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Hey everybody. This is W. Just hope ya'll having a good time here at GB.

Get back to work!

iraqis have weapons of mass destruction

Hmmm, why do I think that you're not the real George Bush.
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Oh yeah, because the real George Bush wouldn't be able to operate a comupter. I'm sorry, I don't really like him very much. Probably a very nice person in real life.

thank you mr president.

Marry me.

Thank you sir

But um, i'll be serving under John McCain thank you

Not a huge fan, but your personality is raw and awesome

Just because election day is coming doesn't mean you can just kick back and relax. Get your work on.

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE.

Your appearance hear says a lot.

I heard that Bush's IQ is so low, that instead of numbers, they use fruit. He's a waffle, which is smarter than a cabbage, but not quite a pear. But then again, a pear is a pretty smart vegetable.

oh no, the IQ level of this forum just went down

"Oriental_Jams said:

"Hmmm, why do I think that you're not the real George Bush.
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Oh yeah, because the real George Bush wouldn't be able to operate a comupter. I'm sorry, I don't really like him very much. Probably a very nice person in real life.
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Like my friends say. He may actually be a cool Uncle to hang out with at his ranch, and have a laugh over some beer and cigars.... But not the leader of the free world."

Could you stand a little more to the left and hold still.

Oh god.. Shoo!!!

"oh no, the IQ level of this forum just went down
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arent you suppose to be like..protecting America or somthing?  given up on that eh

"I heard that Bush's IQ is so low, that instead of numbers, they use fruit. He's a waffle, which is smarter than a cabbage, but not quite a pear. But then again, a pear is a pretty smart vegetable."

While the W was typing this message, there was a phone ringing!

That ain't "Dubya". The real GWB couldn't even get past the login page. Not without Karl Rove, that is.

Maybe he came to Giant Bomb looking for those pesky WMDs he can never seem to find. It would make sense.

Anyway, hope you have fun with the rest of your Presidency, Sir!

Thank you.

Thank you Mr. President, Im glad you approve of GB and not consider it a terrorist website : P

hey mr US president! i need money for a 360 =( can i get a loan?

lol
This place rocks....

Whaa....
Get outta here!!! :P

Bush...why?

Alright G. Dubbya is here now the party can begin!

Indeed.
Wait, since when can Bush use a computer?

Bush get back to your plans of world dominationing.:P

LEWL,
Stop posting on forums and continue to attempt to do your job!

you suck bush!

How the Hell did this wind up back on the front page? Flagged. 

 @Everyones_A_Critic: 
Why did you bump this?!
 
On topic, how's the vacation buddy?

who the hell bumped this? o-O  
 
was it @Everyones_A_Critic: ?! 

OMG  its SHURB"!!!!!!!! 
 
My sixth sense told me This tread would hold an important message!!! And there it was!!! 
 
P.s. Suck My Erection Georgie boy because you and your stupid monkey faces can burn in eternal hell that is the TV remote support channel! Evil LOl!"!!!! 

" How the Hell did this wind up back on the front page? Flagged.  "

" @Everyones_A_Critic said:

" How the Hell did this wind up back on the front page? Flagged.  "

Why flag it? "

Please  don't spam the forums and read the forum rules
 
Thank you,
RandomInternetPerson 

Well, this was an excellent thread back in the day, wasn't it. I am going to lock this because it was a really really old bumped thread.  But I welcome W to come back to the threads any time.