as a midwesterner, welcome to the normal cool guy club
I just visited the Midwest. It is a land of Dans.
Rough as hell but, well...
@kevin_cogneto said:
@oldenglishc said:
@mechakirby said:
Why does the rest of the country have this weird disdain for the midwest? Genuine question. I'm from Michigan and totally don't get it.
Like whenever Scott Bromly talks about visiting Michigan on The Comedy Button and he's like deeply offended that people visit Applebee's, we have 4 seasons, or that someone had the audacity to be fat near him. If that's the rest of the country then fuck the rest of the country.
Everybody is just jealous that we have all the fresh water.
And that a good percentage of that water goes into making delicious beers.
I'm not even joking when I say that the primary factor that keeps me living near the great lakes is the fact that basically every political thinktank in the world seems to believe that we're only a few decades away from fighting wars over water instead of oil. I for one welcome the day when wars are fought over water, and the great lakes region rules the world. Welcome to the new Saudi Arabia, bitches! Where the water barons all have bratwurst breath and wear nothing but Zubaz!
(As long as Canada doesn't fuck with us, that is. This is our water, jerks!)
ZUBAZ!
Log in to comment