Is Osama Really Dead?

I have the facts, yes, Osama is dead.

I'm conflicted. On the one hand, I KNOW we killed Osama. But on the other, I AM Sparacus. Decisions decisions...

You're a Spartacus.

Pics or it didn't happen.

No it's pretty obvious aliens saved him.

No, he's still alive and jamming with Kurt and Elvis in a place only they can see and access.

" Already bored of these threads.  "

They were like hurry up and thaw him out, we better thaw him out on time on may 1st to take the pictures and to throw him into the ocean.

Hey last night, I ran a world record time. I took a few pictures, I even took video, but you have to take my word on it. Btw I threw the pictures in the ocean because it might make other runners angry at my world record. You believe me right? Also I took a picture with my friends pretending to watch over the video and I looked suprised, so that makes it real. I know everyone automatically believes me without questioning it right. I mean I gave you my runners certificate and it's real, even if there were a hundred layers on it.

" @Afroman269: Can I make your day twice?

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" @lavaman77 said:

" @Everyones_A_Critic said:

" You guys are all fucking retarded. Do you believe everything the government tells you? I bet you guys don't even wear tin foil hats. You'll be sorry when the invaders come, you know. "

I wear a fucking Titaniumhat imbued with tin foil and several other magnetic compounds.
Your little tin foil hat is NOTHING! "

I'd ask you where you got it but you're probably a government spy trying to get me to take my hat off. I won't fall for it!!! "

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On that note I'm gonna raise a glass to the lucky SEAL that got to put the bullet in that motherfuckers skull.

Sláinte.

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" They were like hurry up and thaw him out, we better thaw him out on time on may 1st to take the pictures and to throw him into the ocean. Hey last night, I ran a world record time. I took a few pictures, I even took video, but you have to take my word on it. Btw I threw the pictures in the ocean because it might make other runners angry at my world record. You believe me right? Also I took a picture with my friends pretending to watch over the video and I looked suprised, so that makes it real. I know everyone automatically believes me without questioning it right. I mean I gave you my runners certificate and it's real, even if there were a hundred layers on it. "

Yes, I believe he is dead. It's weird this country has to question every single thing that happens, but then again I guess that's the freedom we fight for and we have the right to it. However, this thread, if the people are actually being serious, some of you really need to go check a doctor and see if you have some sort of mental illness.

No. Just like the holocaust never happened. Osama never existed. 

" you cant kill someone who never existed in the first place.  

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" @Azteck said:

" @KaosAngel said:

" ...and here comes the conspiracies.   "

Wanna share my popcorn? "

Just ask Obama, he's got plenty. "

Osama is actually Obama. 

Osama not dead. He's just living where life is better.

" Yes, I believe he is dead. It's weird this country has to question every single thing that happens, but then again I guess that's the freedom we fight for and we have the right to it. However, this thread, if the people are actually being serious, some of you really need to go check a doctor and see if you have some sort of mental illness. "

" @Axxol: Ppl will doubt without pictures, american ppl and arab ppl in general. They should at least release one picture and that's it. They are going to retaliate anyways. "

" @csoup said:

" Yes, I believe he is dead. It's weird this country has to question every single thing that happens, but then again I guess that's the freedom we fight for and we have the right to it. However, this thread, if the people are actually being serious, some of you really need to go check a doctor and see if you have some sort of mental illness. "

Nutjobs don't consist of a country. Well, maybe Canada, I guess. "

He's alive

" @example1013 said:

" @csoup said:

" Yes, I believe he is dead. It's weird this country has to question every single thing that happens, but then again I guess that's the freedom we fight for and we have the right to it. However, this thread, if the people are actually being serious, some of you really need to go check a doctor and see if you have some sort of mental illness. "

Nutjobs don't consist of a country. Well, maybe Canada, I guess. "

God damned Canadians.

edit: That was a joke, please don't shiv me.

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There's one big problem that most conspiracy theories suffer from, and that is Occam's razor.

" You guys are all fucking retarded. Do you believe everything the government tells you? I bet you guys don't even wear tin foil hats. You'll be sorry when the invaders come, you know. "

You...do know that the terrorists who committed 9/11 came in through Canada, right? "

Barack Obama is Osama bin Laden

if the government released pictures of Osama's dead body i would believe them but i know they would never do that....

He is actually relaxing in a secret bunker underneath the White House which is accessed by giving Abraham Lincoln's (secretly magical) portrait the password, which is is "Lincoln Force Go!"

" Barack Obama is Osama bin Laden "

I think the whole operation involving Osama's death is highly questionable. they come in Osama's Bunker may of 2011, but they had knowledge of that bunker as early as November of 2010. (according to what I read and the news)

Now some elite soldiers storm Laden's base and resistance only fired at his choppers?....

That's million triangles.

Can we forget about this and get back to the important issue, such as the fact that our president is not even an American! That birth certificate was fake.

No, he's just faking it. 

the President IS Bin Laden. Spartacus is the real president and CG was added to make up for the rest. A perfect situation.

I really hope the conspiracy theorists don't go crazy on this one.

" Yes he is really dead. Osama sacrificed himself so Obama could improve his approval rating and stay in power next election. Obama will continue to destroy America's economy, let terrorists cross the Mexican border, and allow the destabilization of the countries around Israel. Obama likely shed a tear when he gave the order to kill his hero Osama. Obama will do way more damage to this country than Osama ever has. Yes I'm saying the President Barack Hussein Obama is a Muslim terrorist plant. "

" @example1013 said: 

You...do know that the terrorists who committed 9/11 came in through Canada, right? "

I'm not talking about 9/11 terrorists at all. Obama wasn't even President then. I'm saying terrorists are coming across the border of Mexico among the illegal Mexicans. They're is probably one in each major city with a dirty bomb waiting for activation orders. "

I would have thought they may have released a photo or two by now. Something or other. They said they were gonna do it yesterday but nothing came.

New revelations keep coming, some facts regarding the story have already been changed by Obama's top counter-terrorism advisor. Nothing to do with the US govt is ever clear or straight forward, even when something looks done and dusted they still find ways to obfuscate what is really going on.

" @NukePuke said:

" @example1013 said: 

You...do know that the terrorists who committed 9/11 came in through Canada, right? "

I'm not talking about 9/11 terrorists at all. Obama wasn't even President then. I'm saying terrorists are coming across the border of Mexico among the illegal Mexicans. They're is probably one in each major city with a dirty bomb waiting for activation orders. "

Hahahahahah! That's a joke right? You're joking right? "

I am SPARTACUS!!!
As for him being dead, the way i look on news and the world in general is i hear or see something, and until its proven i remain skeptical. Innocent until proven otherwise right?
In any case if he is dead or captured i think we can all agree the world is a better (though not necessarily safer) place.