Im safe on GiantBomb

The outside world is dangerous, Its safer to stay here.
I dont need a social life or a life for that matter.

Yes you do, GB is fun and all but you need a social life.

You create the most discussable threads, you need a social life, just remember to wear your bubblewrap out.

No... I dont want to go outside. I'll stay here posting on the forums.

So what is dangerous about the outside world ?

"So what is dangerous about the outside world ?"

Just get a gun... you'll feel safer.

"Ma7moud said:

"So what is dangerous about the outside world ?"

The sun. It burns."

"Just get a gun... you'll feel safer."

"Dalai said:

"Just get a gun... you'll feel safer."

Ok.
But nobody can hurt me through the monitor on gb forums though."

"AgentAMi6 said:

"Dalai said:

"Just get a gun... you'll feel safer."

Ok.
But nobody can hurt me through the monitor on gb forums though."

Not if you give them your social security number."

Social lives are over-rated... GiantBomb > Real Life!

"The outside world is dangerous, Its safer to stay here.
I dont need a social life or a life for that matter."

"AgentAMi6 said:

"The outside world is dangerous, Its safer to stay here.
I dont need a social life or a life for that matter."

Actually, I'm a stalker. You should go hide now."

"Hey guys, what's going on in here?"

Alright, I think this one has gone far enough.