EVO

I had a dream the other night I was performing CPR on my cat.

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#23  Edited By JJWeatherman
@EVO said:
" I had a dream the other night I was performing CPR on my cat. "
Did your cat make it? 
 
I had a dream once that I was driving by in a monster truck, and then I leaned down and high-fived two raccoons that were pretending that they were armadillos.
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#24  Edited By TheMustacheHero
@CaptainCody said:
" Are you 12? Please get shot already. "
Whoa bro, chill out. We don't like this kind of hostility on GB, quit it or leave.
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#25  Edited By Baillie

If people deem his posts as spam or trolling, just flag and move on. If he is indeed trolling, you're all letting him. Replying with hateful messages is what he wants and will continue in doing so. 
 
Flag, and move on. :)

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#26  Edited By Gabriel

I gotta say the forums have really improved in quality lately.

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#27  Edited By Th3_James

I just don't like pretender15.

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#28  Edited By HS21
@pretender15 said:
"  It was like Alan Wake, but with super fast zombies that kidnap people and turn the people into zombies. And I was in a town where like 95% of the population was zombified, and I ran into a house, and barricaded it. But the zombies only came at night. And so long as I locked every single door to get inside the house before the zombies came every night, they couldn't get in. Then the dream switched, or i had a different dream, and some evil 1984-esque government kidnapped my best friend. And I tried to rescue her, but I failed at first, so I rescued a really hot chick instead. Then I went back for my best friend, but woke up. "
So your best friend isn't hot?
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#29  Edited By Palaeomerus

Well, if it's any consolation your compound genre dreams got a lot more attention from the board than an upcoming lunar eclipse did. So you have that going for you.

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#31  Edited By Lemoncookie01

So when did we start using gifs from neogaf on here?

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#32  Edited By Claude

I've been playing Darksiders and some weird ass dreams have been streamed. Dark shit, church stuff, I actually join a church in a dream only to breach the demon that lives within, weird stuff. I met some good people, but they were confused and living in a dream.

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#33  Edited By NekuSakuraba
@Lemoncookie01 said:
" So when did we start using gifs from neogaf on here? "
Never, I got it from this thread.
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#34  Edited By clubsandwich

Super Cool Story Bro.

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#35  Edited By Vinny_Says

I had a dream I went to the bank and withdrew all my money into $5 bills, you don't see me making a thread about it...

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#36  Edited By Palaeomerus

I had a dream. I had an AWESOME dre-e-eam.  
People in the parrrrk.... 
Playing games in the darrr... uh...No wait.  
 
That wasn't me. It was Lionel Ritchie who had THAT dream. In my dream, some of my toe-nails were coming off and I couldn't find my favorite tire gauge and it was totally ruining my vacation.

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#37  Edited By Oullie

On topic(?), I always  find it weird when video games leak into our dreams. You know back in the days of black and white TV, supposedly some people started dreaming in black and white. The things we view a lot are obviously imprinted onto our brains. I once had a dream and I swear it had textures sort of like Team Fortress Classics/Half life. The same colors too, it was a trip.
 
Off topic/on topic with comments: I always wonder why people use some of the same redundant yesterday comments people always make. Words now are trends. Think trendy clothes. So why are a lot of people saying things that are from 800 years ago (internet years)? Your Uggs were never pretty :[

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#38  Edited By JonathanMoore

C00lst0rybr0

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#39  Edited By Gerhabio

Youth is tough on all of us.

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#40  Edited By EVO
@JJWeatherman said:
" @EVO said:
" I had a dream the other night I was performing CPR on my cat. "
Did your cat make it? "
Nah. 
 
Some kids were fooling around with my cat and I told them to give him back. One of them threw him at me but he landed face first on the ground, cracking his head open so bad that I could see his skull. I looked away and burst into tears, then looked back only to realize he was still breathing. I performed CPR but it was no use; he was already dead.
 
Then I woke up. 
 
Funny thing is I had that dream the same night I posted a picture of my cat in this thread.
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#41  Edited By AltonBrown

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

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#42  Edited By M_33

I don't think it's possible not to have a strange dream, for the most normal-seeming dream is deemed strange when you realise it was a dream.

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#43  Edited By joeybagad0nutz
@NekuSakuraba said:
" "

LMMFAO!
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#44  Edited By CaptainCody
@TheMustacheHero said:
" @CaptainCody said:
" Are you 12? Please get shot already. "
Whoa bro, chill out. We don't like this kind of hostility on GB, quit it or leave. "

Easy Agent47, just because I don't have over 1,000 posts doesn't mean I haven't been on Giant Bomb for a while.
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#45  Edited By mandeponium

I once had a dream that a hamburger was eating me!

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#46  Edited By vilhelmnielsen
@M_33 said:
" I don't think it's possible not to have a strange dream, for the most normal-seeming dream is deemed strange when you realise it was a dream. "
  
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#47  Edited By Palaeomerus
@mandeponium said:
" I once had a dream that a hamburger was eating me! "
That was not dream! That was back in Soviet Union!
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#48  Edited By penguindust
@NekuSakuraba:  Ha-ha.  Good one.   
 
I'm not sure I understand the point to this thread, however I think it's quite apparent from the OT's description that he is in love with his mother and worries that his penis is too small.  Isn't that what all dreams mean?
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#49  Edited By dbz1995
@Palaeomerus said:
" @mandeponium said:
" I once had a dream that a hamburger was eating me! "
That was not dream! That was back in Soviet Union! "
I give you a warm welcome for that comment.
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#50  Edited By benpicko
@blacklabeldomm said:
" I had a dream I went to the bank and withdrew all my money into $5 bills, you don't see me making a thread about it... "
I see you making a post about it.