If you were stuck in a crowd of zombies in a mall

If you were stuck in a crowd of zombies in a mall and you could only pack  7 things in your back pack and 1 thing for both hands or 1 thing for 1 hand what would you pack oh and what would you wear?

my list

hands: Shotgun

Backpack:1. Ghost busters ghost tracker

2.Knife

3.brass knucks

4.a dog its my distraction

5.a box

6.zombie repellent

7.flash light


what i would wear?

leather boots leather pants leather jacket

I would only need 3 things.

1: Fake Blood
2: White Makeup
3: .45 Gold Match in case my brilliant plan failed

I would wear regular blue jeans. Lightly torn and stained with shit and blood. Also, an unbuttoned white dress shirt also blotched with the fake blood.
I would smear the fake blood and makeup on my face, shuffle around like a zombie stereotype making lame grunting noises.... slowly make my way to the door...

I don't need weapons to destroy zombies.

One hand, Rail Gun.

Other hand, flippin the bird.

Shotgun. Buckshot. Let's do this.

First i would ponder how i got in such a situation.

And this is what i would have

Hands: 6 foot wooden staff with a hunting knife duct-tapped to the tip

Bag:
Flashlight
Swiss army knife
Hammer
Can opener
Binoculars
2 liter bottle of water
Migraine medicine

I would also have shit like my phone and ipod in my pockets.

Clothing would be a pair of black pair of jeans, a random t-shirt, and a jacket. Shoes would probably be a pair of random sneakers.

plus, i dont get either how most of the shit on your list is either possible or logical.What use would brass knuckles be against zombies, and why carry a knife? Zombie repellent is retarded, how would you fit a dog in your bag, and the ghost buster thing a) doesn't exist and b) would be useless as zombies =/= ghosts.

shot gun.
zombie survivle guide book you can find at any local book store
extra ammo
Sirloin Steak Burger with bacon and cheese
poster

sharpie

more ammo

I would bring 2 things

A gun and a .45 slug to end myself

I only need one thing: a laptop. So I could post in on Gam...GiantBomb, of course.

I don't bring my back pack to the mall, I'm screwed.

A gigantic ball of marbles for a rolling good time!

Just need a shotgun and lots of ammo

Well that depends on what the mall has...

I'd bring a few axes, an assault rifle and all the ammo I could carry. Also, I'd bring along something heavy to block doors with

Since it's ok to just put unobtainable shit in this bag like zombie repellent and halo 3 turrets  then i guess I'm bringing:
1.Chris Redfield
2. Zom-B-Gone
3.A warthog (the vehicle)
4.lots of pr0n (how long am i gonna be trapped in this mall)
5.Crowbar (for headcrabs)
6.???
7.Profit 

1: Lightsaber
2: A computer with built in 3g
3:A cell phone
4: A gallon of water
5: Nintendo DS
6: A small car with shatter proof glass
7: A BFG9000

Well a Giant Bomb would do fine...

1.Chainsaw
2.Another Chainsaw, just in case
3.Chainsaw chains
4.Gasoline, lots of it.
5.Apron
6.Mask
7.Helmet

Oh and also a zombie  mask, you know to fit in.

A couple of sandwiches and some gatorade, zombies are slow, I'll just outrun them.

haaha, a shit ton of guns.

ladder, a lot of food, a lot of water, more food, more water, etc

Just my utility belt.

a car 2 drive out of the mall

"Just my utility belt.
"

one gun and one bullet and it being loaded and in my hand cause there is no way in hell im dealing with that shit

Portal gun in one hand and a powered up grav gun in the other

"Portal gun in one hand and a powered up grav gun in the other
"

a wood chipper and a dirty magazine and butter

You dont need to be afraid of me.

I just want your brains =)

I would need a lightsaber.

a sniper rifle, bag full of food and i'll go live on the highest rooftop i find :p

"I would need a lightsaber.
"

"If you were stuck in a crowd of zombies in a mall and you could only pack  7 things in your back pack and 1 thing for both hands or 1 thing for 1 hand what would you pack oh and what would you wear?

my list

hands: Shotgun

Backpack:1. Ghost busters ghost tracker

2.Knife

3.brass knucks

4.a dog its my distraction

5.a box

6.zombie repellent

7.flash light


what i would wear?

leather boots leather pants leather jacket
"

The gravity gun, Christopher Walken and a book.

"Just need a shotgun and lots of ammo
"

All i need is a flamethrower

"Since it's ok to just put unobtainable shit in this bag like zombie repellent and halo 3 turrets  then i guess I'm bringing:
1.Chris Redfield
2. Zom-B-Gone
3.A warthog (the vehicle)
4.lots of pr0n (how long am i gonna be trapped in this mall)
5.Crowbar (for headcrabs)
6.???
7.Profit 
"

Two swords and an ipod, all I need.

I'd probably do the same thing that, realistically, most of us would do: shit my pants. Then, run for the nearest unblocked exit.

1. An infinite backpack

2. You know the drill.

Hands: butter knives
Bag: 1. Butter knife
2. Butter knife
3. butter knife
4. Carrot (as a snack)
5. butter knife
6. butter knife
7. butter knife

Guns are for amateurs.

"Hands: butter knives
Bag: 1. Butter knife
2. Butter knife
3. butter knife
4. Carrot (as a snack)
5. butter knife
6. butter knife
7. butter knife

Guns are for amateurs.
"

Body: Medieval suit of plate-mail armor
Hands: Minigun with duct-taped flamethrower
Backpack:  -Machete
                     -WASP knife
                     -Shotgun
                     -Ammo belts
                     -Cigar (to make me look more badass)
                     -Amored trained attack dog (Or maybe a bear?)
                     -CD player to play "Eye of the Tiger" while I'm busy kicking ass

I only need one gun and one bullet to take a crowd of zombies out.

Shotgun and Gum...

Chuck Norris.

All I need is a handgun and a bag of ammo, baby. BLAT BLAT BLAT. After all, that's like every Alone in the Dark game. "I have three bullets".

What a bump...
 
Anywho, if I was stuck in a mall with a large crowd of zombies surrounding inside the mall (like I'm locked in a store or something) and I have to fight my way out, that's easy;
 
Wearing: gasmask, gloves, biker jacket, strong army pants and trainers.
 
In my Backpack: pistols and ammo, rifle and ammo (dismantled), food, ipod, the entire Ragnar-Benson collection (this is a collection of books written by a guy who is essentially Bear Grills, but is also a cross between Macgyver and rednecks, and can jerry rig you an anti-tank gun out of the contents of your pantry). A machete, and maps I guess. All of these things don't really help in my current situation.
 
To deal with that, I will need in my hands;
 
A submachine gun with the largest magazine possible, and a samurai sword.
 
Clear the way with a spray of the SMG, then deal with any oncomers with the sword.