I'm having girl problems.

At my college there's this girl that I'm sure likes me. The only problem is that she's HUGE. What do I do?

She's always really nice to me and she talks way too damn much trying to be friendly. Just a couple hours ago I saw her sitting with her friends and she's like, "Mandeponium! Come sit by me!" I reluctantly did and she turns toward me, ignoring her friends, and talks to me about random bullshit for 15 minutes.

She's way too friendly and I don't want this to go any further. I guess that's what I get for being nice to fat girls.

I'm not touching this with a 40 foot stick.

BBW. I laughed then listened to some of The Pillows.

Just tell her you only want to be friends.

If you decide to climb that moutain, make sure your friends aren't around.

You just ignore it until she makes a move and when she does, tell her you only want to be friends

Wait wait wait wait....

Your name is mandeponium?

"Wait wait wait wait....

Your name is mandeponium?"

"Wait wait wait wait....

Your name is mandeponium?"

MAN THE HARPOONS

"Joker said:

"Wait wait wait wait....

Your name is mandeponium?"

that made me lol so hard...

you know that you can be friends with girls too, right?

it doesn't all have to be "relationshipy""

Just be friends unless you actually are kinda attracted to her....Mandeponium...seriously?That's a pretty freaking badass name.

well if you're shallow then i guess stay away. but genuinely nice girls are few and far between.

I am not attracted to her at all. I'm considering running in the opposite direction. I don't think she'll be able to catch me.

My advice is to punch her in the face as hard as you can.

"My advice is to punch her in the face as hard as you can."

"well if you're shallow then i guess stay away."

"ThePhenomenal1 said:

"well if you're shallow then i guess stay away."

So being attracted to beautiful women is shallow but wanting to have sex with whales is deep?"

"mandeponium said:

"ThePhenomenal1 said:

"well if you're shallow then i guess stay away."

So being attracted to beautiful women is shallow but wanting to have sex with whales is deep?"

I'm not touching THAT with a 40 foot stick."

Maybe you only think she likes you and actually she just wants to just be friends because you're an awkward bitch who comes onto internet gaming forums for advice about girls.

I'd be more concerned that she knows your Giant Bomb username.

Do her.

ask her to join you for runs, srsly.

Wait, your real name is mandeponium ?

the way i see it you have 3 options:

1. kill her/ youself (dont take this path)

2. tell her you are gay

3. find someone else and have a "super happy fun time" with her then be like "we are made for each other or some crap like that.

just fucking tear that shit up. destroy her. make it so she can't walk for days

LoL I know what you mean,  what i usually do is Ignore em.
If you fallow their game they ll think you are into them.

So my advice is Ignore em or  tell em that you are gay :P

This is either a weak attempt at trolling, or a very cunning attempt at being incredibly offensive.  Either way - if you must discuss stuff like this here, put it in your blog.