I stole a bowling ball the other night.

Yup, you heard me. Went out drinking with some coworkers and we ended up going bowling. My boss and I came to the conclusion that it would be fun to go bowling in the parking lot using beer bottles :D


...it actually was a pretty good night x)

You already told me this story =P

How's the doorstopper working out? lol

I should just set up a bot for myself tonight that will go into the Off-Topic forums and post "Thanks for wasting my time. It was much appreciated." in each thread.

How the hell did you get it out of there?

"I'm the only one allowed to make retarded threads since they involve hilarious things like Italians, Sicilians and Cannolis"

"You already told me this story =P

How's the doorstopper working out? lol"

"How the hell did you get it out of there?"

Dude, that's hysterical!

....I mean, I'm telling your Mom.

What a gleep. Pure awesome.

That would be easy. All you have to do is bring an empty bowling bag and put it in there when nobody looks.

"That would be easy. All you have to do is bring an empty bowling bag and put it in there when nobody looks."

joey said:

"That would be easy. All you have to do is bring an empty bowling bag and put it in there when nobody looks."

There's always a guy who has to rain on someone's parade.

I still think that's awesome. My school has these chairs with our mascot as a logo on the cushions and during his graduation ceremony my brother stole it and brought into his room. It's a great chair.

Haha, I hope you put it to good use.

lol good job.

lmao, i just hope it was bowling hall's ball... not someone's own ball drilled just for him... :P

"I should just set up a bot for myself tonight that will go into the Off-Topic forums and post "Thanks for wasting my time. It was much appreciated." in each thread."

"joey said:

"That would be easy. All you have to do is bring an empty bowling bag and put it in there when nobody looks."

Oh, we didn't even bother being sneaky about it. During one of our games, we just walked up, grabbed a ball and went back to sit down. Easy as that."

How did you walk away with the bowling ball? Just tuck it in your pants and walk out? :P

"Kush said:

"I should just set up a bot for myself tonight that will go into the Off-Topic forums and post "Thanks for wasting my time. It was much appreciated." in each thread."

It's ironic how  badly you waste your own time by taking the time to type out half of your posts that simply say somebody is wasting your time =/"

"BombermanKiIIer said:

"joey said:

"That would be easy. All you have to do is bring an empty bowling bag and put it in there when nobody looks."

Oh, we didn't even bother being sneaky about it. During one of our games, we just walked up, grabbed a ball and went back to sit down. Easy as that."

Hahaha that's awesome. Apparently they didn't care or just weren't watching."

I would have been laughing, that's for sure.

Yeah and later on after our time for the lane was up, we were just bowling in the parking lot with it. Then the owner was leaving and locking up the doors, so I'm pretty sure he knows about it.

Still not as good as this other time, another co-worker outing to the movies. It was pretty late and they were closing up. We saw one of those giant clear garbage bags full of popcorn that they were going to throw and I was all like...Wouldn't it be funny if we took that bag home? And of course, this dumbass takes it and we walk home with 2 weeks worth of popcorn x) Man, my coworkers are great. Too bad it's just a summer job.