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#1  Edited By thehexeditor

I recently took a scenic vacation in a gothic countryside filled with wonderful castles, caves, swamps, and creatures. I also visited an interesting city filled with interesting people and had the pleasure of interacting with them.

Tomorrow I will head to New York to talk with a couple people, Iran for business, Paris also for BUSINESS. I will see my friends in the Marines and Air Force. Also, skydiving. Woo.

In about a week I'll meet my uncle Sully (smoke a couple cubans with him) and girlfriend Elena as well as my ex Chloe in the Rub'al Khali desert among other places. Hopefully we'll find some cool souvenirs together.

On the 8th I'm headed to Moscow, New York (again), Paris (again), Germany, England, Mogadishu.. I'm sure there are other places I'm missing but yeah, all for BUSINESS.

On the 11th I'm going up north for a hiking expedition/ journey of self-discovery. The world I currently inhabit is so shitty that I am looking forward to losing myself in a place I've never been to yet. The last time I did this was about 4 years ago; I can't wait to do it again.

On the 15th I'm visiting Constantinople. I have a good Italian friend who recently moved there. He's there for BUSINESS, but in my opinion he should retire. Later that day I will also go to a city I've never been to before- not only for business, but also to fuck around.

I will try to be in the forums as much as I can and perhaps I will meet a lot of you throughout these places.

"Get busy living, or get busy dying."

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#2  Edited By swoxx

I'm quite busy with wasting my life on video games.

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#3  Edited By SpartyOn

@Swoxx said:

I'm quite busy with wasting my life on video games.

*psst* I think he is too

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#4  Edited By BlinkyTM

@SpartyOn said:

@Swoxx said:

I'm quite busy with wasting my life on video games.

*psst* I think he is too

Lol.

Uncharted.

Skyrim

Assassins Creed.

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#5  Edited By Commisar123

Yeah I'm kinda tired of going to New York, I've been there like a billion times now.

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#6  Edited By swoxx

@SpartyOn said:

@Swoxx said:

I'm quite busy with wasting my life on video games.

*psst* I think he is too

Really?

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#7  Edited By hoossy

@thehexeditor:

so basically, this post is to make everyone feel jealous of you? I don't get it...

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#8  Edited By Jams

@thehexeditor said:

I recently took a scenic vacation in a gothic countryside filled with wonderful castles, caves, swamps, and creatures. I also visited an interesting city filled with interesting people and had the pleasure of interacting with them.

Tomorrow I will head to New York to talk with a couple people, Iran for business, Paris also for BUSINESS. I will see my friends in the Marines and Air Force. Also, skydiving. Woo.

In about a week I'll meet my uncle Sully (smoke a couple cubans with him) and girlfriend Elena as well as my ex Chloe in the Rub'al Khali desert among other places. Hopefully we'll find some cool souvenirs together.

On the 8th I'm headed to Moscow, New York (again), Paris (again), Germany, England, Mogadishu.. I'm sure there are other places I'm missing but yeah, all for BUSINESS.

On the 11th I'm going up north for a hiking expedition/ journey of self-discovery. The world I currently inhabit is so shitty that I am looking forward to losing myself in a place I've never been to yet. The last time I did this was about 4 years ago; I can't wait to do it again.

On the 15th I'm visiting Constantinople. I have a good Italian friend who recently moved there. He's there for BUSINESS, but in my opinion he should retire. Later that day I will also go to a city I've never been to before- not for business; just going to fuck around.

I will try to be in the forums as much as I can and perhaps I will meet a lot of you throughout these places.

"Get busy living, or get busy dying."

Let me try.

  1. Dark Souls
  2. Battlefield 3
  3. Uncharted 3
  4. Modern Warfare 3
  5. Skyrim
  6. Assassins Creed: Revelations
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#9  Edited By SpartyOn

@Swoxx said:

@SpartyOn said:

@Swoxx said:

I'm quite busy with wasting my life on video games.

*psst* I think he is too

Really?

I know, you're stunned. The OP's clever references to current and upcoming game releases was SO FREAKING CLEVER, that it flew right over your head. (yes I'm being sarcastic)

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#10  Edited By swoxx

@SpartyOn: Are you though? Are you really?

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#11  Edited By jozzy

@BlinkyTM said:

@SpartyOn said:

@Swoxx said:

I'm quite busy with wasting my life on video games.

*psst* I think he is too

Lol.

Maybe Skyrim?

Uncharted.

Assassins Creed.

the gothic castle stuff is Dark Souls?

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#12  Edited By SpartyOn

@Swoxx: Dude I don't even know anymore...I just don't know

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#13  Edited By BlinkyTM

@jozzy said:

@BlinkyTM said:

@SpartyOn said:

@Swoxx said:

I'm quite busy with wasting my life on video games.

*psst* I think he is too

Lol.

Maybe Skyrim?

Uncharted.

Assassins Creed.

the gothic castle stuff is Dark Souls?

Oh yeah, I totally missed all the stuff that didn't have dates lol.

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#14  Edited By zeforgotten

So am I! I just came back from a trip to the toilet

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#15  Edited By thehexeditor

Moved to off-topic.

I feel like laughing.

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#16  Edited By Animasta

@ZeForgotten said:

So am I! I just came back from a trip to the toilet

so you played duke nukem then

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#17  Edited By Dagbiker

Im actually quite content with my life

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#18  Edited By zeforgotten

@Animasta said:

@ZeForgotten said:

So am I! I just came back from a trip to the toilet

so you played duke nukem then

If you can call playing it for an hour and then realizing why Duke Nukem games were never funny "played" then sure.

But after that visit to the toilet I had to go down underground for a few hours to beat up a king again since he was being a rude to this one guy who apparantly knows a great deal about demons.

His niece is kinda of weird though, she's seen these monster too but at the same time she doesn't believe the stories her uncle tell hers about these stories. The Cain family is strange but they're good people

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#19  Edited By thehexeditor

@Dagbiker: What if I told you that I was still at home and at these places at the same time.

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#20  Edited By iam3green

well nice. have fun on your trip to places. it sounds like fun to do that.

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#21  Edited By Dagbiker

@thehexeditor said:

@Dagbiker: What if I told you that I was still at home and at these places at the same time.

You live in a house boat, i always thought it would be cool to buy a cargo ship and fill it with stuff then beach it on a deserted island, then live there forever. but then i wouldnt have internet.

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#22  Edited By thehexeditor

@Dagbiker: Your avatar combined with that post made me laugh.

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#23  Edited By Patman99

Wow, that was pretty clever. I went to the same Gothic country side but on my trip everybody and everything just wanted to kill me. I felt like I was in a loop doing the same things over and over again.

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#24  Edited By thehexeditor

Try replacing the word "business" with "murder" in my original post.

Also replace the word "vacation" with "masochistic rape fest"

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#25  Edited By Animasta

@ZeForgotten said:

@Animasta said:

@ZeForgotten said:

So am I! I just came back from a trip to the toilet

so you played duke nukem then

If you can call playing it for an hour and then realizing why Duke Nukem games were never funny "played" then sure.

i'm with ya lol

I was just in Austria, running the Habsburg dynasty :3 and waging war on assholes like burgundy.

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#26  Edited By VIGGO123

I congratulate you on making my day. Very clever post!