It's been revealed that my girlfriend likes inverted controls! AHHHHH!!! WHAT SHOULD I DO!!!

@jozzy said:

I can't think of a poll about girlfriends where I wouldn't pick the "Slap dat ass" option.

perhaps "grab dem tits" could be another option?

Just show her this:

@laserbolts said:

Slap dat ass!

RAPE is the only answer

I'm glad the last option is winning.

You take that tranny dick and you suck it deep with all your lust!

@jozzy said:

I can't think of a poll about girlfriends where I wouldn't pick the "Slap dat ass" option.

"My girlfriend has oozing sores all over her ass. What should I do?"

INVERT HER!!!?!?!?!?!?!!?

Inverted controls are great.

Slap dat ass....

Then TAP DAT ASS. Inverted style, which means you now get anal. It really isn't that bad if you think about it.

It must make for a really bad sex life.

Just a reminder how only a few weeks ago everyone on these forums was in an uproar about sexist remarks during a fighting game tournament. Hey whatever right.

@jozzy said:

I can't think of a poll about girlfriends where I wouldn't pick the "Slap dat ass" option.

"My girlfriend has oozing sores all over her ass. What should I do?"

B seems like the best option here.

@owl_of_minerva said:

It means your girlfriend is more OG than you. Inverted controls = old-school.

What's the default +mlook setting for Quake?

Hint: not inverted.

@Humanity said:

Just a reminder how only a few weeks ago everyone on these forums was in an uproar about sexist remarks during a fighting game tournament. Hey whatever right.

Yes, because that is clearly the same situation, right? Chill out.

Call her, say "Fuck you" and be done with that shit immediately.

Kill her. Only option.

Stab her with a knife, as you stab her shout "Oh shit, I was trying to SAVE you but you left inverted controls on!"

Do like I'm doing by replying: Act like you give a turd.

Let her play with your joystick... If you know what I mean ;)

@august: Indeed. But the 90s aren't as long as games have been around. I was referring to flight sticks.

unless this means that you can have reverse 69s, you should slap dat ass......... you probably should slap it anyway just to be safe.

It means she plays game, so get the hell over it

@Phatmac said:

@Humanity said:

Just a reminder how only a few weeks ago everyone on these forums was in an uproar about sexist remarks during a fighting game tournament. Hey whatever right.

Yes, because that is clearly the same situation, right? Chill out.

You're right, of course an entire thread full of people saying things such as "kill her" or "stab her" as well as variations of sexually loaded jokes is totally different. It's only not ok to say those things when you're on a show. Forums? Totally cool.

I know it's a joke, but the way this is just fine but people jumped all over that article is pretty ironic.

My boyfriend uses inverted controls but I have learnt to accept this and move on.

Marry Her; she does it the way games are meant to be played!

D because.. Ass.

You lean forward to look down correct? You lean back to look up correct? I think YOU have some serious thinking to do, Mister.

I switched back to inverted because of my ex-girlfriend. She was a decent gamer but sometimes she would keep dying in a part (in BioShock) so she would give me the controller. The thing is, I didn't want to keep uninverting the controls so I just stuck with it and now here I am. My niece also plays inverted and she needs a ton of help so that helps out I guess.

Invert your own controls as she is clearly a better gamer than you and you cannot be a worse gamer than your girlfriend. It's a cardinal sin I believe.

@august said:

@owl_of_minerva said:

It means your girlfriend is more OG than you. Inverted controls = old-school.

What's the default +mlook setting for Quake?

Hint: not inverted.

@august Mouselook was also disabled by default so what's your point?

Send her my way. I'm still rockin the inverted controls.
YOU AN ME VINNY! AND ALSO DRWELCHS GF!

Put a ring on it!

I believe a photo of "dat ass" would be relevant to this thread. Im sure she wont mind, just explain its for the internet.

@BlackLagoon said:

You need to hold an intervention, make her understand the damage she's doing to both herself and those around her. Show her a game with inverted horizontal controls, maybe it will give her a perspective on her madness. Just remember to emphasize that you want her to get well, and that you will be there with her every step of the process.

Second-hand inverted controlling is very damaging.

Invert her.

Someone already said that..

I got nothin'

I picked D, but only because there wasn't an option to "See what other things she'll do inverted"

Hilarious.

Kill her there's nothing you can do it's too late.

You take that tranny dick and you suck it deep with all your lust!

@Humanity said:

@Phatmac said:

@Humanity said:

Just a reminder how only a few weeks ago everyone on these forums was in an uproar about sexist remarks during a fighting game tournament. Hey whatever right.

Yes, because that is clearly the same situation, right? Chill out.

You're right, of course an entire thread full of people saying things such as "kill her" or "stab her" as well as variations of sexually loaded jokes is totally different. It's only not ok to say those things when you're on a show. Forums? Totally cool.

I know it's a joke, but the way this is just fine but people jumped all over that article is pretty ironic.

You must be great at parties.

Dude, you should be gateful that your girlfriend likes videogames in the first place

SLAP DAT ASS MAN

What kind of mucksavage uses non inverted controls? I would rather die than live in a world where up is up and down is down.

Hey guys, I think this guy has a girlfriend.

Kill her.

WWCBD?

(kidding)