I'm having girl problems.

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#1  Edited By mandeponium

At my college there's this girl that I'm sure likes me. The only problem is that she's HUGE. What do I do?

She's always really nice to me and she talks way too damn much trying to be friendly. Just a couple hours ago I saw her sitting with her friends and she's like, "Mandeponium! Come sit by me!" I reluctantly did and she turns toward me, ignoring her friends, and talks to me about random bullshit for 15 minutes.

She's way too friendly and I don't want this to go any further. I guess that's what I get for being nice to fat girls.

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#2  Edited By Jayge_

I'm not touching this with a 40 foot stick.

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#3  Edited By RetroIce4

BBW. I laughed then listened to some of The Pillows.

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#4  Edited By Jolly_Lolly

Just tell her you only want to be friends.

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#5  Edited By Shawn

If you decide to climb that moutain, make sure your friends aren't around.

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#6  Edited By Absurd

You just ignore it until she makes a move and when she does, tell her you only want to be friends

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#7  Edited By Joker

Wait wait wait wait....

Your name is mandeponium?

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#8  Edited By MisterSpiffy
Joker said:
"Wait wait wait wait....

Your name is mandeponium?"
Yeah, I was wondering about that too.
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#9  Edited By OroJackson
Joker said:
"Wait wait wait wait....

Your name is mandeponium?"

that made me lol so hard...

you know that you can be friends with girls too, right?

it doesn't all have to be "relationshipy"
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#11  Edited By adam_grif

MAN THE HARPOONS

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#12  Edited By Virago
OroJackson said:
"Joker said:
"Wait wait wait wait....

Your name is mandeponium?"

that made me lol so hard...

you know that you can be friends with girls too, right?

it doesn't all have to be "relationshipy""
yah. just definitely don't bring it up that you just want to be friends. if she brings it up, then you tell her. otherwise.... you're asking for disaster.
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#13  Edited By TheGamerGeek

Just be friends unless you actually are kinda attracted to her....Mandeponium...seriously?That's a pretty freaking badass name.

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#14  Edited By ThePhenomenal1

well if you're shallow then i guess stay away. but genuinely nice girls are few and far between.

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#15  Edited By mandeponium

I am not attracted to her at all. I'm considering running in the opposite direction. I don't think she'll be able to catch me.

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#16  Edited By BiffMcBlumpkin

My advice is to punch her in the face as hard as you can.

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#17  Edited By JNYR
BiffMcBlumpkin said:
"My advice is to punch her in the face as hard as you can."
This
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#18  Edited By mandeponium
ThePhenomenal1 said:
"well if you're shallow then i guess stay away."
So being attracted to beautiful women is shallow but wanting to have sex with whales is deep?
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#19  Edited By Tearhead
mandeponium said:
"ThePhenomenal1 said:
"well if you're shallow then i guess stay away."
So being attracted to beautiful women is shallow but wanting to have sex with whales is deep?"
I'm not touching THAT with a 40 foot stick.
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#20  Edited By Virago
Tearhead said:
"mandeponium said:
"ThePhenomenal1 said:
"well if you're shallow then i guess stay away."
So being attracted to beautiful women is shallow but wanting to have sex with whales is deep?"
I'm not touching THAT with a 40 foot stick."
annnnnnd this is why i hate these girl-advice threads.
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#21  Edited By KindGalaxy

Maybe you only think she likes you and actually she just wants to just be friends because you're an awkward bitch who comes onto internet gaming forums for advice about girls.

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#22  Edited By Milkman

I'd be more concerned that she knows your Giant Bomb username.

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#24  Edited By DoctorTran

Do her.

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ask her to join you for runs, srsly.

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#27  Edited By calf_exercises

the way i see it you have 3 options:

1. kill her/ youself (dont take this path)

2. tell her you are gay

3. find someone else and have a "super happy fun time" with her then be like "we are made for each other or some crap like that.

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#28  Edited By Commando

just fucking tear that shit up. destroy her. make it so she can't walk for days

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#29  Edited By Solid_SnakeXx

LoL I know what you mean,  what i usually do is Ignore em.
If you fallow their game they ll think you are into them.

So my advice is Ignore em or  tell em that you are gay :P

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#30  Edited By mike

This is either a weak attempt at trolling, or a very cunning attempt at being incredibly offensive.  Either way - if you must discuss stuff like this here, put it in your blog.