If there was a zombie invasion where would you hide?

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#1  Edited By Phaze717

I guess i would hide in the most obvious place of all... friendly's. Where would you hide?

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#2  Edited By DualReaver

In a barrel.

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#3  Edited By mike

In the mountains, Red Dawn style.

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#4  Edited By Blu_Magic

My basement. I would stock it with food and anything that could be used as a weapon. =P

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#5  Edited By Yit

Sam's club.

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#6  Edited By Demyx

Walmart probably.

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I'm in Egypt... so... Pyramids is the obvious choice. Clime up to the top, grab a sniper or something, bitches be gone...

Or go inside of the pyramids (secret in doors) and hide in there... but mummies are in there, tombs and whatnot, so that probably wouldn't be a good idea.

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#9  Edited By JohnDudebro

Walmart is the right choice. Seal it up well enough, and you've got enough food and supplies to last for months. Not to mention, if they actually do get in, you've got plenty of weapons.

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#10  Edited By TheGTAvaccine

Yeah Walmart sounds good.

Especially here in Alabama where they have a section for hunting rifles. Dunno if they have that in other places.

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#11  Edited By Player1

Well my friends mom promised to buy him a shot-gun, if he ever in fact saw a zombie. So I would head over to his house, and chill with him and his shotty. We would play video games non-stop, and hope to not get attacked. 

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#12  Edited By Edordorito

Deep in the mountains

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#13  Edited By Shawn

Hide? Fuck hiding.

If I die I might as well die with guns blazing, who's with me?

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#14  Edited By blue74

fuck that tryna hide shit bring out the guns and pop some  zombie muther fuckers

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#15  Edited By Hexproof

Walmart, or some other food store place.

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#16  Edited By Jayge_

In the gaping, sandy expanse of a New Orleans Hooker's vagina. Nobody would find me in there.

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#17  Edited By kmdrkul
Shawn said:
"Hide? Fuck hiding.

If I die I might as well die with guns blazing, who's with me?"
I was just about to say that.... I'm gonna go Dead Rising and woop up on some Zombie Ass
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#18  Edited By Vaxadrin

In a military base filled with countless weapons & ammunition, and a renewable food hydroponics system & greenhouse.

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#20  Edited By clubsandwich

City Club, it's like Mexico's Sam's Club

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#21  Edited By PartTimeNinja

Costco

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#22  Edited By observer77
Demyx said:
"Walmart probably."

my thoughts exactly
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#23  Edited By Rowr
Vaxadrin said:
"In a military base filled with countless weapons & ammunition, and a renewable food hydroponics system & greenhouse."
dam that was my answer.
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#24  Edited By 100

In your pants.

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#25  Edited By Cowman
PartTimeNinja said:
"Costco"
Now that's the place to hide. You could barricade the doors with some refrigerators and big screen TVs while having access to a bakery,butcher shop, and jars of mayonnaise bigger than you torso.
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#26  Edited By MIALER_DAEMON

In my mothers womb.

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#27  Edited By SlayingShogun
Jayge said:
"In the gaping, sandy expanse of a New Orleans Hooker's vagina. Nobody would find me in there."
lol just wait till that hooker bangs a zombie. :P
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#29  Edited By Discorsi

man you guys are crazy thinking walmart.  I mean the employees of Walmart are zombies already and a zombie infestation would only further their development into braineating zombies.  I'd go to North Korea hopefully I can get my homie Kim Jung Il to bomb their asses .

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#30  Edited By Hannibal

There's a naval base behind my house. Totally going there.

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#31  Edited By AngelSanchez

If the world were to be invaded by brain thirsty hordes of the undead, I would hide in the only place I could ever have hope of surviving. Steven Seagal's house.

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#32  Edited By kush

Questions like these always fail because you aren't specific enough. Are these the slow moving stupids zombies...or 28 Days Later "shit your pants" zombies...because that makes the answer very different.

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#33  Edited By Hewkii

Idaho.

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#34  Edited By Arkthemaniac

Hide? What are you, Irish?

I'd get a steel bar and have some fun in the inevitable last hours of my life.

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#35  Edited By Dalai

In cases like this, New Zealand is the obvious choice.

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#36  Edited By SoulEdgeSlayer

Kush said:
"Questions like these always fail because you aren't specific enough. Are these the slow moving stupids zombies...or 28 Days Later "shit your pants" zombies...because that makes the answer very different."
I was thinking the same thing, so.....

 ....good time to colonize the moon!  Either way you are good.
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#37  Edited By Forcen

Area 51, aliens know how to handle em.

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#38  Edited By Bob_Toeback

Why would I tell you!?! if you become a zombie, you'll know where I am...

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#39  Edited By Jolly_Lolly

Big 5 Sporting Goods.

Fuck Walmart :P

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#40  Edited By twenty0ne

The top floor of a building.

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#41  Edited By LoZone

i live out in the country i would just barricade my house up,  and make do, especially since we have all types of guns.

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#42  Edited By wefwefasdf
SoulEdgeSlayer said:
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Kush said:
"Questions like these always fail because you aren't specific enough. Are these the slow moving stupids zombies...or 28 Days Later "shit your pants" zombies...because that makes the answer very different."
I was thinking the same thing, so.....

 ....good time to colonize the moon!  Either way you are good."
But if they are the first type it is kind of over kill. ;-)
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#43  Edited By dsplayer1010

I'd take a boat to the middle of the ocean and stay there.

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#44  Edited By Blu_Magic
SpikeSpiegel said:
"SoulEdgeSlayer said:
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Kush said:
"Questions like these always fail because you aren't specific enough. Are these the slow moving stupids zombies...or 28 Days Later "shit your pants" zombies...because that makes the answer very different."
I was thinking the same thing, so.....

 ....good time to colonize the moon!  Either way you are good."
But if they are the first type it is kind of over kill. ;-)"
There's no such thing as over-kill when it comes to zombies. =P
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#45  Edited By JuMP

Well, since zombies feed on brains, I'd go where they couldn't find any.....HOLLYWOOD! ZING....ok, I'll leave now.

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#46  Edited By vibratingdonkey

Well, either a mall or some such, or the middle of nowhere. Both alternatives have their pros and cons. Middle of nowhere seems the safer choice, no people = no zombies. But there's the whole surviving in the wilderness bit. In a mall you'd have food and supplies but... Guess it'd depend on the situation and severity of the outbreak.
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#47  Edited By suneku

In a gun store.

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in walmart, barricade myself in with shopping carts like in 28 days later. they have everything you need to live and escape if you need to.

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#49  Edited By ZombieHunterOG
Jayge said:
"In the gaping, sandy expanse of a New Orleans Hooker's vagina. Nobody would find me in there."
Whoa i might find you there :P 
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#50  Edited By Clean

On an island