I would copyright Bruce Almighty.
If you were god for a day what would you do?
Build a hyper advanced automated engineering system and a small nuclear reactor, place it in a newly dug out underground cave under my house, and some molecular assemblers also.
Anything else I do is just gravy.
When I return to earth as non-god, I turn it on, and embrace the technological singularity that I alone control. Then I can go on and become a kind of demi-god anyways.
"Build a hyper advanced automated engineering system and a small nuclear reactor, place it in a newly dug out underground cave under my house, and some molecular assemblers also.lol, awesomeness.
Anything else I do is just gravy.
When I return to earth as non-god, I turn it on, and embrace the technological singularity that I alone control. Then I can go on and become a kind of demi-god anyways."
I would alter the gravitational constant of the universe and be the creator/destroyer of all things.
"Tell everyone the truth, i do not exist.i laughed
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I would hire Cracker Barrell to cater a large party in Heaven, and then I would smite the Cracker Barrell employees.
"I would enjoy my job. I think I'd make a good God."Sorry but only Chuck Norris has the right to say that.
I would turn myself and the 4 best people in the world into all powerful super heroes. Then after a few years disention and corruption would occur and all the heroes except me would give in to greed and become the evil they helped to defeat. Leaving me the only person left to stop them once and for all...
Wait a second...
I better go copyright that idea in case someone reads it and turns it into a crappy summer blockbuster.
Reveal my existence and make everyone shit themselves. Then I would throw off my pants and they would explode.
I'd have a drink with Budda. And eat chicken with him. I'd also go to hell to fetch some prostitutes.
"I would meet Hulk Hogan and Jeff GerstmannCuring all diseases surmounts to killing entire taxinomic distinctions of living creatures. Enjoy your genocide.
I would then proceed to fuck all the hot chicks in the world.......AT ONCE!!!
I would also molest michael jackson
And cure all the diseases and that shit
O yah and id forward time to play me SOME FUCKING DIABLO 3!!!"
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