If you could tell your ten year old self something

What would you tell yourself if you could go back in time to tell yourself something while you were ten, what would you tell yourself. I would probably tell myself to put down the chocolate, it only gets worse.

Don't lose your virginity at twelve. It will fuck you up.

Enjoy it while you still can, it's all down hill from here kid...

Fight back.

Buy Apple stock.

Save your CD-ROMs and floppies. You wouldn't believe how hard to find some of those games will be.

Start hating others, yourself and your life now.

No matter what happens keep your cool on Valentine's Day. By god you will keep your cool on Valentine's day.

Basically nothing but ways to cheat at gambling because of my future-knowledge. Oh, also to eat healthy and excessive and you'll be much happier.

Start taking Muay Thai classes instead of kung fu 

Invest in Apple and Google.

Invest in Apple and Google.

Nothing, I would touch his shoulder, then walk back into my time hole.

INVESTMENTS.

It's a waste of time.  My 10 year old self wouldn't listen to anything my old-ass has to say. 

Concentrate more on school and don't spend so much time worrying about girls.  Otherwise you'll end up with a dead end job working shitty hours and have absolutely no social life whatsoever. 

learn to play the drums or something

Repeat after me: C++, not COBOL. C++, not COBOL. C++....

STUDY IN SCHOOL, oh, and if mom ever broaches the topic of moving to las vegas, DONT DO IT

That asshole won't listen to me.

Doesn't matter what she says, make your mother exercise and get healthy. She dies in 2005 from liver failure, and it will completely and utterly destroy any semblances of the human being you were before then and leave you a miserable hate filled husk of a person for many years after. Also, don't go to NBCC Miramichi. It's a terrible school that will do nothing but waste 2 years of your life and leave you in debt with nothing to show for it.
 
Then I would give him the winning lotto numbers for the next 15 years.

Invest in Apple and Google.

@Claude said:

Don't lose your virginity at twelve. It will fuck you up.

Claude why were you having sex at 12. This is why boys needed Pokemon... Keep the childish younger, so they aren't roaming the streets fucking little girls with their underdeveloped bodies. For shame!

Invest in Microsoft.
 
As far as personal, world-wise advice...probably just stay the course.  Don't worry about university, you're not really gonna end up needing that education anyway, but still study like you will.

I would tell him "Odontophobia is the fear of teeth."

'Damn, you sexy as hell…'

INVENT THE GIANTBOMB! MUAHAHAHA!

I'd probably suggest to him that he be less particular about which girls to sleep with in high school, and more particular about which girls to sleep with in college.

Someday you're going to be me, and that will be pretty awesome for you.

Keep studying.

Don't miss so much school, do your coursework and don't think of exams as a waste of time. Don't bother doing that interactive media course in college, you'll learn fuck all and obviously the lottery numbers and then invest all my millions into Apple, Google and Facebook.

I'd tell him all the cool shit that my crown can do. That way, I wouldn't have to spend 30 years figuring it all out for myself.

@LiquidPrince said:

@Claude said:

Don't lose your virginity at twelve. It will fuck you up.

Claude why were you having sex at 12. This is why boys needed Pokemon... Keep the childish younger, so they aren't roaming the streets fucking little girls with their underdeveloped bodies. For shame!

I was twelve in 1977. Pong just didn't do it for me. There again, I was twelve. What can I say? Kids acting like adults. Or so they thought.

And she was 14 by the way.

Buy Microsoft and Cisco stock. These are all the powerball lotto numbers for the next 21 years.

Popularity leads to intimacy.

Lottery ticket numbers, stock market shit, etc.

It gets better.

When your buddy says "let's have a rock fight" say no.

Don't run blindly into a playground, you'll lose a tooth. I think I was 10 when that happened.

Don't ever smoke pot.

Amy will never put out, no matter how hard you try

@Claude said:

@LiquidPrince said:

@Claude said:

Don't lose your virginity at twelve. It will fuck you up.

Claude why were you having sex at 12. This is why boys needed Pokemon... Keep the childish younger, so they aren't roaming the streets fucking little girls with their underdeveloped bodies. For shame!

I was twelve in 1977. Pong just didn't do it for me. There again, I was twelve. What can I say? Kids acting like adults. Or so they thought.

And she was 14 by the way.

At least you got a girl who hopefully was in the middle of puberty and didn't look as young as you probably did... XD

I can't even imagine what it would feel like to have sex at 12, for the girl and for you.

Start working out right now and learn how to drive before you hit 18. Other than that, Ten year old me can take it from there.

@LiquidPrince: It scared the the shit out of me. I didn't even have pubic hair. I didn't have sex again until I was 18. But that year of twelve was something wild.

Keep playing street fighter. Stop playing marvel vs street fighter.

Stop eating that shit, start working out, and improve on your writing early.

@scarace360 said:

Stop playing marvel vs street fighter.

Alternate universe you?