If your favorite giant bomber were to run for president like Jeff, Ryan or another staff member, but they were running on the opposing political party would you still vote for them?

Lets say they aren't like super radical in either direction just moderately conservative or liberal. Oh and who is your favorite?

No? I wouldn't vote for them if they were running for the party I was supporting.

If they knew what they were talking about, didn't have any offensive positions, and didn't seem corrupt then maybe.

Hell no

I wouldn't vote for Ryan.

@ShadowConqueror said:

If they knew what they were talking about, didn't have any offensive positions, and didn't seem corrupt then maybe.

But then they wouldn't be politicians!

Of course not. They're funny dudes who talk about video games, not politicians.

I'd put Dave in as Pres. with Vinny as the VP. Ryan seems like he might "enjoy" his power too much to ever give it up.

Regardless of party, I don't think any of those goofballs would be good in any sort of political position.

The White House would be in flames within hours.

Murder Slingshot

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The political party affiliation wouldn't have anything to do with my vote. I would pick the person who I thought was right for the job.

I vote independent. I just want the best dude for the job. But I wouldn't vote for them anyway.

I'd need to know their actual platform. What do they believe in? If they promise to toe the party line on either side, they're far less appealing than if they're being themselves.

Absolutely those guys have my vote!

I'd do it, not like it would really matter, they'd do jack like most other presidents and we'd move on.

@MiniPato said:

@ShadowConqueror said:

If they knew what they were talking about, didn't have any offensive positions, and didn't seem corrupt then maybe.

But then they wouldn't be politicians!

Maybe that's why I've never voted.

Well, they beat the hell out of the shit-flinging monkeys we have running now, so... yeah, I'd vote for them.

Sure as long as it means quick looks from the white house.

If you support Republicans or Democrats you are an idiot. Yes, I would vote for any of the Giant Bombers because I think they are honest people, but being honest people, they wouldn't run for office in the first place.

I would vote for the side that matches up best with what I would see happen, not for any single person.

As most people who live in California will tell you: no, I would not vote for someone as a haha imagine if he won president.

Absolutely Not.

I don't care about the Political party nonsense in the slightest. That's a suckers game sold to sheeple. Neither party cares a whit about the American people or what's in the country's best interests.

But the power, authority and responsibility of the Presidency is no joke. And frankly none of the Bombcrew despite being awesome duders is remotely qualified to be POTUS.

What a stupid question..

I don't think any of them would make good presidents. So no. Unless I thought the other guy was worse.

This is easily the most retarded poll question ever posted here.

I have a hard time picturing Brad turning Republican

@AlexanderSheen said:

Murder Slingshot

This guy knows what's up.

Mitt Romney and Brad already wear the same kind of pants.

@damnable_fiend said:

I have a hard time picturing Brad turning Republican

Even with the accent?

Only idiots base their vote purely by the party they run for. Platform > Party.

And no, I doubt I'd ever vote for any of the GB staff in any case.

People who vote by party only, rather than vote based off the politicians actual standings on issues that matter to them, are part of what goes wrong with the political system today.

I don't vote for parties, so their choice of platform would be irrelevant.

Murder slingshot, 2016. Let's get it done.

I'd vote for Vinny no matter what party he's on.

@ShadowConqueror said:

Didn't seem corrupt then maybe.

Good one.

As a joke and a vote of no confidence in our current political system I would vote for them.

Seriously though, I would never vote for them because I would not want to turn them into the dark husk of a human being that is a politician.

@BBAlpert said:

@AlexanderSheen said:

Murder Slingshot

This guy knows what's up.

No because Jeff hates Chipotle.

No, the only reason you should even belong to a certain political party in the first place is because it lines up with you ideologically. So if they were part of a party that's the polar opposite, why the fuck would you vote for them?

Anyone who wouldn't vote for Jeff will be flung into the sun. #GERSTISTHEMAN2012

If one of the Bombcrew is running for the Presidency, then something has already gone horribly wrong. If the world has become this insane, then yes, i'd vote for whoever it was.

As long as Jeff still supported the murder slingshot+space elevator then I would vote for him.

If you were a hotdog would eat yourself?

I'd vote for them because it'd be funny and hey they can't do any worse then any of the resent presidents we've had

Still?

Look, I like them a lot, I give them money every year because I like them, but I wouldn't want them running a country. Vinny's a great video producer, but I don't think those skills come in handy when dealing with Iran over nuclear weapons. Jeff's funny as all hell, but jokes aren't going to solve the problem with Social Security.

This is one of the problems with America - the desire to elect people "like them", people they can "have a beer with", people who aren't "elite". That is stupid - you want the MOST ELITE people to run a nation! I don't want my friends to run a country, I want the smartest damn person I can find to run a country. I don't want someone like me to be President or Prime Minister - I want someone LEAGUES ahead of me to be President or Prime Minister. I want someone so smart, so accomplished, so much better that compared to them I look like crap, to run my nation. I want the best and the brightest, and I'm not nearly arrogant enough to assume that I am the best or the brightest, or that the best and the brightest would be like me or my friends.