If you were in a zombie apocalypse

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#1  Edited By narley

Ok, so, If you were in a zombie apocalypze (and somehow your situation allowed you to answer this questions)

  • What are the 3 most important things you should have with you at all times
  • If you knew your partner was going to turn into a zombie in 48 hours, would you tell him and then shoot him, Shoot him in his sleep, or just go separate ways and hope 4 the best.
  • Lets be honest, movies tell you that you have an 80% chance of not making it, so would you rather die by starvation, zombie atack, shot to the the head, or turn in to a zombie and go afther the ones you know.
  • And the obvious question, due to limited backpack space, would you take a psp, a nintendo ds, an iphone (even though theres no signal), or a book.


What would you do.


 

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#2  Edited By TheMustacheHero

I'm pretty sure there have been a ton of threads like this.

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#3  Edited By eric_buck

1. Shotgun, Toyota Hilux with attatched turret on the back, a friend
2. Tell him and shoot him
3. zombie attack
4. DS

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#4  Edited By ahriman22

1. Shotgun, Sword (Preferably Katana) and Ammo.
2. Tell him then shoot him.
3. Zombie attack, when I have one shell left I off myself.
4. iPhone, but only because there's a virtual zippo.

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#5  Edited By azteris

1. Handgun(s), Ammo, and a sword or sledgehammer
2. Shoot him in his sleep
3. Bullet to the Head
4. A Book, to record my survival

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#6  Edited By Davisad

- Pistol (you can carry more ammo), robot mech suit (why not?) and an SAS guy (who knows survival tactics)
- Shoot them in their sleep
- Turn into a zombie (perhaps you shouldn't kill your friend, and both of you go on a zombie rampage)
- iPhone, as you can wittle away what little money you have left on slightly uplifting apps.

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#7  Edited By Ishoturface

shotgun, beef jerky, and tons of ammo...

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1. A first aid kit, a gun (any will do), and a good pair of shoes.
2. Tell him, then shoot him. You have to convince him that it's for the better.
3. Shot to the head. Better dead than undead.
4. None. I'd be too busy not dying.

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#9  Edited By Verdugo

1. A Shotgun, A bag of Granades, and an industrial size bag of beef jerky that fits snug into my backpack.

2. I'd tell him, then I'd kill him.

3. Bullet to the head, I want a quick death, fuck getting disemboweled and eaten alive by zombies.

4. I want a copy of the book War and Peace...as an emergency weapon.

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1. I'd get a Baseball bat, a backpack, and tons of food.

2. I'd just kill him

3. Starvation

4) Nintendo DS

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#11  Edited By ZombieHunterOG

anyone that said said ( swords, baseball bats, hammers)  your kind of dumb 


you dont want to get to close to a zombie you will get bitten its best to use a  handgun which has a large clip....
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#12  Edited By alsnuts2

yes your kind of dumb is something to be overcome

Zombie Repellent, numchucks, an army of survivors

Id place him into my zombie labor camp

I would detonate an atomic weapon that my army had secured

Id bring a DS with Advance Wars Dual Strike and use it to plan for my resistance

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#13  Edited By Bruce

I'd go with a person-size condom Naked Gun style; Zombies probably pack a lot of STDs.

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#14  Edited By Crixaliz

1 - Fully functioning combat armor (Like the one in Halo), Shotgun and a Chainsaw
2 - Wait till hes asleep then Blap Blap
3 - By activating the mini-nuke in my combat armor
4 - iPhone, cause its the only one on the list that i have actually used

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#15  Edited By gloomytangent
@ZombieHunter: Rule number 1 of zombie attacks: Blades don't need reloading. Not good for zombies en masse, but they're quiet and good for taking down individual zombies without causing a horde to home in on your location because of gunfire.

Also, you'll want a water purifier and maybe a plant guide. Probably the best thing you can do is head into an isolated area with plenty of flora and fauna and go survivalist.  Since you said three things though, iodine (for when you don't want to light a fire as it'd draw zombies) tucked into a mess kit (for when you can boil water), a dependable, clean handgun with ammo preloaded into several clips with several boxes of bullets as well, and a medium length blade you can use as a backup and for general survivalism.
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#16  Edited By iam3green

i would take my car, tv, and xbox 360.
i would kill my partner in his sleep.
i would turn into a zombie.

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#17  Edited By Snail
@TheMustacheHero said:
" I'm pretty sure there have been a ton of threads like this. "

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#18  Edited By PJ
  • Some sort of long sword, preferably a katana because of the light weight, a pistol also because of the light weight and that you only need one bullet in the head to take down a zombie so lugging around a shotgun thats pretty damn heavy. A car, pick up or something else whit alot of space for gas canisters to make the gas station stops to a minimum because we all know what happens when you fill up your car.
  • I'm pretty sure the dude ill be hanging out whit in a zombie apocalypse knows if hes turning into a zombie so we would have a knife fight to the death just to get some enjoyment out of the fact that we're screwd pretty much eather way.
  • Probebly turn into a zombie since it seems to be the populer thing to do. Come on! its an apocalyse, why fight it? Join the fun.
  • iPhone since it will have the most use couse someone will have a safe haven(sp?) set up and send out some kind of radio signal. Ow shit, the iPhone doesnt have a radio. Well whatever the whole place is going to get run over by zombies anyway since some idiot will open the gates and let in the zombies for some stupid reason like saving someone running away from zombies.
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#19  Edited By auspiciousqueue
  • Zombie Repelent, a blunt instrument, A helicopter
  • Scream that he is a zombie and shoot him
  • Starvation, the zombies can't have me!
  • A good book, maybe Crime and Punishment. I could use it as a weapon, fire wood and toilet paper, as well as to read while passing the time.
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#20  Edited By Demo

A crowbar, full match boxes or lighters and medicinal herbs.

I would let him turn into a zombie, and then kill him.

Turn into a zombie, just to see what's like on the other side.

A solar-powered Music/Radio player.

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#21  Edited By Charon
Shotgun, ammo, and water
-Tell him, go separate ways, and then shoot him in the back as he's walking away
-Go down fighting
-The Zombie Survival Guide
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#22  Edited By Sooperspy

I would obviously take a copy of Max Brooks' Zombie Survival Guide, a pistol with a HUGE clip, and First Aid

I would ask him how he would want to go.

Bullet to Head

Another copy of Max Brooks' Zombie Survival Guide.

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#23  Edited By Osmin31

A hand gun, a blade( a medium sized one) and Rambo.
Tell 'em the kill 'em come on zombie Rambo no way.
I'd probably kill myself but not without a fight first.
A DS of course.

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#24  Edited By CoverlessTech

Backpack would assume you are traveling? Have fun being zombie food.

Get all the food and water you can upstairs. Smash the stairs in. Sit tight.

To people saying swords, get real, if you're close enough to a group of zombies to use a sword you're a goner anyways.

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#25  Edited By gingertastic_10

I'd just melee their asses.

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#26  Edited By daniel_beck_90

1- Chainsaw ,Katana , Shotgun with lots of ammo .
2- Just go separate ways and hope for the best.
3- Shot to the the head.
4- iPhone .

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#27  Edited By zityz

Welp if it ever did happen Realistically. I'd first go across the street to the Home Depot and fill up a shopping cart full of powertools and tools in genreal ( crowbars nail guns saws etc. Then run over to the grocery store next door and stock up onmeat and cans goods. take all that back to my apartment ( 11 floors up) and camp out. take several trips with people whenever needed to stock up when needed and then move on.

Edit: Theres also a huge pharmacy next door to me as well so I'm pretty much all set up just an invasion.

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#28  Edited By lemon360

Realistically the US airforce and navy would save everyone

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#29  Edited By TheJollyRajah

Do the Thriller dance on them.