Jeff Gerstmann's stunning performance.

Hey guys! The video speaks for itself :) His eps are usually over a hour long, he answers various questions. Intellectual, industry, life, it's a really great watch!

On a side note, if you do want me to take this down I will do so immediately (though do note that I'm in GMT, and about to go to bed lol). This was just too funny not to try to show you guys as a separated thing, and I don't think it's such a bad thing to post considering how short it is and most importantly, how much actual content/speaking is in it (namely like...zero). I've also made it unlisted, so you can only see it if you have the direct link (aka, only you guys in this thread!).

Jeff being awesome (watch it, it's very interesting): http://www.giantbomb.com/track-time-with-travis-10132011/17-5061/

I wanna suck on Jeff's pee pee

@AhmadMetallic said:

I wanna suck on Jeff's pee pee

I don't.

Uh, that was boring as hell, skipped through it to make sure it was just him messing with his phone. How much of the track time with travis video is that?

I laughed like an idiot during that part. That was the longest text message ever.

@Dany said:

@AhmadMetallic said:

I wanna suck on Jeff's pee pee

I don't.

I would rather not...

@xobballox said:

Uh, that was boring as hell, skipped through it to make sure it was just him messing with his phone. How much of the track time with travis video is that?

Pure comedy XD They're over a hour long, he answers various questions. Intellectual, industry, life, it's a great watch.

Sounds like my cane. I skipped through it...yeah...ehhhhhhhh.

lol nice edits.

@the_OFFICIAL_jAPanese_teaBAG said:

@Dany said:

@AhmadMetallic said:

I wanna suck on Jeff's pee pee

I don't.

I would rather not...

Given the opportunity, would you really say no? I mean, its Jeff?

@xobballox said:

Uh, that was boring as hell, skipped through it to make sure it was just him messing with his phone. How much of the track time with travis video is that?

Like a minute.

@Milkman said:

@xobballox said:

Uh, that was boring as hell, skipped through it to make sure it was just him messing with his phone. How much of the track time with travis video is that?

Like a minute.

Yeah, I repeated the clip three times because sometimes....you just need Jeff there in the room. Like the scene in the Truman show where people are just watching him sleep.

I thought it was kind of hilarious and couldn't stop smiling. :3

@the_OFFICIAL_jAPanese_teaBAG said:

@Dany said:

@AhmadMetallic said:

I wanna suck on Jeff's pee pee

I don't.

I would rather not...

I don't think Jeff would enjoy that either, nor any other mental healthy man for that matter.

@the_OFFICIAL_jAPanese_teaBAG said:

@Dany said:

@AhmadMetallic said:

I wanna suck on Jeff's pee pee

I don't.

I would rather not...

You guys don't know what you're missing.

@xobballox: Why don't you pay and find out?

@chrismafuchris said:

@xobballox: Why don't you pay and find out?

Well, if that was what most of the video consisted of, that would not be worth paying for at all.

@xobballox said:

@chrismafuchris said:

@xobballox: Why don't you pay and find out?

Well, if that was what most of the video consisted of, that would not be worth paying for at all.

lol, it was one minute of a 1 hour+ video.

@xobballox: Why on Earth would it be that? Use your head.

@xobballox said:

@chrismafuchris said:

@xobballox: Why don't you pay and find out?

Well, if that was what most of the video consisted of, that would not be worth paying for at all.

Like I said, he answers various questions. Intellectual, industry, life. He has a lot to say, and he knows his stuff. It's a sweet watch ^_^

@natetodamax said:

@xobballox said:

@chrismafuchris said:

@xobballox: Why don't you pay and find out?

Well, if that was what most of the video consisted of, that would not be worth paying for at all.

lol, it was one minute of a 1 hour+ video.

I now know that, but I was concerned as I didn't realize that it was looped 3 times as I skipped around. I was making sure the video wasn't like 15 minutes with four minutes of that.

@xobballox: Why don't you pay and find out?

@AhmadMetallic: What's the matter? Did I got too far?

I must not be as easily entertained as the rest of the community. I wouldn't pay to see that. (Although I'm sure there's better premium content than that.)

@damnboyadvance said:

I must not be as easily entertained as the rest of the community. I wouldn't pay to see that. (Although I'm sure there's better premium content than that.)

It's taken out of context, that's the joke. I thought it would be obvious, my apologies. To reiterate again, he answers various interesting questions. Intellectual, industry, life. He has a lot to say, and he knows his stuff. It's a great watch!

Uh...possibly the worst clip to post to try and convince people to subscribe. That was boring as shit.

What the FUCK was that

I'll try to watch. I saw it has a good amount of comments, but the last one burned me out.

@RsistncE said:

Uh...possibly the worst clip to post to try and convince people to subscribe. That was boring as shit.

I wasn't trying to convince people to subscribe, I just found it very amusing. It's the kind of funny you get with things like Family Guy, where the longer something drags on the more amusing it becomes, because it has dragged on. I am actually pretty surprised that my sense of humour is so completely different to the Giant Bomb communty. On all other things we always seem to understand each other straight off the bat. Oh well! Some people laughed, and that's what counts :)

DON'T WATCH THIS VIDEO IT'S BULLSHIT.

Jeff said more Time Trotters will never happen. The fate of Episode 2 remains unknown. I actually turned the video off at that point because I was so bummed. I also would like to think he wasn't actually texting anyone. He just wanted to see if people would watch him text for that long.

He's seen too much Tim and Eric.

@Dany said:

@the_OFFICIAL_jAPanese_teaBAG said:

@Dany said:

@AhmadMetallic said:

I wanna suck on Jeff's pee pee

I don't.

I would rather not...

Given the opportunity, would you really say no? I mean, its Jeff?

...I would definately say no. I will never be able to look at him the same way ever again

There is some incredibly creepy shit going on in this thread.

@AhmadMetallic said:

I wanna suck on Jeff's pee pee

I'm so glad I'm your friend. :p

You playing any Red Orchestra? I was thinking about buying it, but don't have any friends that enjoy Sim-ish FPS's.

You play Arma II?

@Dany said:

@the_OFFICIAL_jAPanese_teaBAG said:

@Dany said:

@AhmadMetallic said:

I wanna suck on Jeff's pee pee

I don't.

I would rather not...

Given the opportunity, would you really say no? I mean, its Jeff?

lol, I know this community too well

What the hell was the point of that?

@HandsomeDevil said:

DON'T WATCH THIS VIDEO IT'S BULLSHIT.

Jeff said more Time Trotters will never happen. The fate of Episode 2 remains unknown. I actually turned the video off at that point because I was so bummed. I also would like to think he wasn't actually texting anyone. He just wanted to see if people would watch him text for that long.

He's seen too much Tim and Eric.

There is no such thing as too much Tim and Eric.

@HandsomeDevil said:

DON'T WATCH THIS VIDEO IT'S BULLSHIT.

Jeff said more Time Trotters will never happen. The fate of Episode 2 remains unknown. I actually turned the video off at that point because I was so bummed. I also would like to think he wasn't actually texting anyone. He just wanted to see if people would watch him text for that long.

He's seen too much Tim and Eric.

Tim and Eric has seen too much Jeff.

@Dany said:

@AhmadMetallic said:

I wanna suck on Jeff's pee pee

I do.

*Fixed*

@bybeach said:

Sounds like my cane. I skipped through it...yeah...ehhhhhhhh.

*DANCES IN A SEXUAL MANNER*

Whiskey should hire you in a PR role. Great clip.

@Rudyftw said:

@bybeach said:

Sounds like my cane. I skipped through it...yeah...ehhhhhhhh.

*DANCES IN A SEXUAL MANNER*

LEAVE MAH CANE ALONE!!!! iT AIN'T MEAN'T FOR TH..... Oh now that's just wrong! :(

@Obinice said:

@RsistncE said:

Uh...possibly the worst clip to post to try and convince people to subscribe. That was boring as shit.

I wasn't trying to convince people to subscribe, I just found it very amusing. It's the kind of funny you get with things like Family Guy, where the longer something drags on the more amusing it becomes, because it has dragged on. I am actually pretty surprised that my sense of humour is so completely different to the Giant Bomb communty. On all other things we always seem to understand each other straight off the bat. Oh well! Some people laughed, and that's what counts :)

Fair enough, however it would be nice if they had a free week or something so everyone could check out ALL the stuff that premium members get. If it's worth it, I'd jump on board.

@PeasantAbuse said:

@HandsomeDevil said:

DON'T WATCH THIS VIDEO IT'S BULLSHIT.

Jeff said more Time Trotters will never happen. The fate of Episode 2 remains unknown. I actually turned the video off at that point because I was so bummed. I also would like to think he wasn't actually texting anyone. He just wanted to see if people would watch him text for that long.

He's seen too much Tim and Eric.

There is no such thing as too much Tim and Eric.

Word.

Yeah that was the longest text in the history of the universe.

His face....emotionless...his expression....unchanging... :P

@the_OFFICIAL_jAPanese_teaBAG said:

@Dany said:

@the_OFFICIAL_jAPanese_teaBAG said:

@Dany said:

@AhmadMetallic said:

I wanna suck on Jeff's pee pee

I don't.

I would rather not...

Given the opportunity, would you really say no? I mean, its Jeff?

...I would definately say no. I will never be able to look at him the same way ever again

It's funny because i think the whole blowing Jeff thing would be similar to this. In fact, i think something like this may be going on in the Giantbomb crew, I'm looking at you Matt.

I did laugh when at the end of all of that he goes "I'll reply later".

This joke sure didn't work. Back to the drawing board.

@Metal_Mills said:

I did laugh when at the end of all of that he goes "I'll reply later".

Aw shit, I should have left that in XD