I saw Paris Hilton last night

Well, yesterday I went to see The Lord Of The Rings performed at the Royal Albert Hall, Howard Shore was there ( composer of the LOTR music) and it was just generally awesome.They had this big-ass HD projector which was playing the film, and the orchestra and choir replaced the in film music.

Well, yesterday I went to see The Lord Of The Rings performed at the Royal Albert Hall, Howard Shore was there ( composer of the LOTR music) and it was just generally awesome.They had this big-ass HD projector which was playing the film, and the orchestra and choir replaced the in film music.

Could you smell the tuna from across the street?

"Could you smell the tuna from across the street?"

Three rules to remember.

• Paris is a whore.
• Paris, like Fookup said, probably does smell like tuna.
• Lastly, Paris is not hot at all. And if you think so, I hope you die.
  

Ugh, she is fucking ugly in that picture. Her sex tape isn't particularly hot ether, but at least she's kind of pretty without all her make-up (and clothes) on.

her sex tape was decent.  but that was back when she was 19 and not quite used up yet.

Dude I think she's hot. A totally pointless, useless, ridiculous celebrity, but hot all the same.

"Captain_Fookup said:

"Could you smell the tuna from across the street?"

I'm not sure exactly what that means but the funny thing is, I was actually looking around for the Paris Hilton sex-tape a couple of nights ago."

Paris Hilton is not bad looking at all, but man... she is a curious sort.

She looks good in those IQ test ads with the glasses and stuff.

"She looks good in those IQ test ads with the glasses and stuff."

she looks like a beaten hooker in that picture :/

I also dont think she is as stupid/slutty as she makes herself out to be though.

"she looks like a beaten hooker in that picture :/I also dont think she is as stupid/slutty as she makes herself out to be though. "

"Gunner said:

"she looks like a beaten hooker in that picture :/I also dont think she is as stupid/slutty as she makes herself out to be though. "

She's got like 3 different 'accidental' sex tapes out there. I'd say she IS that stupid and slutty."

"Paris Hilton is not bad looking at all, but man... she is a curious sort."

"TooWalrus said:

"Gunner said:

"she looks like a beaten hooker in that picture :/I also dont think she is as stupid/slutty as she makes herself out to be though. "

She's got like 3 different 'accidental' sex tapes out there. I'd say she IS that stupid and slutty."

i only know of the one. Besides, if you had sex with Paris, how could you not want to film it? "

Paris Hilton is ok, when all tuned up, from a distance.  But the whole slut thing doesn't really do it.  In my mind I smell rotten fish, picture crabs and taste the lingering buzz of booze and cigarettes. 

I'd rather just go to Reb Lobster, would be cheaper.

"Gunner said:

"TooWalrus said:

"Gunner said:

"she looks like a beaten hooker in that picture :/I also dont think she is as stupid/slutty as she makes herself out to be though. "

She's got like 3 different 'accidental' sex tapes out there. I'd say she IS that stupid and slutty."

i only know of the one. Besides, if you had sex with Paris, how could you not want to film it? "

Dude, absolutely. I've seen the 1st tape, she fucks a few different guys, and I remember seeing the news about at least one more of her in like, a hot tub, but I haven't seen that one."

What's so special about that? If I want to see a whore I'll just go to the city streets at 3 am.