I haven't created a topic in a while, but the time has come,
My "good Friends" have created a website, all it contains is one of my kinda shitty early pictures and a URL that is (mynameheartsthecock) and for your viewing pleasure
I haven't created a topic in a while, but the time has come,
My "good Friends" have created a website, all it contains is one of my kinda shitty early pictures and a URL that is (mynameheartsthecock) and for your viewing pleasure
Find out something they like to know more about or looking forward to and link them to a page that has a virus that would fuck up their shit badly. Well that's what I would do.
Find out something they like to know more about or looking forward to and link them to a page that has a virus that would fuck up their shit badly. Well that's what I would do.
Yeah but I use the computer that they use, (We're flatmates)
hit them with a sock filled with quarters while wearing a superman outfit one day (while they're walking around of course, no need to do it in the flat)
hit them with a sock filled with quarters while wearing a superman outfit one day (while they're walking around of course, no need to do it in the flat)
They don't have quarters in New Zealand. Fill it with $2 coins - those suckers at 10g each would hurt!
Nah, It's my lawn too, (we're flatmates) and the one with a car isn't the type of person who'd give a shit about that, in fact.... I'm surprised he hasn't done that already himself, You know the badges on the back of cars that says the car model? He has renamed his car "CUNT"
Nah, It's my lawn too, (we're flatmates) and the one with a car isn't the type of person who'd give a shit about that, in fact.... I'm surprised he hasn't done that already himself, You know the badges on the back of cars that says the car model? He has renamed his car "CUNT"
Nah, It's my lawn too, (we're flatmates) and the one with a car isn't the type of person who'd give a shit about that, in fact.... I'm surprised he hasn't done that already himself, You know the badges on the back of cars that says the car model? He has renamed his car "CUNT"
it's pretty raw
My Apologies, it's actually
CUNT
MK II
Oh. Well... uh... shit in your own mailbox? I dunno.
Nah, It's my lawn too, (we're flatmates) and the one with a car isn't the type of person who'd give a shit about that, in fact.... I'm surprised he hasn't done that already himself, You know the badges on the back of cars that says the car model? He has renamed his car "CUNT"
it's pretty raw
My Apologies, it's actually
CUNT
MK II
Oh. Well... uh... shit in your own mailbox? I dunno.
Fake your own death. Laugh at their misery as they think you killed yourself because of their mockery. Then jump out in front of them and yell "WHO LOVES COCK NOW??" and then slap them with a dildo of your choice.
Replace all liquids with Sprite. This might sound like a favor at first, but think; EVERYTHING.
Emtpy milk and juice cartons, fill em with Sprite. Empty cologne and deoderants, replace contents with Sprite. Cough syrup? Replace with sprite. mix their toothpaste with sprite. Mix shampoo bottle with sprite. All liquids in the house.
Because sprite makes shit way more disgusting and sticky than other sodas. Mountain Dew also works.
You should probably keep a stock of non-contaminated liquids hidden for yourself though.
Fake your own death. Laugh at their misery as they think you killed yourself because of their mockery. Then jump out in front of them and yell "WHO LOVES COCK NOW??" and then slap them with a dildo of your choice.
Gotta say, probably the best one so far...
@TeflonBilly said:
If they smoke, get ahold of their cigs and let them soak inbetween your buttcheeks and put them back in the pack.
Remember to make photo evidence of this to show afterwards. I did this to get back at a buddy of mine. Laughs were had. Well by everybody except him.
Urgh
@Harkat said:
Replace all liquids with Sprite. This might sound like a favor at first, but think; EVERYTHING.
Emtpy milk and juice cartons, fill em with Sprite. Empty cologne and deoderants, replace contents with Sprite. Cough syrup? Replace with sprite. mix their toothpaste with sprite. Mix shampoo bottle with sprite. All liquids in the house.
Because sprite makes shit way more disgusting and sticky than other sodas. Mountain Dew also works.
You should probably keep a stock of non-contaminated liquids hidden for yourself though.
Wow yeah, now that I think about it that sounds fucking awful, if it was more than just a shitty website I'd probably go down that sort of prank route, but stuff like that seems a little i dunno, petty?
I'm thinking more along the lines of an ad in the paper for free blow jobs or something (you know...keeping in with the cock theme) but wanted to see what some of the more creative duders could think up
Lightly sprinkle powdered milk onto their bedsheets.
While they sleep, it turns to milk with the sweat and oils of their skin, and sinks into their pores, and it doesn't shower off well.
They will smell like sour milk for a day or two.
That sounds awesome, but then I'll have to smell it cause I live with them, plus, that'd be awful
Do they travel?
Find some sizeable, metal vibrators /dildos and stash them in their luggage the next time they are getting ready to take a flight.
A long, metal cylinder in luggage is cause for concern, and the public display of having flight security pull a big dildo out of their bag would be great.
Bonus Points: have "Beiber <3" acid etched or bedazzled on it.
Doesn't need to be that extreme. But yeah.. you get the idea.
That's fucking awesome, tempted, very tempted, that's up there,
Love the dudes reaction too,
@psylah said:
@Red12b said:
@psylah said:
Do you have access to their homes?
Lightly sprinkle powdered milk onto their bedsheets.
While they sleep, it turns to milk with the sweat and oils of their skin, and sinks into their pores, and it doesn't shower off well.
They will smell like sour milk for a day or two.
That sounds awesome, but then I'll have to smell it cause I live with them, plus, that'd be awful
Do they travel?
Find some sizeable, metal vibrators /dildos and stash them in their luggage the next time they are getting ready to take a flight.
A long, metal cylinder in luggage is cause for concern, and the public display of having flight security pull a big dildo out of their bag would be great.
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