Ladies, I implore you...

After you have finished watching your favorite Home and Garden network television show, and feel it's time for a "new look", before calling in your husband/boyfriend/brother/uncle/father/co-worker/other male figure in your life to help you rearrange the furniture like you saw it on tv, please keep these things in mind:
 
- You are working on borrowed time, labor, and patience.  Keep moving requests down to two or less "shuffles" per session.
 
- If the layout doesn't look good in your head, it's not going to look good in the room.
 
- We thought it looked great before, and we think it looks great the 82nd time you asked us to move it. We will agree with any arrangement as it will quickly end our torment. Please don't ask.
 
- We have no idea what "color flow" means. Refer to above statement.
 
- Do not offer reward sex unless it requires more than minimal participation to enjoy. 
 
Thank you.
 
Signed,
              one dislocated shoulder.

After you have finished watching your favorite Home and Garden network television show, and feel it's time for a "new look", before calling in your husband/boyfriend/brother/uncle/father/co-worker/other male figure in your life to help you rearrange the furniture like you saw it on tv, please keep these things in mind:
 
- You are working on borrowed time, labor, and patience.  Keep moving requests down to two or less "shuffles" per session.
 
- If the layout doesn't look good in your head, it's not going to look good in the room.
 
- We thought it looked great before, and we think it looks great the 82nd time you asked us to move it. We will agree with any arrangement as it will quickly end our torment. Please don't ask.
 
- We have no idea what "color flow" means. Refer to above statement.
 
- Do not offer reward sex unless it requires more than minimal participation to enjoy. 
 
Thank you.
 
Signed,
              one dislocated shoulder.

I love this post, but.... ladies? ...ladies....? I hope the three of them on these forums hear your plea.

Uhh, signed?

Your avatar is "Kiss", your argument is invalid.

i don't know why people are hating on this post. but... @mikeeegeee:  had a good point

Okay! I usually do this stuff myself anyway. I also don't know what colorflow means. 

Agree! godamn I agree. 

I'm with you OP

Made me laugh
 
@thehaters:  Fuck you

I clicked on this post in a rage, expecting a ridiculous moan about how "mean the females are to me, they don't like my sexy body" but it made me laugh ! I can't get angry because I'm constantly asking my brother to assemble ridiculous stuff I've bought from Ikea, much to his displeasure so I'll just laugh at myself. He shudders at the very appearance of an allen key.