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dillonwerner

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#1  Edited By dillonwerner

post your best jokes here!
 
  A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road. He stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to open and reveal a lovely leg. The priest had a look and nearly had an accident.

After controlling the car, he stealthfully slid his hand up her leg. The nun looked at him and immediately said, "Father, remember psalm 129?"

The priest was flustered and apologized profusely. He forced himself to remove his hand. However, he was unable to remove his eyes from her leg.

Further on while changing gear, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again Said, "Father, remember psalm 129?" Once again the priest apologized. "Sorry sister, but the flesh is weak."

Arriving at the convent, the nun got out, gave him a meaningful glance, and went on her way.

On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to retrieve a bible and looked up psalm 129. It Said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."

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#2  Edited By beargirl1

what do you call a cat that loves to play golf?  
 
A CATTY!! hohohohoohjadlsakdlkajslkjaldkjasljdalk

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dillonwerner

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#3  Edited By dillonwerner
@AjayRaz: lmaorofllmaslolololololololojcjsdonfidhsnfdsisgbfuigsb;lag
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#4  Edited By iBear

Why'd the orange go to the doctor?
 
To PEEL better. AHAHAHAHHAHA

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#5  Edited By Hot_Karl

Yo momma's so fat that she suffers from severe depression and low self esteem.

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#6  Edited By allprox

What's grey and can't swim?
 
A castle.

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#7  Edited By Snail
@Allprox said:
" What's grey and can't swim?  A castle. "
Best one.
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#8  Edited By AhmadMetallic
@iBear said:
" Why'd the orange go to the doctor?  To PEEL better. AHAHAHAHHAHA "
Did the orange peel better eventually? I'm really concerned ;(
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#9  Edited By luce
@Allprox: 
 
Somehow that made me severely depressed