In the classic Randy "Macho Man" Savage Slim Jim commercials, what did he say?

You can step into a tauntaun, but you can't step into a Slim Jim.

I agree with others that he sounds more like he's saying "step," but I think that's just because of the way he always sounded like his nose was stuffed up when he was in character.

Fappin' to a Slim Jim? 
 
Don't judge.

"Bite into a Slim Jim! WOOOOO!"

That's it, right?

He says step ... Witch is weird !

GUYS, GUYS!!!

He clearly says Snape into a Slim Jim.

You step into a Slim Jim package. Then you snap the Slim Jim. The snap only comes after Randy Savage's trademark Step maneuver which made him famous in the 80's. You can see the Step here.

Steps into the room. Steps into the Slim Jim. Then snaps. Great commercial.

@HighFiveRiot: Clearly photoshopped.

@GlenTennis said:

@HighFiveRiot: Clearly photoshopped.

The image is very blurry so I'm pretty sure it's not.

@GlenTennis said:

Clearly 8.4% of this audience are heretics.

Do you not have the authority to ban these people?

guys its step

@Jeffsekai: Unfollowed! (I know you don't give a fuck, but it's on principle.)

@MooseyMcMan said:

Snap.

first time he says snap.. second time he says step.. i watched this thing at least 10 times.. same conclusion..

@N7 said:

BACK INTO A TRIM GYM

FLAP INTO A GRIM WHIM

Vince McMahon buried my career?

@N7 said:

BACK INTO A TRIM GYM

FLAP INTO A GRIM WHIM

Oh, snap.

It seems kind of insane to think of Slim Jims as even having TV commercials, or an endorsement of any kind. They're one of those foods that is just THERE, and people know if they're in the mood for it.

I always thought it was

snap it to a slim jim.

he said "OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" duh.

Also:@N7 said:

@MariachiMacabre said:

@N7 said:

BACK INTO A TRIM GYM

FLAP INTO A GRIM WHIM

SNACK INTO A KIM SWIM

GURGLE YOUR SE MEN

BEEF!... SPICE!

@Shun_Akiyama said:

@jorbear said:

Hey guys, don't worry, we can just ask Randy Savage himself!

Oh, wait...

ooooh downer

Snap into a seatbelt!

Not my horrible joke.

It is actually strap it on a slimjim!

it's snap in a slim jim. haven't had one in a long time. i work at a grocery store so i see them almost every day.

@MariachiMacabre said:

@N7 said:

BACK INTO A TRIM GYM

FLAP INTO A GRIM WHIM

SNACK INTO A KIM SWIM

Snap seems right.

Pretty sure Freddie Blassie did those commercials, not Randy.

@NakAttack said:

he said "OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" duh.

Also:@N7 said:

@MariachiMacabre said:

@N7 said:

BACK INTO A TRIM GYM

FLAP INTO A GRIM WHIM

SNACK INTO A KIM SWIM

GURGLE YOUR SE MEN

okay :(

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE POLL

The same thing that happened to all of the polls that existed pre-site redesign. It got nuked in the transition.

He clearly said slap me into a tim tim.

I hate each and every one of you who think it's anything other than Snap.

One of the funniest Ryan and Vinny moments involves snapping into a Slim Jim:

http://www.giantbomb.com/videos/giant-bomb-mailbag-meaty-banana-edition/2300-4170/?page=2