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#1 Posted by moffattron9000 (393 posts) -

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#2 Posted by ChadMasterFlash (1000 posts) -

That might be the worst/best thing I've seen in a long time.

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#3 Posted by Vinny_Says (5914 posts) -

that's just a gif of far cry 3 right?

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#4 Posted by csl316 (13994 posts) -

Is this what Red Dead Redemption was like?

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#5 Posted by Brodehouse (10827 posts) -

"Just... Just think about the money, Kris. All that money. Okay let's do this."

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#6 Posted by AhmadMetallic (19301 posts) -

Did she change her facial expression for a second there?

Um... nope, false alarm.

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#7 Posted by GunstarRed (6044 posts) -

It's still not as stupid as a dude taking off his top to tend to a scratch on her head in the second film.

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#8 Posted by Barrock (3933 posts) -

Read this summary of the film.

The third section shifts back to Bella's perspective, describing Bella's painful transformation and finding herself changed into a vampire and enjoying her new life and abilities. However, the vampire Irina misidentifies Renesmee as an "immortal child", a child who has been turned into a vampire. Because "immortal children" are uncontrollable, creating them has been outlawed by the Volturi. After Irina presents her allegation to the Volturi, they plan to destroy Renesmee and the Cullens. In an attempt to survive, the Cullens gather other vampire clans from around the world to stand as witnesses and prove to the Volturi that Renesmee is not an immortal child. Upon confronting the gathered Cullen allies and witnesses, the Volturi discover that they have been misinformed and immediately execute Irina for her mistake. However, they remain undecided on whether Renesmee should be viewed as a threat to vampires' secret existence. At that time, Alice and Jasper, who had left prior to the confrontation, return with a Mapuche called Nahuel, a 150-year-old vampire-human crossbreed like Renesmee. Nahuel demonstrates that the crossbreeds pose no threat, and the Volturi leave. Edward, Bella, and Renesmee return to their home in peace.

They made that paragraph a film.

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#9 Posted by Vextroid (1540 posts) -

Those Assasisn's Creed III aerial assassinations look pretty cool.

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#10 Posted by fox01313 (5217 posts) -

As a horror fan I could have actually had 1% of interest in this franchise if the writer just went with vampires being weaker during the day & not sparkly. After reading the description of this movie here, the stupidest name ever (Renesmee) will just bother me so much that I think the only good thing about this movie is it should end the trilogy but with hollowood doing what it does best, I'm sure there will be 50000 prequels/sequels in between each movie as well as more set before/after the trilogy.

Also Red dead wasn't like this gif, it was you getting hit by 2-3 ninja cougars & maybe running into some fking bears when trying to get away.

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#11 Posted by Barrock (3933 posts) -

So if you read that description you'll notice a lack of any action. Because there isn't any. That's how the book ends.

The film has a giant battle where a whole bunch of people die. But then it's revealed it's a what if scenario and they all leave happily ever after.

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#12 Posted by Rafaelfc (2226 posts) -

@Barrock said:

So if you read that description you'll notice a lack of any action. Because there isn't any. That's how the book ends.

The film has a giant battle where a whole bunch of people die. But then it's revealed it's a what if scenario and they all leave happily ever after.

that battle though, might rank as best battle sequence of the year, GODDAMN there were decapitations!!

rest of the movie was hot garbage, ugh

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#13 Posted by TheSouthernDandy (4108 posts) -
@Rafaelfc

@Barrock said:

So if you read that description you'll notice a lack of any action. Because there isn't any. That's how the book ends.

The film has a giant battle where a whole bunch of people die. But then it's revealed it's a what if scenario and they all leave happily ever after.

that battle though, might rank as best battle sequence of the year, GODDAMN there were decapitations!!

rest of the movie was hot garbage, ugh

Best battle of the year? Did you not see Avengers sir? Mothertruckers destroyed New York! Hulk punched a giant robo eel in the FACE. I rest my case.
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#14 Posted by GunslingerPanda (5171 posts) -

@Barrock said:

So if you read that description you'll notice a lack of any action. Because there isn't any. That's how the book ends.

The film has a giant battle where a whole bunch of people die. But then it's revealed it's a what if scenario and they all leave happily ever after.

What!? I hope that's true, it sounds so goofy.

The "what if" scenario, I mean. I know that's how the book ends. I... I read them :'(

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#15 Posted by Rafaelfc (2226 posts) -

@TheSouthernDandy said:

@Rafaelfc

@Barrock said:

So if you read that description you'll notice a lack of any action. Because there isn't any. That's how the book ends.

The film has a giant battle where a whole bunch of people die. But then it's revealed it's a what if scenario and they all leave happily ever after.

that battle though, might rank as best battle sequence of the year, GODDAMN there were decapitations!!

rest of the movie was hot garbage, ugh

Best battle of the year? Did you not see Avengers sir? Mothertruckers destroyed New York! Hulk punched a giant robo eel in the FACE. I rest my case.

Nothing wrong with the Avengers battle scene, in fact I love that movie, BUT!

We’re talking about a guy opening a rift in the earth down to the planet’s core and werewolves being hurled into it. We’re talking about a guy getting the top of his head above the jaw ripped off S-L-O-W-L-Y. We’re talking about two vampires flying through the air at each other, landing ten feet apart, stopping like samurais, before the camera reveals one character’s severed head in the other’s hands. A werewolf approaching a wounded guy with an arm sticking out of it's mouth, dropping it and proceding to eat the guy alive. Motherfuckers on both sides of the fight get DESTROYED in this.

The film is a piece of shit, but this sequence, man, so goddamn batshit insane.

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#16 Posted by Firepaw (3060 posts) -

Alright, I had no intention of ever seeing any of the Twilight movies, and I'm keeping it that way, but I might have to look up that battle scene people are talking 'bout.

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#17 Posted by pandorasbox (329 posts) -

Miss Stewart could gang bang six vampires while taking a wolf load on her face and i still wouldn't watch twilight for it.

But i would totally watch the animated gif.

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#18 Posted by DoctorWelch (2817 posts) -

@Barrock said:

Read this summary of the film.

The third section shifts back to Bella's perspective, describing Bella's painful transformation and finding herself changed into a vampire and enjoying her new life and abilities. However, the vampire Irina misidentifies Renesmee as an "immortal child", a child who has been turned into a vampire. Because "immortal children" are uncontrollable, creating them has been outlawed by the Volturi. After Irina presents her allegation to the Volturi, they plan to destroy Renesmee and the Cullens. In an attempt to survive, the Cullens gather other vampire clans from around the world to stand as witnesses and prove to the Volturi that Renesmee is not an immortal child. Upon confronting the gathered Cullen allies and witnesses, the Volturi discover that they have been misinformed and immediately execute Irina for her mistake. However, they remain undecided on whether Renesmee should be viewed as a threat to vampires' secret existence. At that time, Alice and Jasper, who had left prior to the confrontation, return with a Mapuche called Nahuel, a 150-year-old vampire-human crossbreed like Renesmee. Nahuel demonstrates that the crossbreeds pose no threat, and the Volturi leave. Edward, Bella, and Renesmee return to their home in peace.

They made that paragraph a film.

WTF! That's barely even a story...well...I guess it is a Twilight Movie.

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#19 Posted by habster3 (3670 posts) -

@Barrock said:

Read this summary of the film.

The third section shifts back to Bella's perspective, describing Bella's painful transformation and finding herself changed into a vampire and enjoying her new life and abilities. However, the vampire Irina misidentifies Renesmee as an "immortal child", a child who has been turned into a vampire. Because "immortal children" are uncontrollable, creating them has been outlawed by the Volturi. After Irina presents her allegation to the Volturi, they plan to destroy Renesmee and the Cullens. In an attempt to survive, the Cullens gather other vampire clans from around the world to stand as witnesses and prove to the Volturi that Renesmee is not an immortal child. Upon confronting the gathered Cullen allies and witnesses, the Volturi discover that they have been misinformed and immediately execute Irina for her mistake. However, they remain undecided on whether Renesmee should be viewed as a threat to vampires' secret existence. At that time, Alice and Jasper, who had left prior to the confrontation, return with a Mapuche called Nahuel, a 150-year-old vampire-human crossbreed like Renesmee. Nahuel demonstrates that the crossbreeds pose no threat, and the Volturi leave. Edward, Bella, and Renesmee return to their home in peace.

They made that paragraph a film.

I nearly fell asleep while reading that just now. Dear lord...

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#20 Edited by awesomeusername (4608 posts) -

@Rafaelfc said:

We’re talking about a guy opening a rift in the earth down to the planet’s core and werewolves being hurled into it. We’re talking about a guy getting the top of his head above the jaw ripped off S-L-O-W-L-Y. We’re talking about two vampires flying through the air at each other, landing ten feet apart, stopping like samurais, before the camera reveals one character’s severed head in the other’s hands. A werewolf approaching a wounded guy with an arm sticking out of it's mouth, dropping it and proceding to eat the guy alive. Motherfuckers on both sides of the fight get DESTROYED in this.

The film is a piece of shit, but this sequence, man, so goddamn batshit insane.

I stopped after the jaw ripping but OMFG. I MUST SEE THIS NOW.

@GunslingerPanda said:

What!? I hope that's true, it sounds so goofy.

The "what if" scenario, I mean. I know that's how the book ends. I... I read them :'(

I.... I know how you feel.......

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#21 Posted by Sackmanjones (5539 posts) -

Do you guys think her mouth is open when she is jumping at the big kitty? I vote yes. Yes indeed it is

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#22 Posted by ShaggE (8424 posts) -

Ohhhh man, this'll make for some good Rifftrax commentary. (the only way I ingest Twilight media)

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#23 Posted by BaneFireLord (3240 posts) -
@Vinny_Says said:

that's just a gif of far cry 3 right?

Dammit, I was supposed to make that joke.
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#24 Posted by NTM (9887 posts) -

I think even the people that make the movie know the movie's dumb.

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#25 Posted by SirOptimusPrime (2043 posts) -

I had heard that there was something in this movie that would make enduring 90 minutes of shit worthwhile, but that is a hot ass switcheroo right there.

@NTM: Just read anything Robert Pattinson has to say about the movies. Shit is cash.

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#26 Posted by sam1am7000 (118 posts) -

@moffattron9000: Damn you...

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#27 Posted by SavageManLove (156 posts) -

Leave that poor cougar alone you bitch.

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#28 Posted by Everyones_A_Critic (6499 posts) -

Looks like something from a SciFi original movie.

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#29 Edited by NegativeCero (3144 posts) -

So does the werewolf fall in love with the baby? That is literally the only thing I know that happens at one point, at least in the book.

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#30 Posted by hidys (1062 posts) -

I can''t wait for the rifftrax commentary.

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#31 Posted by Barrock (3933 posts) -

@DoctorWelch said:

@Barrock said:

Read this summary of the film.

The third section shifts back to Bella's perspective, describing Bella's painful transformation and finding herself changed into a vampire and enjoying her new life and abilities. However, the vampire Irina misidentifies Renesmee as an "immortal child", a child who has been turned into a vampire. Because "immortal children" are uncontrollable, creating them has been outlawed by the Volturi. After Irina presents her allegation to the Volturi, they plan to destroy Renesmee and the Cullens. In an attempt to survive, the Cullens gather other vampire clans from around the world to stand as witnesses and prove to the Volturi that Renesmee is not an immortal child. Upon confronting the gathered Cullen allies and witnesses, the Volturi discover that they have been misinformed and immediately execute Irina for her mistake. However, they remain undecided on whether Renesmee should be viewed as a threat to vampires' secret existence. At that time, Alice and Jasper, who had left prior to the confrontation, return with a Mapuche called Nahuel, a 150-year-old vampire-human crossbreed like Renesmee. Nahuel demonstrates that the crossbreeds pose no threat, and the Volturi leave. Edward, Bella, and Renesmee return to their home in peace.

They made that paragraph a film.

WTF! That's barely even a story...well...I guess it is a Twilight Movie.

This is what happens when you make a film out of 1/4 of a book.

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#32 Posted by Animasta (14903 posts) -

@SirOptimusPrime: honestly feel kinda sorry for that guy, he's not a terrible actor really and he's going to be known for this for the rest of his life.

Kirsten though deserves it because she can't act.

Also I want to see the vampire birth thing because taht shit was fucking hilarious in the book.

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#33 Posted by Cyrus_Saren (556 posts) -

Good lord. I read 3 of the books and that was bad enough. Luckily, my girlfriend doesn't have the fourth yet so I'm safe from reading that for now. This is just... wow. However,

@Rafaelfc said:

@TheSouthernDandy said:

@Rafaelfc

@Barrock said:

So if you read that description you'll notice a lack of any action. Because there isn't any. That's how the book ends.

The film has a giant battle where a whole bunch of people die. But then it's revealed it's a what if scenario and they all leave happily ever after.

that battle though, might rank as best battle sequence of the year, GODDAMN there were decapitations!!

rest of the movie was hot garbage, ugh

Best battle of the year? Did you not see Avengers sir? Mothertruckers destroyed New York! Hulk punched a giant robo eel in the FACE. I rest my case.

Nothing wrong with the Avengers battle scene, in fact I love that movie, BUT!

We’re talking about a guy opening a rift in the earth down to the planet’s core and werewolves being hurled into it. We’re talking about a guy getting the top of his head above the jaw ripped off S-L-O-W-L-Y. We’re talking about two vampires flying through the air at each other, landing ten feet apart, stopping like samurais, before the camera reveals one character’s severed head in the other’s hands. A werewolf approaching a wounded guy with an arm sticking out of it's mouth, dropping it and proceding to eat the guy alive. Motherfuckers on both sides of the fight get DESTROYED in this.

The film is a piece of shit, but this sequence, man, so goddamn batshit insane.

This battle scene you're talking about actually intrigues me. I never thought I would say that in regards to something Twilight related.

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#34 Posted by huntad (2347 posts) -

I'm gonna see it anyways. The movies make me laugh.

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#35 Posted by Justin258 (14440 posts) -

@Barrock said:

So if you read that description you'll notice a lack of any action. Because there isn't any. That's how the book ends.

The film has a giant battle where a whole bunch of people die. But then it's revealed it's a what if scenario and they all leave happily ever after.

That sounds fucking stupid. No, I don't want to say that, that's offensive to people that have made fucking stupid things. That's... indescribable.

@Rafaelfc said:

@TheSouthernDandy said:

@Rafaelfc

@Barrock said:

So if you read that description you'll notice a lack of any action. Because there isn't any. That's how the book ends.

The film has a giant battle where a whole bunch of people die. But then it's revealed it's a what if scenario and they all leave happily ever after.

that battle though, might rank as best battle sequence of the year, GODDAMN there were decapitations!!

rest of the movie was hot garbage, ugh

Best battle of the year? Did you not see Avengers sir? Mothertruckers destroyed New York! Hulk punched a giant robo eel in the FACE. I rest my case.

Nothing wrong with the Avengers battle scene, in fact I love that movie, BUT!

We’re talking about a guy opening a rift in the earth down to the planet’s core and werewolves being hurled into it. We’re talking about a guy getting the top of his head above the jaw ripped off S-L-O-W-L-Y. We’re talking about two vampires flying through the air at each other, landing ten feet apart, stopping like samurais, before the camera reveals one character’s severed head in the other’s hands. A werewolf approaching a wounded guy with an arm sticking out of it's mouth, dropping it and proceding to eat the guy alive. Motherfuckers on both sides of the fight get DESTROYED in this.

The film is a piece of shit, but this sequence, man, so goddamn batshit insane.

I'm pretty sure Underworld did many of the same things.

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#36 Posted by Animasta (14903 posts) -

@believer258: in the book no action ever happens. They just meet, say words, and go "well okay lates bros"

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#37 Posted by TeflonBilly (4742 posts) -

Isn't there like a super graphic birth scene in this flick?

I saw the first flick and it was awful. The baseball scene was hilariously bad though.

I was sad to see Mike Dexter as Edward's dad with a shitty dye job that was close to Robert Patrick in the Double Dragon movie levels.

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#38 Posted by NinjaBerd (230 posts) -

As an adult male who actually has to go see this movie tomorrow, because of his girlfriend... Please DO NOT go see this movie.

Also, just AVOID EVERYTHING Stephanie Meyer is involved with, pretty please.

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#39 Posted by Animasta (14903 posts) -

@TeflonBilly: yes, it's great, the one redeeming feature of that book

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#40 Posted by MideonNViscera (2269 posts) -

@Barrock said:

Read this summary of the film.

The third section shifts back to Bella's perspective, describing Bella's painful transformation and finding herself changed into a vampire and enjoying her new life and abilities. However, the vampire Irina misidentifies Renesmee as an "immortal child", a child who has been turned into a vampire. Because "immortal children" are uncontrollable, creating them has been outlawed by the Volturi. After Irina presents her allegation to the Volturi, they plan to destroy Renesmee and the Cullens. In an attempt to survive, the Cullens gather other vampire clans from around the world to stand as witnesses and prove to the Volturi that Renesmee is not an immortal child. Upon confronting the gathered Cullen allies and witnesses, the Volturi discover that they have been misinformed and immediately execute Irina for her mistake. However, they remain undecided on whether Renesmee should be viewed as a threat to vampires' secret existence. At that time, Alice and Jasper, who had left prior to the confrontation, return with a Mapuche called Nahuel, a 150-year-old vampire-human crossbreed like Renesmee. Nahuel demonstrates that the crossbreeds pose no threat, and the Volturi leave. Edward, Bella, and Renesmee return to their home in peace.

They made that paragraph a film.

I tried to read that paragraph, but became way too angry.

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#41 Posted by TheSouthernDandy (4108 posts) -

@Rafaelfc said:

@TheSouthernDandy said:

@Rafaelfc

@Barrock said:

So if you read that description you'll notice a lack of any action. Because there isn't any. That's how the book ends.

The film has a giant battle where a whole bunch of people die. But then it's revealed it's a what if scenario and they all leave happily ever after.

that battle though, might rank as best battle sequence of the year, GODDAMN there were decapitations!!

rest of the movie was hot garbage, ugh

Best battle of the year? Did you not see Avengers sir? Mothertruckers destroyed New York! Hulk punched a giant robo eel in the FACE. I rest my case.

Nothing wrong with the Avengers battle scene, in fact I love that movie, BUT!

We’re talking about a guy opening a rift in the earth down to the planet’s core and werewolves being hurled into it. We’re talking about a guy getting the top of his head above the jaw ripped off S-L-O-W-L-Y. We’re talking about two vampires flying through the air at each other, landing ten feet apart, stopping like samurais, before the camera reveals one character’s severed head in the other’s hands. A werewolf approaching a wounded guy with an arm sticking out of it's mouth, dropping it and proceding to eat the guy alive. Motherfuckers on both sides of the fight get DESTROYED in this.

The film is a piece of shit, but this sequence, man, so goddamn batshit insane.

Hmm. Alright I'll youtube that scene but no way am I seeing that movie. I was forced to see the first and that was all I could handle.

Also Hobbit will probably have some 'battles of the year' scenes.

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#42 Posted by ssj4raditz (1156 posts) -

Oh lordy, I don't think I've laughed that hard in ages.

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#43 Posted by Grimhild (795 posts) -

@ShaggE said:

Ohhhh man, this'll make for some good Rifftrax commentary. (the only way I ingest Twilight media)

Line?

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#44 Posted by MarkWahlberg (4714 posts) -

@Rafaelfc said:

@TheSouthernDandy said:

@Rafaelfc

@Barrock said:

So if you read that description you'll notice a lack of any action. Because there isn't any. That's how the book ends.

The film has a giant battle where a whole bunch of people die. But then it's revealed it's a what if scenario and they all leave happily ever after.

that battle though, might rank as best battle sequence of the year, GODDAMN there were decapitations!!

rest of the movie was hot garbage, ugh

Best battle of the year? Did you not see Avengers sir? Mothertruckers destroyed New York! Hulk punched a giant robo eel in the FACE. I rest my case.

Nothing wrong with the Avengers battle scene, in fact I love that movie, BUT!

We’re talking about a guy opening a rift in the earth down to the planet’s core and werewolves being hurled into it. We’re talking about a guy getting the top of his head above the jaw ripped off S-L-O-W-L-Y. We’re talking about two vampires flying through the air at each other, landing ten feet apart, stopping like samurais, before the camera reveals one character’s severed head in the other’s hands. A werewolf approaching a wounded guy with an arm sticking out of it's mouth, dropping it and proceding to eat the guy alive. Motherfuckers on both sides of the fight get DESTROYED in this.

The film is a piece of shit, but this sequence, man, so goddamn batshit insane.

Whoever decided to pretend to end that movie with a scene graphically murdering every single character in the franchise deserves a fucking medal. Apparently all the fans have been freaking the fuck out when they see it, almost makes me want to buy a ticket just to see all that going down.

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#45 Posted by GaspoweR (4856 posts) -

OH so for everyone who might be wondering if this fight scene is actually a what if scenario or not, this article actually confirms that it is:

http://crushable.com/entertainment/twilight-breaking-dawn-part-2-plot-twist-fight-scene-spoilers-283/

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#46 Posted by Marcsman (3605 posts) -

Screw that. if I want to see sparkly fairies I will watch Peter Pan

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#47 Posted by Ghostiet (5832 posts) -

I love the scene from the trailer were there's an epic bird's-eye view shot of two sides rushing each other in this huge fucking open field, but there's less people fighting than at football hooligans meet-ups.

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#48 Posted by Trainer_Red (318 posts) -

@NegativeCero said:

So does the werewolf fall in love with the baby? That is literally the only thing I know that happens at one point, at least on the book.

EWWWW.... You're lying. Please tell me you're just joking.

What kind of shit is this? Now I must watch it.

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#49 Posted by NTM (9887 posts) -

@SirOptimusPrime said:

I had heard that there was something in this movie that would make enduring 90 minutes of shit worthwhile, but that is a hot ass switcheroo right there.

@NTM: Just read anything Robert Pattinson has to say about the movies. Shit is cash.

I sometimes watch late night shows and Kristen Stewart's been being interviewed recently, and when she talks about the movie she's puts up a sarcastic two thumbs up and stuff.

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#50 Edited by Bourbon_Warrior (4569 posts) -