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Posted by dudeglove (12840 posts) 4 years, 4 months ago

Poll: Is Patrick now more metal than Alex? (231 votes)

Yes 23%
No 32%
Other/Fuck You 45%

Since Patrick got involved with that pothole and part of him subsequently fused with his bicycle, does this mean he is effectively more metal than Alex?

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#1 Posted by Azteck (7416 posts) -

He might be metal, but he's not as authentic as Kid Rock.

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#2 Posted by SomeDeliCook (2353 posts) -

Patrick is a hotdog

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#3 Edited by Animasta (14905 posts) -

he's more metallic, but not more metal; there is a distinct difference.

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There is nothing more metal than Alex Navarro.

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#5 Posted by AjayRaz (12825 posts) -

@animasta said:

he's more metallic, but not more metal; there is a distinct difference.

is he more metallic than AhmadMetallic

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#6 Posted by Blu3V3nom07 (4468 posts) -

What do you mean metal?

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#7 Posted by Video_Game_King (36564 posts) -

When was Patrick ever Alex?

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#8 Posted by AlexanderSheen (5150 posts) -

Of course not!

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#9 Posted by Animasta (14905 posts) -

@ajayraz said:

@animasta said:

he's more metallic, but not more metal; there is a distinct difference.

is he more metallic than AhmadMetallic

good question!

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#10 Posted by A_Dog (760 posts) -

They're different types of metal. Alex is rap metal and Patrick is Nintendocore.

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#11 Posted by OfficeGamer (1120 posts) -

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That is pretty damn metal right there

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#12 Posted by pr1mus (4158 posts) -

Patrick would probably break his other collar bone if he tried headbanging too hard.

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#13 Posted by casper_ (915 posts) -

i though alex was like a ska drummer

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#14 Edited by inevpatoria (7102 posts) -

He's more machine now than man.

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#15 Posted by OneKillWonder_ (2407 posts) -

When was Alex ever metal?

Anyway, literally having metal inside of you is pretty fucking metal in itself, so yes, I guess he is.

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#16 Posted by CheapPoison (1040 posts) -

Nope.

Also, there must be some more footage of Alex drumming. on a real kit would be pretty cool, think i only ever saw it in relationship to rockband promos

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#17 Edited by Alekss (357 posts) -

Alex breathes metal.

Patrick has a piece of metal inside him

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There is nothing more metal than Alex Navarro.

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#19 Edited by Jimbo (10472 posts) -

Has Patrick been on QVC?

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#20 Posted by AiurFlux (954 posts) -

I voted fuck you because it's representative of how I feel. Not towards you specifically, but towards everybody.

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#21 Edited by jerseyscum (1269 posts) -

How do you break your collarbone with a bike that still has the training wheels attached?

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#22 Posted by Skytylz (4140 posts) -
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I can't believe this video isn't present yet. Of course he is.

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#23 Posted by Apparatus_Unearth (3715 posts) -

I like that fuck you is an option.

But no, Alex is the metallest.

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#24 Posted by Nekroskop (2831 posts) -

Patrick more metal than Alex? PHAHAHAHA! Now that's a good joke, my friend.

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#25 Posted by Mrsignerman44 (1105 posts) -

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I can't believe this video isn't present yet. Of course he is.

There's your answer folks, Patrick wins.

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#26 Posted by Fredchuckdave (10573 posts) -

You put fuck you as a poll option. How could one not choose it, no matter the question?

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#27 Edited by Kill (339 posts) -

@skytylz said:
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I can't believe this video isn't present yet. Of course he is.

There's your answer folks, Patrick wins.

Those are some serious noodle arms.

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#28 Posted by Zero_ (2039 posts) -

Skin tight leather wearing afro kid is pretty damn metal

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#29 Edited by KaneRobot (2696 posts) -

@mrsignerman44 said:

@skytylz said:
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I can't believe this video isn't present yet. Of course he is.

There's your answer folks, Patrick wins.

Nope. The video of Alex drumming is far more metal (and impressive) than that silly music in the video where Patrick wears tight pants.

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#30 Posted by JasonR86 (10180 posts) -

Of course I picked 'other/fuck you'. You can't give me an option like that.

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#31 Posted by OfficeGamer (1120 posts) -

@kill said:

@mrsignerman44 said:

@skytylz said:
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I can't believe this video isn't present yet. Of course he is.

There's your answer folks, Patrick wins.

Those are some serious noodle arms.

That's not even slightly metawl. It's fantastic but not metawl.

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#32 Posted by MarkWahlberg (4714 posts) -

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There is nothing more metal than Alex Navarro.

@kill said:

@mrsignerman44 said:

@skytylz said:
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I can't believe this video isn't present yet. Of course he is.

There's your answer folks, Patrick wins.

Those are some serious noodle arms.

That's not even slightly metawl. It's fantastic but not metawl.

I think, in comparing these videos, That Alex is Jack Black from SchoolofRock, and Patrick is the guy who replaces him in his old band.

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#33 Edited by Zero_ (2039 posts) -

I think, in comparing these videos, That Alex is Jack Black from SchoolofRock, and Patrick is the guy who replaces him in his old band.

That.... is such a scarily accurate analogy.

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#34 Posted by ajamafalous (13573 posts) -

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I can't believe this video isn't present yet. Of course he is.

Oh god I forgot this video existed

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#35 Edited by mordukai (8507 posts) -

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That is pretty damn metal right there

What's wrong with you?! This is Lars drumming, it's not like he is doing some complex sections or anything like that. Fucking hell. They make one fucking Trash Metal record and all of a sudden the are a part of THE BIG FOUR! Greatest heavy metal band ever. No! just no.

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#36 Posted by ScientificPizza (2441 posts) -
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I can't believe this video isn't present yet. Of course he is.

Patrick is made of hopes and dreams. No one is better and no one can best him.

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#37 Edited by Empirepaintball (1467 posts) -

Also, Alex is a way more metal name than Patrick.

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#38 Edited by teh_destroyer (3694 posts) -

Is Alex on vacation or something? He hasnt posted anything on the sight since Sunday.

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#39 Edited by Krockett (521 posts) -

Why put in the fuck you option, your probably a great guy its just when I see that I have to press it.

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#40 Edited by Nightriff (7175 posts) -

Other/Fuck You is the correct answer

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#41 Posted by Jams (3043 posts) -

You know what? Watching that Patrick rock god video made me realize that that video was probably the first Harlem shake video. Someone needs to do an edit of it.

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#42 Posted by Animasta (14905 posts) -

Is Alex on vacation or something? He hasnt posted anything on the sight since Sunday.

he was tweeting from nawlins recently so maybe/probably?

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#44 Edited by Fattony12000 (8321 posts) -

@animasta said:

@teh_destroyer said:

Is Alex on vacation or something? He hasnt posted anything on the sight since Sunday.

he was tweeting from nawlins recently so maybe/probably?

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