If you were god for a day what would you do?

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#1  Edited By MIALER_DAEMON

I would copyright Bruce Almighty.

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#2  Edited By DeadlyPain
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#3  Edited By DirrtyNinja
Tell everyone the truth,  i do not exist.
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#4  Edited By samcotts

DeadlyPain's idea is pretty much the same as mine. Anything that turns me into a billionaire.

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#5  Edited By zityz

Probably do the same thing god is doing right now.... Nothing.

Just joking, but I'd probably start telling all the people in the houses of religion(s) to fork over all those monies from the collection over the past umteen years.

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#6  Edited By serbsta

Hit the restart switch.

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#7  Edited By adam_grif

Build a hyper advanced automated engineering system and a small nuclear reactor, place it in a newly dug out underground cave under my house, and some molecular assemblers also.

Anything else I do is just gravy.

When I return to earth as non-god, I turn it on, and embrace the technological singularity that I alone control. Then I can go on and become a kind of demi-god anyways.

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#8  Edited By optimusprime223

destory the concept of religion. and leave. also kick satan in the nads.

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#9  Edited By Soap
adam_grif said:
"Build a hyper advanced automated engineering system and a small nuclear reactor, place it in a newly dug out underground cave under my house, and some molecular assemblers also.

Anything else I do is just gravy.

When I return to earth as non-god, I turn it on, and embrace the technological singularity that I alone control. Then I can go on and become a kind of demi-god anyways."
lol, awesomeness.

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#10  Edited By ShadowSkill11

I would alter the gravitational constant of the universe and be the creator/destroyer of all things.

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#11  Edited By ajarbuckle

Would not like it. who wants to make decisions for the world?

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#12  Edited By MIALER_DAEMON
DirrtyNinja said:
"Tell everyone the truth,  i do not exist.
"
Ah, that's funny.
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#13  Edited By Arkthemaniac

Solve world hunger. Pwned.

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#14  Edited By SolemnOaf

kill them....kill them all.

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#15  Edited By ZombieHunterOG
DirrtyNinja said:
"Tell everyone the truth,  i do not exist.
"
i laughed 
if i was god for a day i would make myself god for ever :P
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#16  Edited By LoZone

make sure McCain is not president.

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#17  Edited By atejas

Build psychic dominators all over the world
Return to earth
Activate psychic dominators

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#18  Edited By BiffMcBlumpkin

I would hire Cracker Barrell to cater a large party in Heaven, and then I would smite the Cracker Barrell employees.

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#19  Edited By danielkempster

I would convince everybody I don't exist. Then, I'd put my feet up and read the paper.

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#20  Edited By Cube
LoZone said:
"make sure McCain is not president."
Stole mine.
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#21  Edited By 100

Make myself god forever!

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#22  Edited By spiceninja

I wouldn't do anything, just like the real God!

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#23  Edited By Bennyishere

I would enjoy my job. I think I'd make a good God.

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#24  Edited By ZeroCast

I wouldn't even think of being God , God is greater than all.

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#25  Edited By AaronBelfast
Bennyishere said:
"I would enjoy my job. I think I'd make a good God."
Sorry but only Chuck Norris has the right to say that.
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#26  Edited By HandsomeDead

Destroy the world.

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#27  Edited By DualReaver

 Try and fix the mess the first guy made. >_>

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#28  Edited By Vaxadrin

I would make myself god for several days.

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#29  Edited By Omega

   I would turn myself and the 4 best people in the world into all powerful super heroes. Then after a few years disention and corruption would occur and all the heroes except me would give in to greed and become the evil they helped to defeat. Leaving me the only person left to stop them once and for all...

Wait a second...
I better go copyright that idea in case someone reads it and turns it into a crappy summer blockbuster.

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#30  Edited By Black_Raven

What could you possibly do if you don't exist?

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#31  Edited By BiggerBomb

Smite the Jonas Brothers.

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#32  Edited By Bulldog19892

Reveal my existence and make everyone shit themselves. Then I would throw off my pants and they would explode.

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#33  Edited By weltal

Create a single zombie and see what happens.

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#34  Edited By BiggerBomb

Weltal said:

"Create a single zombie and see what happens."


 

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#35  Edited By AuthenticM

I'd have a drink with Budda. And eat chicken with him. I'd also go to hell to fetch some prostitutes.

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#36  Edited By OGCartman

I would meet Hulk Hogan and Jeff Gerstmann
I would then proceed to fuck all the hot chicks in the world.......AT ONCE!!!
I would also molest michael jackson
And cure all the diseases and that shit

O yah and id forward time to play me SOME FUCKING DIABLO 3!!!

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#37  Edited By adam_grif
Cartman said:
"I would meet Hulk Hogan and Jeff Gerstmann
I would then proceed to fuck all the hot chicks in the world.......AT ONCE!!!
I would also molest michael jackson
And cure all the diseases and that shit

O yah and id forward time to play me SOME FUCKING DIABLO 3!!!"
Curing all diseases surmounts to killing entire taxinomic distinctions of living creatures. Enjoy your genocide.
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#38  Edited By SpecTackle

I'd try my damndest to have a omniscient orgasm. Think about it...

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#39  Edited By aemaeth
I'd DDoS humanity.
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Make every friday casual friday.

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#41  Edited By Jensonb

Make myself  a super-hero, remove douche bags from the earth