The third section shifts back to Bella's perspective, describing Bella's painful transformation and finding herself changed into a vampire and enjoying her new life and abilities. However, the vampire Irina misidentifies Renesmee as an "immortal child", a child who has been turned into a vampire. Because "immortal children" are uncontrollable, creating them has been outlawed by the Volturi. After Irina presents her allegation to the Volturi, they plan to destroy Renesmee and the Cullens. In an attempt to survive, the Cullens gather other vampire clans from around the world to stand as witnesses and prove to the Volturi that Renesmee is not an immortal child. Upon confronting the gathered Cullen allies and witnesses, the Volturi discover that they have been misinformed and immediately execute Irina for her mistake. However, they remain undecided on whether Renesmee should be viewed as a threat to vampires' secret existence. At that time, Alice and Jasper, who had left prior to the confrontation, return with a Mapuche called Nahuel, a 150-year-old vampire-human crossbreed like Renesmee. Nahuel demonstrates that the crossbreeds pose no threat, and the Volturi leave. Edward, Bella, and Renesmee return to their home in peace.
As a horror fan I could have actually had 1% of interest in this franchise if the writer just went with vampires being weaker during the day & not sparkly. After reading the description of this movie here, the stupidest name ever (Renesmee) will just bother me so much that I think the only good thing about this movie is it should end the trilogy but with hollowood doing what it does best, I'm sure there will be 50000 prequels/sequels in between each movie as well as more set before/after the trilogy.
Also Red dead wasn't like this gif, it was you getting hit by 2-3 ninja cougars & maybe running into some fking bears when trying to get away.
So if you read that description you'll notice a lack of any action. Because there isn't any. That's how the book ends.
The film has a giant battle where a whole bunch of people die. But then it's revealed it's a what if scenario and they all leave happily ever after.
that battle though, might rank as best battle sequence of the year, GODDAMN there were decapitations!!
rest of the movie was hot garbage, ugh
Best battle of the year? Did you not see Avengers sir? Mothertruckers destroyed New York! Hulk punched a giant robo eel in the FACE. I rest my case.
Nothing wrong with the Avengers battle scene, in fact I love that movie, BUT!
We’re talking about a guy opening a rift in the earth down to the planet’s core and werewolves being hurled into it. We’re talking about a guy getting the top of his head above the jaw ripped off S-L-O-W-L-Y. We’re talking about two vampires flying through the air at each other, landing ten feet apart, stopping like samurais, before the camera reveals one character’s severed head in the other’s hands. A werewolf approaching a wounded guy with an arm sticking out of it's mouth, dropping it and proceding to eat the guy alive. Motherfuckers on both sides of the fight get DESTROYED in this.
The film is a piece of shit, but this sequence, man, so goddamn batshit insane.
Alright, I had no intention of ever seeing any of the Twilight movies, and I'm keeping it that way, but I might have to look up that battle scene people are talking 'bout.
The third section shifts back to Bella's perspective, describing Bella's painful transformation and finding herself changed into a vampire and enjoying her new life and abilities. However, the vampire Irina misidentifies Renesmee as an "immortal child", a child who has been turned into a vampire. Because "immortal children" are uncontrollable, creating them has been outlawed by the Volturi. After Irina presents her allegation to the Volturi, they plan to destroy Renesmee and the Cullens. In an attempt to survive, the Cullens gather other vampire clans from around the world to stand as witnesses and prove to the Volturi that Renesmee is not an immortal child. Upon confronting the gathered Cullen allies and witnesses, the Volturi discover that they have been misinformed and immediately execute Irina for her mistake. However, they remain undecided on whether Renesmee should be viewed as a threat to vampires' secret existence. At that time, Alice and Jasper, who had left prior to the confrontation, return with a Mapuche called Nahuel, a 150-year-old vampire-human crossbreed like Renesmee. Nahuel demonstrates that the crossbreeds pose no threat, and the Volturi leave. Edward, Bella, and Renesmee return to their home in peace.
They made that paragraph a film.
WTF! That's barely even a story...well...I guess it is a Twilight Movie.
The third section shifts back to Bella's perspective, describing Bella's painful transformation and finding herself changed into a vampire and enjoying her new life and abilities. However, the vampire Irina misidentifies Renesmee as an "immortal child", a child who has been turned into a vampire. Because "immortal children" are uncontrollable, creating them has been outlawed by the Volturi. After Irina presents her allegation to the Volturi, they plan to destroy Renesmee and the Cullens. In an attempt to survive, the Cullens gather other vampire clans from around the world to stand as witnesses and prove to the Volturi that Renesmee is not an immortal child. Upon confronting the gathered Cullen allies and witnesses, the Volturi discover that they have been misinformed and immediately execute Irina for her mistake. However, they remain undecided on whether Renesmee should be viewed as a threat to vampires' secret existence. At that time, Alice and Jasper, who had left prior to the confrontation, return with a Mapuche called Nahuel, a 150-year-old vampire-human crossbreed like Renesmee. Nahuel demonstrates that the crossbreeds pose no threat, and the Volturi leave. Edward, Bella, and Renesmee return to their home in peace.
They made that paragraph a film.
I nearly fell asleep while reading that just now. Dear lord...
We’re talking about a guy opening a rift in the earth down to the planet’s core and werewolves being hurled into it. We’re talking about a guy getting the top of his head above the jaw ripped off S-L-O-W-L-Y. We’re talking about two vampires flying through the air at each other, landing ten feet apart, stopping like samurais, before the camera reveals one character’s severed head in the other’s hands. A werewolf approaching a wounded guy with an arm sticking out of it's mouth, dropping it and proceding to eat the guy alive. Motherfuckers on both sides of the fight get DESTROYED in this.
The film is a piece of shit, but this sequence, man, so goddamn batshit insane.
I stopped after the jaw ripping but OMFG. I MUST SEE THIS NOW.
@GunslingerPanda said:
What!? I hope that's true, it sounds so goofy.
The "what if" scenario, I mean. I know that's how the book ends. I... I read them :'(
I had heard that there was something in this movie that would make enduring 90 minutes of shit worthwhile, but that is a hot ass switcheroo right there.
@NTM: Just read anything Robert Pattinson has to say about the movies. Shit is cash.
The third section shifts back to Bella's perspective, describing Bella's painful transformation and finding herself changed into a vampire and enjoying her new life and abilities. However, the vampire Irina misidentifies Renesmee as an "immortal child", a child who has been turned into a vampire. Because "immortal children" are uncontrollable, creating them has been outlawed by the Volturi. After Irina presents her allegation to the Volturi, they plan to destroy Renesmee and the Cullens. In an attempt to survive, the Cullens gather other vampire clans from around the world to stand as witnesses and prove to the Volturi that Renesmee is not an immortal child. Upon confronting the gathered Cullen allies and witnesses, the Volturi discover that they have been misinformed and immediately execute Irina for her mistake. However, they remain undecided on whether Renesmee should be viewed as a threat to vampires' secret existence. At that time, Alice and Jasper, who had left prior to the confrontation, return with a Mapuche called Nahuel, a 150-year-old vampire-human crossbreed like Renesmee. Nahuel demonstrates that the crossbreeds pose no threat, and the Volturi leave. Edward, Bella, and Renesmee return to their home in peace.
They made that paragraph a film.
WTF! That's barely even a story...well...I guess it is a Twilight Movie.
This is what happens when you make a film out of 1/4 of a book.
@SirOptimusPrime: honestly feel kinda sorry for that guy, he's not a terrible actor really and he's going to be known for this for the rest of his life.
Kirsten though deserves it because she can't act.
Also I want to see the vampire birth thing because taht shit was fucking hilarious in the book.
Good lord. I read 3 of the books and that was bad enough. Luckily, my girlfriend doesn't have the fourth yet so I'm safe from reading that for now. This is just... wow. However,
@Rafaelfc said:
@TheSouthernDandy said:
@Rafaelfc
@Barrock said:
So if you read that description you'll notice a lack of any action. Because there isn't any. That's how the book ends.
The film has a giant battle where a whole bunch of people die. But then it's revealed it's a what if scenario and they all leave happily ever after.
that battle though, might rank as best battle sequence of the year, GODDAMN there were decapitations!!
rest of the movie was hot garbage, ugh
Best battle of the year? Did you not see Avengers sir? Mothertruckers destroyed New York! Hulk punched a giant robo eel in the FACE. I rest my case.
Nothing wrong with the Avengers battle scene, in fact I love that movie, BUT!
We’re talking about a guy opening a rift in the earth down to the planet’s core and werewolves being hurled into it. We’re talking about a guy getting the top of his head above the jaw ripped off S-L-O-W-L-Y. We’re talking about two vampires flying through the air at each other, landing ten feet apart, stopping like samurais, before the camera reveals one character’s severed head in the other’s hands. A werewolf approaching a wounded guy with an arm sticking out of it's mouth, dropping it and proceding to eat the guy alive. Motherfuckers on both sides of the fight get DESTROYED in this.
The film is a piece of shit, but this sequence, man, so goddamn batshit insane.
This battle scene you're talking about actually intrigues me. I never thought I would say that in regards to something Twilight related.
So if you read that description you'll notice a lack of any action. Because there isn't any. That's how the book ends.
The film has a giant battle where a whole bunch of people die. But then it's revealed it's a what if scenario and they all leave happily ever after.
That sounds fucking stupid. No, I don't want to say that, that's offensive to people that have made fucking stupid things. That's... indescribable.
@Rafaelfc said:
@TheSouthernDandy said:
@Rafaelfc
@Barrock said:
So if you read that description you'll notice a lack of any action. Because there isn't any. That's how the book ends.
The film has a giant battle where a whole bunch of people die. But then it's revealed it's a what if scenario and they all leave happily ever after.
that battle though, might rank as best battle sequence of the year, GODDAMN there were decapitations!!
rest of the movie was hot garbage, ugh
Best battle of the year? Did you not see Avengers sir? Mothertruckers destroyed New York! Hulk punched a giant robo eel in the FACE. I rest my case.
Nothing wrong with the Avengers battle scene, in fact I love that movie, BUT!
We’re talking about a guy opening a rift in the earth down to the planet’s core and werewolves being hurled into it. We’re talking about a guy getting the top of his head above the jaw ripped off S-L-O-W-L-Y. We’re talking about two vampires flying through the air at each other, landing ten feet apart, stopping like samurais, before the camera reveals one character’s severed head in the other’s hands. A werewolf approaching a wounded guy with an arm sticking out of it's mouth, dropping it and proceding to eat the guy alive. Motherfuckers on both sides of the fight get DESTROYED in this.
The film is a piece of shit, but this sequence, man, so goddamn batshit insane.
I'm pretty sure Underworld did many of the same things.
The third section shifts back to Bella's perspective, describing Bella's painful transformation and finding herself changed into a vampire and enjoying her new life and abilities. However, the vampire Irina misidentifies Renesmee as an "immortal child", a child who has been turned into a vampire. Because "immortal children" are uncontrollable, creating them has been outlawed by the Volturi. After Irina presents her allegation to the Volturi, they plan to destroy Renesmee and the Cullens. In an attempt to survive, the Cullens gather other vampire clans from around the world to stand as witnesses and prove to the Volturi that Renesmee is not an immortal child. Upon confronting the gathered Cullen allies and witnesses, the Volturi discover that they have been misinformed and immediately execute Irina for her mistake. However, they remain undecided on whether Renesmee should be viewed as a threat to vampires' secret existence. At that time, Alice and Jasper, who had left prior to the confrontation, return with a Mapuche called Nahuel, a 150-year-old vampire-human crossbreed like Renesmee. Nahuel demonstrates that the crossbreeds pose no threat, and the Volturi leave. Edward, Bella, and Renesmee return to their home in peace.
They made that paragraph a film.
I tried to read that paragraph, but became way too angry.
So if you read that description you'll notice a lack of any action. Because there isn't any. That's how the book ends.
The film has a giant battle where a whole bunch of people die. But then it's revealed it's a what if scenario and they all leave happily ever after.
that battle though, might rank as best battle sequence of the year, GODDAMN there were decapitations!!
rest of the movie was hot garbage, ugh
Best battle of the year? Did you not see Avengers sir? Mothertruckers destroyed New York! Hulk punched a giant robo eel in the FACE. I rest my case.
Nothing wrong with the Avengers battle scene, in fact I love that movie, BUT!
We’re talking about a guy opening a rift in the earth down to the planet’s core and werewolves being hurled into it. We’re talking about a guy getting the top of his head above the jaw ripped off S-L-O-W-L-Y. We’re talking about two vampires flying through the air at each other, landing ten feet apart, stopping like samurais, before the camera reveals one character’s severed head in the other’s hands. A werewolf approaching a wounded guy with an arm sticking out of it's mouth, dropping it and proceding to eat the guy alive. Motherfuckers on both sides of the fight get DESTROYED in this.
The film is a piece of shit, but this sequence, man, so goddamn batshit insane.
Hmm. Alright I'll youtube that scene but no way am I seeing that movie. I was forced to see the first and that was all I could handle.
Also Hobbit will probably have some 'battles of the year' scenes.
So if you read that description you'll notice a lack of any action. Because there isn't any. That's how the book ends.
The film has a giant battle where a whole bunch of people die. But then it's revealed it's a what if scenario and they all leave happily ever after.
that battle though, might rank as best battle sequence of the year, GODDAMN there were decapitations!!
rest of the movie was hot garbage, ugh
Best battle of the year? Did you not see Avengers sir? Mothertruckers destroyed New York! Hulk punched a giant robo eel in the FACE. I rest my case.
Nothing wrong with the Avengers battle scene, in fact I love that movie, BUT!
We’re talking about a guy opening a rift in the earth down to the planet’s core and werewolves being hurled into it. We’re talking about a guy getting the top of his head above the jaw ripped off S-L-O-W-L-Y. We’re talking about two vampires flying through the air at each other, landing ten feet apart, stopping like samurais, before the camera reveals one character’s severed head in the other’s hands. A werewolf approaching a wounded guy with an arm sticking out of it's mouth, dropping it and proceding to eat the guy alive. Motherfuckers on both sides of the fight get DESTROYED in this.
The film is a piece of shit, but this sequence, man, so goddamn batshit insane.
Whoever decided to pretend to end that movie with a scene graphically murdering every single character in the franchise deserves a fucking medal. Apparently all the fans have been freaking the fuck out when they see it, almost makes me want to buy a ticket just to see all that going down.
I love the scene from the trailer were there's an epic bird's-eye view shot of two sides rushing each other in this huge fucking open field, but there's less people fighting than at football hooligans meet-ups.
I had heard that there was something in this movie that would make enduring 90 minutes of shit worthwhile, but that is a hot ass switcheroo right there.
@NTM: Just read anything Robert Pattinson has to say about the movies. Shit is cash.
I sometimes watch late night shows and Kristen Stewart's been being interviewed recently, and when she talks about the movie she's puts up a sarcastic two thumbs up and stuff.
I listen to the Spill movie podcasts and they usually make fun of Twilight but alot of them seem to really dig some of this movie, saying the fight scene was one of the best they had seen
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