Kid drinks gasoline to become a transformer

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#1  Edited By ArchScabby
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#2  Edited By JJOR64

Wow, that fucking kid fails at life.

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#3  Edited By Willy105

I....I....don't understand.....that's not human thinking.

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#4  Edited By Zabant

i blame the parents, putting things in kids head like "eat your greens and you become big and strong" "eat your carrots and you can see in the dark"

the kid put two and two together and came to the conclusion to drink gasoline to become like a transformer, robot in disguise.

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#5  Edited By JJOR64

This story is almost as bad as that kid who drowned in the ocean looking for Spongebob.

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#6  Edited By T0mF5

His parents really should have done something alot sooner.

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#7  Edited By ArchScabby
@Zabant said:
" i blame the parents, putting things in kids head like "eat your greens and you become big and strong" "eat your carrots and you can see in the dark"the kid put two and two together and came to the conclusion to drink gasoline to become like a transformer, robot in disguise. "
This better be a joke.  Parents saying eating greens or vegatables being good for you is true.  They never told him drinking gasoline will make you strong.  That's like saying  It's the parents fault there kid shoplifted because they gave him presents on his birthday and it taught him that he gets everything for free.
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#8  Edited By Hamst3r
@Willy105 said:
" I....I....don't understand.....that's not human thinking. "
Probably because he's a...ROBOT IN DISGUISE!
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#10  Edited By birchman

Wow. Are the parents related?

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#11  Edited By 71Ranchero

2 things. Firstly the parents are idiots. Secondly and most importantly..........WHY IS THIS MOVIE DOING SO WELL?

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#12  Edited By Video_Game_King
@Willy105 said:
" I....I....don't understand.....that's not human thinking. "
Exactly. It's Transformer thinking!
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#13  Edited By TheHBK

well we all knew the people over there were starving.  They do what they can to survive.

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#14  Edited By singular

You mean... drinking... gasoline.... is bad for your health? Oh....

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#15  Edited By Hamz

I blame the parents. They caught him drinking gasoline before and didn't take him to a doctor? Didn't seek the help of a therapist? Didn't ask his school or friends for aid?
 
What the hell kind of parent catches their kid drinking petrol and just tells them not to do it again? Most normal and good parents take their kid to the hospital and get a stomach pump or medical checkup to see what sort of damage could be done to him if any. Not a slap on the arse and a "don't do it again kiddo!" talk.
 
And the kid got it all wrong anyway, Transformers are fueled by Energon if I remember rightly, not gasoline.

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#16  Edited By 71Ranchero

He should have been eating batteries to turn into a robot, thats what I do.

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#17  Edited By LiquidPrince

What...

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#18  Edited By singular
@Atramentous said:
"He should have been eating batteries to turn into a robot, thats what I do. "

I once dreamt i ate old batteries out of a garbage can full of water while Bruce Willies was over vor a visit sitting in my kitchen. Maybe I'm a transformer. Or maybe I should just go back to sleep and stfu.
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#19  Edited By raggedglory

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, but seriously, that kid should have died, you know, survival of the fittest and all that

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#20  Edited By 71Ranchero
@SinGulaR:

Better yet, eat Bruce Willis.
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#21  Edited By citizenkane

Yep, there are a lot of really stupid people in the world.

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#22  Edited By singular
@Atramentous said:
"@SinGulaR:

Better yet, eat Bruce Willis.
"

I remember telling him in my dream that my mom likes him and is a fan. Oo
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#23  Edited By HandsomeDead

That's the stupidest thing i've ever read. He should have been drinking Energon.

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#24  Edited By TheGreatGuero

But nobody has answered what I really want to know: Did it work?


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#25  Edited By RetroIce4

Autbots refuel! Man that kid. Wow!

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#26  Edited By ArchScabby

Also I have a hard time believing that, "he used to be a smart kid."  Considering that I knew drinking gasoline wouldn't turn me into a robot when I was five, let alone fourteen.

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#27  Edited By Warfare
"The kid who swallows too many marbles doesn't grow up to have kids of his own." George Carlin
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#28  Edited By Alex_Murphy

This has to be either fake or very exaggerated.

"the boy began to steal gasoline from neighbors and was drinking more and more - two or three bottles at a time."
Maybe he was huffing it, but you can't drink bottles of gasoline without dying.

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#29  Edited By Eder

When the hell do you see Transformers drinking gas?

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#30  Edited By iam3green

it is really sad for the parents and kid. i would go get help once i heard about the kid drinking it. i also think that the story is over exaggerating because people die from drinking it. i think he might have been sniffing it or something like.

it is almost as bad as this one time on a thousand ways to die. a bum/robber guy didn't have any money, was living on camping and had a motorcycle. he heard someone say that gasoline has something in it that alcoholic drinks have so he drank some and he died. this gets me woundeirng if he really did drink it for five years how come he hasn't died yet?

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#31  Edited By Shadow

lol @ "gasoline dependancy"

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#32  Edited By ahriman22

lol. Self owned. I love how stupid people are sometimes.

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#33  Edited By jeffgoldblum
@TheGreatGuero said:
" But nobody has answered what I really want to know: Did it work? "
Of course it WORKED. How could a plan like that fail?
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#34  Edited By MisterSpiffy
@JJOR64 said:
" This story is almost as bad as that kid who drowned in the ocean looking for Spongebob. "
That one was fake.
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#35  Edited By ThomasP

That is pretty funny. You really have to applaud the kids thought process, though.

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#37  Edited By gingertastic_10

Watch, the parents will probably sue. They'll say that there was no warning that states that Transformers is fiction, and they'll get millions.

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#38  Edited By Zero7teen

How the hell do these people live day by day? Also Micheal Bay should get sued for this, just because he's Michael Bay.

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#39  Edited By zombie2011

The kid was 9 when he started the parents are fucking stupid for letting him do this. I would have kicked the kids ass a couple of times to make him stop.

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#40  Edited By JoeyIA

Transformers run on energon, not gasoline, silly rabbit.

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#41  Edited By Vitefish

Even though this is sad, I have to say I lawled.

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#42  Edited By Icemael

I feel really bad for it, but I just can't stop laughing...

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#43  Edited By ZombiePie

You know what, this is why we need to narrow down the gene pool, because if we don't people like this end up getting older and have a batch of stupid kids.

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#44  Edited By Nat3TheGreat13
@LiquidPrince said:
"What... "

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#45  Edited By ZombiePie

Also everyone don't worry! I making up for the gas this idiot has wasted by carpooling...in a hybrid, yeah I'm cool like that. Only problem is that the article says he's been doing it for five years.....

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#46  Edited By Karmum

How exactly do you drink gasoline for five years without dying? The most astonishing thing had to be when the article stated "sometimes the boy would be drinking two to three bottles at once." It takes five years for the parents to finally get some help, and didn't notice his intelligence was deteriorating the whole time? No "intelligent" or even a sane child, for that matter, would believe you can turn into a robot by drinking tons of gasoline. Besides, it would have been more logical for this kid to drink those five-hour energy things non-stop for five years and turn into a robot.

Seriously?

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#47  Edited By dragonfly110

does it make me a bad person that I chuckled after reading that?

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#49  Edited By papercut

wouldn't that make in a...like....vampmorpher?


Whatever FAIL

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#50  Edited By Box3ru13

What the fuck, wow this is one of the stupidest things I've ever heard. I mean he was 14, I could understand if he was 4 but FOURTEEN!!! Jesus. 


By that age you should know what the fuck is real and not real. SMH