liek when u type lol, fail, rofl mao etc. it's all cool, but have u caught youorself thinking instantly of those when smthing happens?
like when something funny happens, i say haha but think lol! to much interwebs
internet memes u think of in rl?
"My friends and I play the game. You know, the one which all of you are losing right now."FUCK U.
I lost. :(
"My friends and I play the game. You know, the one which all of you are losing right now."Damn you!
Anyhow, I say lol in real life on a regular basis depending who I am around. I don't scare new people I meet that bad for a few weeks. I will say though, I do it purposefully. Everytime I say it I know I am saying it, its not as second nature as laughing is.
"and u fail at life faggot"Wanna make out?
"nonono said:nah. i aint givin u ur first kiss just cuz ur so ugly no girl would dare that."and u fail at life faggot"Wanna make out?"
"Bulldog19892 said:I have a friend who does that but he doesn't do it on purpose, aslo he doesn't speak a work of English nor does he knows what it means... i hate my friends"My friends and I play the game. You know, the one which all of you are losing right now."Damn you!Anyhow, I say lol in real life on a regular basis depending who I am around. I don't scare new people I meet that bad for a few weeks. I will say though, I do it purposefully. Everytime I say it I know I am saying it, its not as second nature as laughing is."
A kid in my school today said "brb" instead of "be right back."
Suffice it to say, I called him a faggot.
"Vaxadrin said:"Alright, is it cool if I cum directly into your eyes? My last boyfriend punched me in the balls when I did that."i thought you didn't have any balls? wanna get a pair? i got a spare"
You're not gay, but you have someone else's balls?
"nonono said:i've 4, proof of my manliness."Vaxadrin said:"Alright, is it cool if I cum directly into your eyes? My last boyfriend punched me in the balls when I did that."i thought you didn't have any balls? wanna get a pair? i got a spare"
You're not gay, but you have someone else's balls?"
you didn't rest anything, you just made sum fantasies of things youd wanna happen
"Now this is getting weird.Don't be a pussy, it's just getting better and better.
LOCK!!!!!!!"
"BiggerBomb said:"Now this is getting weird.Don't be a pussy, it's just getting better and better."
LOCK!!!!!!!"
I'll rip your heart out.
"Now this is getting weird.your face in the fridge.
LOCK!!!!!!!"
and i bet you chocolate syrup is the cum of your old fat girlfriend, the car batteries are what sets the auto to motion, something you obvisouly miss, and the sound is....the sound of that gargle as you finish. if you did, ever -vaxadrin
"Where's Biff? He & I gayed up nonono's chemistry make-out thread so much they had to delete it instead of just locking it."
I've been staring blankly at a wall.
"and i bet you chocolate syrup is the cum of your old fat girlfriend, the car batteries are what sets the auto to motion, something you obvisouly miss, and the sound is....the sound of that gargle as you finish. if you did, ever -vaxadrin"
Apparently you're not familiar with what sounding actually is. It's a process that involves sticking a metal rod in the urethra of an erect penis to stimulate a whole different set of nerves than normally thought possible. I look forward to showing it to you when we hook up.
...and if my old fat girlfriend came chocolate syrup, I never would have broken up with her!
"Apparently you're not familiar with what sounding actually is. It's a process that involves sticking a metal rod in the urethra of an erect penis to stimulate a whole different set of nerves than normally thought possible. I look forward to showing it to you when we hook up.maybe you did cuz u almost got yourself drowned in her fat the last time you had....sex? more like tramboline
...and if my old fat girlfriend came chocolate syrup, I never would have broken up with her!"
"...and if my old fat girlfriend came chocolate syrup, I never would have broken up with her!"
You sound exactly like Willie Nelson right now.
"Apparently you're not familiar with what sounding actually is. It's a process that involves sticking a metal rod in the urethra of an erect penis to stimulate a whole different set of nerves than normally thought possible. I look forward to showing it to you when we hook up.Dude.... :/
...and if my old fat girlfriend came chocolate syrup, I never would have broken up with her!"
"maybe you did cuz u almost got yourself drowned in her fat the last time you had....sex? more like tramboline"I love the tramboline! Living up to its name, it's like a cross between a trombone & a trampoline. She would use her fat rolls as sort of a slingshot (think of a water balloon launcher) to fire a fully extended trombone right into my ass.
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