I think I just screwed a fellow subscribers gf?...sorry dude?

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#1  Edited By bhhawks78

Was at a very drunken halloween party last night at a club in the city 20 min from me (no I didn't drive I'm not THAT dumb) in my lazy football gear costume (I still play).  Long story short, girl I met at same club a few weeks back that I danced with/made out with and lost her number was there.  Went with her to apartment because honestly I'm a manwhore with no self control when single.  Got down and dirty at her place, go to take a piss and....a whikey media subscribers shirt in the hamper!  My first reaction is hey maybe this isn't just some hookup then because she might be cool to?  Check the size...L (and in the bathroom closet so men's body wash and men's shoes downstairs) hmmm she's 5'2 and maybe 120lbs so don't think so.  Try to nonchalantly/half jokingly ask her "hey do you know Jeff Gertsmann?"  She looks at me like I'm an alien says no and well round 2 goes.  My point is as long as the girl isn't dating a friend of mine I don't care (call me a dirtbag or whatever that's fine), but I still feel like a jerk since her live in bf is a GB'r.  Sorry bro.  (If by chance you are reading this it was in Prov a few blocks away from Brown)

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I enjoy writing fiction too.

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#3  Edited By Jadeskye

My brain hurts at reading this.

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Lol.

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#5  Edited By bhhawks78
@jadeskye said:
" My brain hurts at reading this. "
I'm hungover as balls and feel bad give me a break on horrible writing.
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#6  Edited By Bwast

Maybe they are roommates? Stay classy, Romeo.

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#7  Edited By Azteck

Rofl.

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#8  Edited By mesklinite

This is great. And then I saw a giant T-Rex eat a giant ant!?!
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#9  Edited By paulm

that's funny, maybe it's a roommate's though

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#10  Edited By Hamz

 Buzz is not pleased yo!
 Buzz is not pleased yo!
*sigh* Whether this is true or not is irrelevant. It's not exactly appropriate for the forum.