@nutter: i have dug deep into the history of Dan Ryckert and can confirm that he's shaving that bit, or it somehow stopped growing hair. I found a periscope where he goes to a taco bell to get alcohol and clearly hadn't groomed yet that day, he had hair there! of course i should just mind my own business, but his beard would be glorious were it not for that odd bit.
Imagine Dan Ryckert pulling the next greatest pregnancy reveal of all time from his prank follow up in 2015:
He comes into the office, decked out in animal fur pauldrons, leather skirt and boots, bare-chested, face painted with a red scar.
"Yeah, I'm going to have to reassess a few things this year, my girlfriend is actually due in the next couple of months."
"Dan. Dan, look at me. Are you being serious?"
"....It's a BOY"
Everyone's head explodes.
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