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We haven't had a good Wrestling Wizard Battle Royal in a while, and Extreme Rules seems like the perfect venue to have one. So everybody get the thinkin' Krazy™!

Rules For Krazy™ Predictions

• You get up to 5 predictions.
• Have your predictions in before the start of the pre-show.
• Unlike LOC, predictions on winners of matches don't apply unless there are some Krazy™ circumstances added (i.e. Cena wins, FUs Johnny through SAT).
• Who ever gets the Kraziest™ prediction right wins the belt.
• lame predictions won't be counted (i.e. Santino has a comedy skit, Heel has DQ finish, Divas match lasts 2 minutes).
• I will be the Decider of Krazy™

Sweet! I'm going to get in on this Krazy™ predictions.

1. The strap breaks, and they actually wanted it to break. Then they replace it with some chains, or a tug-of-war rope or something.

2. Brock Lesnar does an elbow drop from hanging halfway up the side of the cage.

3. Brock Lesnar spears a hole through the cage.

4. Alberto Del Rio says 'I Quit' in Spanish, and in the ensuing kerfuffle he puts Swagger in the Patriot Lock and wins. This story continues for a month, with hi-larious google translate segments stating that he was actually saying 'Hi Mom!', and ends with a another 'I Quit' match at the next PPV.

5. The Ryback vs Cena fight goes backstage, and Ryback crushes John Cena underneath a bench press. Cena lifts up like the manly stud he is, and then puts Ryback underneath it. He can't lift it and Cena wins.

I won't lie the Del Rio prediction make me crack up. That is exactly the kind of dumb Vince would greenlight.

I stopped watching after Post WM Raw, so I have absolutely no idea what has been going on since. It's been quite pleasant. I'm curious how this'll go without watching Raw. One question though. Why the hell is there another HHH/Lesnar match?

The Miz vs Cody Rhodes

Winner : Miz

Method of victory : Submission (Crappy Figure Four ahoy!)

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Chris Jericho vs Fandango

Winner : Fandango

Method of victory : Pin

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Randy Orton vs Big Show

Winner : Orton

Method of victory : Pin

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Sheamus vs Mark Henry - Strap Match

Winner: Mark Henry

Order of corners touched : Front Right, Back Left, Back Right, Front Left

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Team Hell No vs The Shield

Winner : The Shield

Method of victory : Pin

Person who takes the win : Reigns

Person who takes the loss : Daniel Bryan

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Kofi Kingston vs Dean Ambrose

Winner : Dean Ambrose (This is more what I hope than expect to happen)

Method of victory : Pin

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Alberto Del Rio vs Jack Swagger

Winner : ADR

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Triple H vs Brock Lesnar

Winner : Lesnar

Method of victory : Escape

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John Cena vs Ryback

Winner : Cena

I'm going back and forth a lot on the Shield stuff, because I have a bad feeling this is where WWE shits the bed with them and does something stupid like only giving Rollins and Reigns titles, leaving Ambrose as an odd man out to leave the group. I really hope that doesn't happen, though. Anyway, picks!

The Miz vs Cody Rhodes - Singles Match

Winner: The Miz

Method of victory: Submission

Chris Jericho vs Fandango - Singles Match

Winner: Fandango

Method of victory: DQ

Randy Orton vs Big Show - Extreme Rules Match:

Winner: Randy Orton

Method of victory: Pin

Sheamus vs Mark Henry - Strap Match

Winner: Sheamus

Order of corners touched: Front Right, Front Left, Back Left, Back Right

WWE Tag Team Champions Team Hell No vs The Shield (Rollins and Reigns) - Tag Team Tornado Match for the WWE Tag Team Championship

Winner: The Shield

Method of victory: Pin

Person who takes the win: Seth Rollins

Person who takes the loss: Daniel Bryan

United States Champion Kofi Kingston vs Dean Ambrose - Singles Match for the United States Championship

Winner: Dean Ambrose

Method of victory: Pin

Alberto Del Rio vs Jack Swagger - World Heavyweight Championship Number One Contender's I Quit Match

Winner: Alberto Del Rio

Triple H vs Brock Lesnar - Steel Cage Match

Winner: Triple H

Method of victory: Escape (then comes back with a chair to beat up Lesnar+Heyman some more)

WWE Champion John Cena vs Ryback - Last Man Standing Match for the WWE Championship

Winner: Super Cena

Krazy:

1. John Cena force-feeds Ryback something, maybe a taco.

2. Stephanie pedigrees Heyman.

3. Jericho and Fandango pause the match to dance together, each of them trying to outdo each other.

4. Big Show uses his silly knock out punch on Orton but he just no-sells it and pulls an "RKO OUT OF NOWHERE!"

5. Ambrose challenges Kofi to a game of Starcraft instead.

KRAZZZYYY!!!!

1. Before their match Ryback spikes Cena's protein shake with a mix of viagra and laxatives. In the middle of their match Cena puts Ryback into the STF until he starts to feel strange, then a few seconds later his jehorts begin to change from their normal blue to a dark brown. The stain is so noticeable that the crowd starts chanting "WIPE YOUR ASS! WIPE YOUR ASS! WIPE YOUR ASS!' while Cole and JBL start snickering trying to convince the people at home John hid a bunch of chocolate candy in his back pocket before the match started. Next Ryback throws Cena outside the ring towards the barricade and punches Cena so hard in the gut he violently sprays fecal matter all over the kids in the front row. Cena is left motionless on the ground in a puddle of his own stool, a few moments later they call the match in favor of Ryback.

Ryback wins over Cena via DQ

2. Kane and Daniel Bryan fight a hard fought match with Rollins and Reigns, but they lose thanks to outside interference by a mystery man. The mystery man knocks out Daniel Bryan and shoves hamburger down his gullet leaving Kane vulnerable to a surprise double attack by The Shield to capture the Tag Team Gold.

The Shield wins over Team Hell No capturing the Tag Team titles.

3. Alberto Del Rio retains versus Jack Swagger after Rodrigez distracts Swagger by dumping a bucket of JR's BBQ sauce over the head of Zeb, allowing Del Rio to kick Swagger in the nads and put on the cross arm bar.

Del Rio wins over Swagger.

4. Lesner wins over Triple H after he botches a shooting star press by landing on the scrotum of Triple H so hard he passes out. The crowd them gasps in horror and amazement when the replay is shown over and over once in regular time, then slowed down to the point of impact. The second replay on the clip makes it look like he's giving a favor to Triple H.

Lesner wins the cage match over Triple H

5. During the match between Ambrose and Kingston, Dean does a suicide dive through the middle rope only to be met with a trouble in paradise. Before the ref counts to three the lights go out for a minute only to come back on with Dean covering Kingston. The referee counts to three rewarding the US title to Dean Ambrose.

Dean Ambrose wins over Kofi Kingston thanks to outside help.

I hope Tout Man becomes Vine Man

LoC

The Miz vs Cody Rhodes - Singles Match (Pre show match on Youtube, WWE.com, Yahoo, etc.)

Winner: Miz

Method of victory (Pin, Sub, DQ, etc.): Submission

Chris Jericho vs Fandango - Singles Match

Winner: Jericho

Method of victory (Pin, Sub, DQ, etc.): Pin

Randy Orton vs Big Show - Extreme Rules Match

Winner: Orton

Method of victory (Pin, Sub, etc.): Pin

Sheamus vs Mark Henry - Strap Match

Winner: Sheamus

Order of corners touched (1 point per correct corner): Front Left, Front Right, Back Right, Back Left

WWE Tag Team Champions Team Hell No vs The Shield (Rollins and Reigns) - Tag Team Tornado Match for the WWE Tag Team Championship

Winner: Rollins and Reigns

Method of victory (Pin, Sub, etc.): Pin

Person who takes the win (2 pts): Rollins

Person who takes the loss (2 pts): Kane

United States Champion Kofi Kingston vs Dean Ambrose - Singles Match for the United States Championship

Winner: Ambrose

Method of victory (Pin, Sub, DQ, etc.): Pin

Alberto Del Rio vs Jack Swagger - World Heavyweight Championship Number One Contender's I Quit Match

Winner (2 pts): ADR

Triple H vs Brock Lesnar - Steel Cage Match

Winner: Bork

Method of victory (Pin, Sub, Escape, etc.): Submission

WWE Champion John Cena vs Ryback - Last Man Standing Match for the WWE Championship

Winner (2 pts): Jern Cena

The Miz vs Cody Rhodes - Singles Match (Pre show match on Youtube, WWE.com, Yahoo, etc.)

Winner: Miz

Method of victory (Pin, Sub, DQ, etc.): Figure Four Submission

Chris Jericho vs Fandango - Singles Match

Winner: Jericho

Method of victory (Pin, Sub, DQ, etc.): Submission

Randy Orton vs Big Show - Extreme Rules Match:

Winner: Big Show

Method of victory (Pin, Sub, etc.): Pin

Sheamus vs Mark Henry - Strap Match

Winner: Sheamus

Order of corners touched (1 point per correct corner): Front Left, Back Left, Back Right, Front Right

WWE Tag Team Champions Team Hell No vs The Shield (Rollins and Reigns) - Tag Team Tornado Match for the WWE Tag Team Championship

Winner: SHIELD

Method of victory (Pin, Sub, etc.): Pin

Person who takes the win (2 pts): Roman Reigns

Person who takes the loss (2 pts): Kane

United States Champion Kofi Kingston vs Dean Ambrose - Singles Match for the United States Championship

Winner: Dean Ambrose

Method of victory (Pin, Sub, DQ, etc.): Pin

Alberto Del Rio vs Jack Swagger - World Heavyweight Championship Number One Contender's I Quit Match

Winner (2 pts): Jack Swagger

Triple H vs Brock Lesnar - Steel Cage Match

Winner: Brock Lesnar

Method of victory (Pin, Sub, Escape, etc.): Submission

WWE Champion John Cena vs Ryback - Last Man Standing Match for the WWE Championship

Winner (2 pts): John Cena

The past month of crap RAWs have my spirits down, but these prediction games are fun, so...

LoC:

The Miz vs Cody Rhodes - Singles Match

Winner: Miz

Method of victory (Fig 4 submission)

Chris Jericho vs Fandango - Singles Match (wait, really? No extreme rule? There has to be a table or something....)

Y2J no longer needs to put Fandangoo over. In fact, he seems maybe too over now, and they may make him eat some shit now.

Winner: Y2J

Method of victory (pin)

Randy Orton vs Big Show - Extreme Rules Match:

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Winner: Orton

Method of victory (Pin)

Sheamus vs Mark Henry - Strap Match

Skipping this one, but hoping Mark takes it, and this pushes him to become Cena's next opponent.

WWE Tag Team Champions Team Hell No vs The Shield (Rollins and Reigns) - Tag Team Tornado Match for the WWE Tag Team Championship

Winner: Shield

Method of victory (Pin)

Person who takes the win (Rollins - After Kane ends the team by chokeslamming Daniel Bryan):

Person who takes the loss (Bryan)

United States Champion Kofi Kingston vs Dean Ambrose - Singles Match for the United States Championship

This match has had ZERO story build. There is no reason for it to exist other than to give Ambrose the belt

Winner: Ambrose

Method of victory (pin)

Alberto Del Rio vs Jack Swagger - World Heavyweight Championship Number One Contender's I Quit Match

No way Swagger is winning after fucking up what should have been the match of the night.

Winner (2 pts): Del Rio

Triple H vs Brock Lesnar - Steel Cage Match

I'd rather not give HHH the attention

WWE Champion John Cena vs Ryback - Last Man Standing Match for the WWE Championship

don't care

KRAZYTIME

1. I will hate myself and all involved if this happens, but during the Strap match, Henry will lift up Sheamus and start touching all of the turnbuckles, but Sheamus will touch all of the turnbuckles behind Henry's back. At the third turnbuckle, shenanigans happen and Sheamus will touch the last turnbuckle before Henry can.
2. The duct tape finish will be teased during the last man standing match, but will not be the way to victory for John Cena.
3. Jack Swagger will defeat Del Rio in the I Quit match by cementing Del Rio in the Patriot Lock, and after Del Rio continues to refuse quitting, Ricardo Rodriguez throws in the towel.
4. John Cena and Ryback's match will be filled with all sorts of tom-foolery and corny jokes.
5. HHH and Brock will both say "aw, fuck it" and both will do blade jobs in the steel cage.

Another awesome DDT main event.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xzwt0m_07-shigehiro-irie-c-vs-kota-ibushi-ddt-05-03-13_sport#.UZi_7ILQzGw

Oh god. You're probably so right about the first one.

Krazy™ Predictions

1) Brad Maddox will referee the Ryback/Cena match and screw Ryback again, thus turning super-face and becoming Cena's cheerleading valet.Wow is this one stupid. But still, Raddox must be included.
2) Jack Swagger will actually say 'I Shit' instead of 'I Quit' because his lisp makes it sound like that somehow.
3) Fandango and Jericho's match will spontaneously become a 'Ballroom Brawl'. Jericho will throw a sparkling disco ball at Fandango's head, while Fandango will pull of a '619' like move off of a stripper's pole.
4) Paul Heyman and Zeb Colter will have their very own competition as to who can pull off the best facial expressions throughout the night. The WWE Universe will be asked to vote on the app as to who is the winner.
5) Wade Barrett and Antonio Cesaro will be involved in a backstage comedy skit where they are hit by Hornswoggle with a shillelagh and then chopped by Khali - as Vince likes to lol at Smarks.

LoC

The Miz vs Cody Rhodes - Singles Match: WWE is high on Miz; Rhodes, not so much.
Winner: The Miz
Method of victory (Pin, Sub, DQ, etc.): Submission

Chris Jericho vs Fandango - Singles Match: Jericho gets his win back and opens the door for a possible third match.
Winner: Chris Jericho
Method of victory (Pin, Sub, DQ, etc.): Submission

Randy Orton vs Big Show - Extreme Rules Match: Orton's "Just There" gimmick continues and loses to Show.
Winner: Big Show
Method of victory (Pin, Sub, etc.): Pin

Sheamus vs Mark Henry - Strap Match: I don't know, RMT says Henry's winning and he could be a great next challenger for Cena's title (and a win would make him look very strong), but Sheamus hasn't won a PPV match since Survivor Series (and Night of Champions was the last time he won a match by pin or DQ) and a win could set him up as a challenger for a title.
Winner: Mark Henry
Order of corners touched (1 point per correct corner): Front Right, Front Left, Back Left, Back Right

WWE Tag Team Champions Team Hell No vs The Shield (Rollins and Reigns) - Tag Team Tornado Match for the WWE Tag Team Championship: Shield wins and Freebirds the title.
Winner: The Shield
Method of victory (Pin, Sub, etc.): Pin
Person who takes the win (2 pts): Roman Reigns
Person who takes the loss (2 pts): Daniel Bryan

United States Champion Kofi Kingston vs Dean Ambrose - Singles Match for the United States Championship: Dean looks strong and is made to look better than Kofi, but he doesn't leave with the title.
Winner: Dean Ambrose
Method of victory (Pin, Sub, DQ, etc.): DQ

Alberto Del Rio vs Jack Swagger - World Heavyweight Championship Number One Contender's I Quit Match: Jack flukes a win and either feuds with Ziggler, who turns face with his posse, or Del Rio finds his way back in and we're back where we started.
Winner (2 pts): Jack Swagger

Triple H vs Brock Lesnar - Steel Cage Match: Brock gets his win back for the win he gave back at Mania.
Winner: Brock Lesnar
Method of victory (Pin, Sub, Escape, etc.): Escape

WWE Champion John Cena vs Ryback - Last Man Standing Match for the WWE Championship: RMT says Cena's winning, that's good enough for me.
Winner (2 pts): John Cena

Krazy™ Predictions

1. Josh Mathews interferes in the Cena/Ryback match and helps Ryback win, completing his heel turn.
2. AJ/Kaitlyn ends up happening as a bonus segment. The segment ends with The Bellas standing tall over everyone else.
3. The rest of The Shield attacks Kofi just before he's about to beat Ambrose, Team Hell No runs out to save Kofi and Teddy Long comes out and calls for a Six Man TAG TEAM MATCH! For all the gold.
4. Jack wins when a recording of Del Rio saying I QUIT! is played and the ref thinks Del Rio is saying it for real.
5. Fandangirl, jealous that Fandango is with Summer Rae now, comes out and costs him the match, aligning herself with Chris Jericho and leads to Jericho/Fandangirl vs Fandango/Summer Rae at a PPV.

Krazy™ Time?

After The Shield wins the tag team titles, 3MB will immediately run out for a sneak attack on the new champs, only to tossed out of the ring immediately after.

While AJ and Kaitlyn are bickering backstage they are suddenly attacked by a white flash. Once the assault is finished we see NXT's Paige standing over both of them looking disgusted.

JTG asks a question to Kane about May 19th, but Kane ignores him, when he asks the question again Daniel Bryan attacks him.

Swagger yells "I quit!" in a fake spanish accent while he has Del Dio in the Patriot Lock, but the ref doesn't fall for it and Swagger loses the match right there.

Jericho comes out with his own dancer who he says he has never seen dance but has heard amazing things about... NXT's Emma.

the miz vs cody rhodes

winner: the miz (because fuck wwe)

cause: pinfall after skull crushing finale

Chris Jericho vs fandango

winner: fandango

cause: pinfall after flying elbow

randy Orton vs big show

winner:randy Orton

cause: pinfall after rko in a table/tacks/chair

Shamus vs mark Henry

winner: mark Henry

corner order: back left, front left, front right and back right

Team Hell No vs The Shield

winner: the shield (500 points)

method of victory: pinfall

person who takes the win: Rollins (after Kane takes him up for the choke slam or tombstone and is speared by reigns)

person who takes the loss: Kane (will make a nice change)

United States Champion Kofi Kingston vs Dean Ambrose - Singles Match for the United States Championship

Winner:Dean Ambrose (250 points)

cause: pinfall (kofi will miss trouble in paradise or sos and will be ddt'ed into the mat

Alberto Del Rio vs Jack Swagger - World Heavyweight Championship Number One Contender's I Quit Match

Winner (2 pts): Alberto Del Rio

Triple H vs Brock Lesnar - Steel Cage Match

Winner: Brock lesnar (250

Method of victory (Pin, Sub, Escape, etc.): submission (see krazy predictions )

WWE Champion John Cena vs Ryback - Last Man Standing Match for the WWE Championship

Winner (2 pts): john cena

krazy predictions

• brock will win by kimura lock through the cage
• the above prediction will be done above half way up the cage be it hanging or on the metal part on top
• the shield will interrupt dean ambrose vs kofi however people will come down to ring side to keep them at bay, (however no fighting will occur )
• undertaker will make a appearance in the shield vs team hell no
• and cm punk wont be too far behind

Hey I just graduated and you know what would be an awesome grad present? TITLE BELT.

LoC Predictions

The Miz vs Cody Rhodes - Singles Match

Winner: The Miz

Method of victory: Submission

Chris Jericho vs Fandango - Singles Match

Winner: Chris Jericho

Method of victory: Submission

Randy Orton vs Big Show - Extreme Rules Match

Winner: Randy Orton

Method of victory: Pin

Sheamus vs Mark Henry - Strap Match

Winner: Mark Henry

Order of corners touched: Front the hard camera - Front Right, Front Left, Back Left, Back Right

WWE Tag Team Champions Team Hell No vs The Shield (Rollins and Reigns) - Tag Team Tornado Match for the WWE Tag Team Championship

Winner: The Shield

Method of victory : Pin

Person who takes the win (2 pts): Seth Rollins

Person who takes the loss (2 pts): Daniel Bryan

United States Champion Kofi Kingston vs Dean Ambrose - Singles Match for the United States Championship:

Winner: Dean Ambrose

Method of victory : Pin

Alberto Del Rio vs Jack Swagger - World Heavyweight Championship Number One Contender's I Quit Match:

Winner (2 pts): Tito SantanaAlberto Del Rio

Triple H vs Brock Lesnar - Steel Cage Match:

Winner: Brock Lesnar

Method of victory: Escape

WWE Champion John Cena vs Ryback - Last Man Standing Match for the WWE Championship:

Winner (2 pts): John Cena

Alright never participated in one of these before in this thread:

Krazy predictions:

1) Strap tangles up in Shaemus' leg, and when Bizmark yanks the cord, it pulls the Irishman in such a way that it brogue kicks Henry himself.

2) Roberto is the one who says I quit, sparking a Backlund/Owen style controversy that tears Del Rio and Rodriguez' friendship apart.

3) The shield cause Cena to lose, leading him to regain the title tomorrow on Raw, like Kane from King of the Ring 1998.

4) Kofi beats Ambrose after all, and gets a decent push.

5) Paul Heyman's third man will be someone from vintage ECW resigning with WWE, causing HHH to lose.

They HAVE to acknowledge May 19th tonight, right?

It's that time where I become the bearwizard and defend my title.

¡Krazy™Time!

• In a backstage segment, it is revealed that Cody Rhodes is Kaitlyn's secret admirer. #TeamStache lives.
• Ricardo throws in the towel for ADR, as he passes out from the Patriot Act, unable to say the words I Quit.
• Summer Rae fakes an injury during the Y2J/Fandango match, only this time she does it to distract Fandango and turns on him. After the match she and Jericho have a celebratory dance.
• The strap breaks in half during the Sheamus/Mizark match, leading to a mad dash to see who can get to the turnbuckles first.
• Bork breaks Trips arm again with the Kimura lock, writing him off TV.

The Miz vs Cody Rhodes - Singles Match

• Winner: The Miz
• Method of victory: Submission

Chris Jericho vs Fandango - Singles Match

• Winner: Chris Jericho
• Method of victory: Submission

Randy Orton vs Big Show - Extreme Rules Match

• Winner: Randy Orton
• Method of victory: Pin

Sheamus vs Mark Henry - Strap Match

• Winner: Mark Henry
• Order of corners touched : Front Right, Back Right, Back Left, Front Left

WWE Tag Team Champions Team Hell No vs The Shield (Rollins and Reigns) - Tag Team Tornado Match for the WWE Tag Team Championship

• Winner: The Shield
• Method of victory: Pin
• Person who takes the win : Roman Reigns
• Person who takes the loss: Daniel Bryan

United States Champion Kofi Kingston vs Dean Ambrose - Singles Match for the United States Championship

• Winner: Dean Ambrose
• Method of victory: Pin

Alberto Del Rio vs Jack Swagger - World Heavyweight Championship Number One Contender's I Quit Match

• Winner : Alberto Del Rio

Triple H vs Brock Lesnar - Steel Cage Match

• Winner: Brock Lesnar
• Method of victory : Pin

WWE Champion John Cena vs Ryback - Last Man Standing Match for the WWE Championship

• Winner: John Cena

Krazy™ Predictions

• Big Show brings back the giant chair for TLC and then gets RKO'd on the giant chair.
• Summer Rae turns on Fandango and helps Jericho win.
• Before winning when Mark Henry touches the first corner he yells THAT'S, on the second corner WHAT, on the third corner I, and on the last corner DO!
• AJ and Kaitlyn get in a fight backstage which leads to a title match and AJ becomes Diva champion.
• Dolph Ziggler shows up during ADR vs Swagger and attacks them with a ladder.

In d'aww news, AJ Lee is the first Diva since probably Trish to get a shirt, which looks like this:

This is her receiving the first batch of shirts:

@drx25: Words cannot describe how much I love this woman.

Krazy™ Predictions

1. Jericho's Valet will be Maxine
2. Ryback wins via Duck Taping Cena
3. The Shield will win when Fake Kane comes back to haunt Actual Kane because MAY 19th!
4. AJ will score the pinfall in a Diva's Tag Match set up by Teddy Long after a backstage fight
5. Zeb Coulter will accidently throw in the towel, costing #ClassicSwags the match

Getting the chat up early because apparently, the pre-show is an hour long now instead of a half hour? And there's a post show? I'm sure this extra time will be used to its maximum potential and will not at all be a waste of time.

EXTREME CHAT

Last minute Kray-Kray

1. AJ and Big E both have title matches tonight, and Team Z all have gold.

2. Dolph's concussion was all a work to screw over ADR.

3. CM Punk helps Brock beat HHH

4. There is a dispute over the finish to the WHC. Teddy Long come out to make a decision, but Booker T returns to cut him short, and put him through the SAT.

5. I don't know... Hornswaggle on a pole Khali vs Cesaro match.

@drx25: That is fucking awesome for AJ.

The Miz vs Cody Rhodes - Singles Match (Pre show match on Youtube, WWE.com, Yahoo, etc.)

Winner: Miz

Method of victory (Pin, Sub, DQ, etc.): Submission

Chris Jericho vs Fandango - Singles Match

Winner: Fandango

Method of victory (Pin, Sub, DQ, etc.): Pin

Randy Orton vs Big Show - Extreme Rules Match:

Winner: Big Show

Method of victory (Pin, Sub, etc.): Pin

Sheamus vs Mark Henry - Strap Match

Winner:Sheamus

Order of corners touched (1 point per correct corner): (e.g. Back Left, Front Right, Back Right, Front Left)

WWE Tag Team Champions Team Hell No vs The Shield (Rollins and Reigns) - Tag Team Tornado Match for the WWE Tag Team Championship

Winner: Shield

Method of victory (Pin, Sub, etc.):Pin

Person who takes the win (2 pts):Rollins

Person who takes the loss (2 pts):Bryan

United States Champion Kofi Kingston vs Dean Ambrose - Singles Match for the United States Championship

Winner: Ambrose

Method of victory (Pin, Sub, DQ, etc.): Pin

Alberto Del Rio vs Jack Swagger - World Heavyweight Championship Number One Contender's I Quit Match

Winner (2 pts): Del Rio

Triple H vs Brock Lesnar - Steel Cage Match

Winner: Brock

Method of victory (Pin, Sub, Escape, etc.): Escape

WWE Champion John Cena vs Ryback - Last Man Standing Match for the WWE Championship

Winner (2 pts): Cena

The Miz vs. Cody Rhodes

• Winner: The Miz
• Method of victory : Submission by Crappy Figure Four

Alberto Del Rio vs. Jack Swagger

• Winner: Alberto Del Rio

Brock Lesnar vs. Triple H

• Winner: Draw
• Method of Victory: Both men go through the cage

John Cena (c) vs. Ryback

• Winner: Cena
• Method of Victory: Pin

Sheamus vs. Mark Henry

• Winner: Mark Henry

Randy Orton vs. Big Show

• Winner: Big Show
• Method of Victory: Pin after a punch

Chris Jericho vs. Fandango

• Winner: Fandango
• Method of Victory: Pin

Kofi Kingston (c) vs. Dean Ambrose

• Winner: Dean Ambrose
• Method of Victory: Pin

Team Hell No (Daniel Bryan and Kane) (c) vs. The Shield (Roman Reigns and Seth Rollins)

• Winner: The Shield
• Method Pin on Bryan

They just broke wrestling.

What were they thinking using instant replay in a pro-wrestling match?

Well, that'd been a Krazy prediction. It's a good way to pinpoint when the shows are written, cause it was like ten-fifteen days ago that baseball had some minuscule replay controversy (unlike NFL, officials screwing a call in one game out of 160+ doesn't matter much). Remember when WWE was all about telling you OUR SEASON NEVER ENDS!?

God dammit. Looks like we get another 2 PPVs of HHH beating Brock so he can finally say he is better. Tired of this shit.

Awesome for The Shield, but this PPV was horrible.

#BelieveInTheShield :D

@dazzhardy: Missed the PPV cause of a bbq but HOLY SHIT!

I hope someone compiles all the spears from tonight into a gif. We saw six spears! SIX!

Sooooooo, here's a review!

• Miz vs. Cody Rhodes - *

Absolutely nothing match.

• Jericho vs. Fandango - **1/2

Better than their match last month at WrestleMania, but these two still don't really click together that well at all.

• Ortan vs. Big Show - *1/2

Both worked hard. I just don't care.

• Sheamus vs. Mark Henry - *

Dumb.

• The Shield vs. Team Hell No - **3/4

Fun little match while it lasted, but nothing really stood out aside from a few fun spots. I'm glad the belts are off Team Hell No and I hope that Bryan is able to separate himself from Kane.

• Dean Ambrose vs. Kofi Kingston - ***

This was a good Raw-caliber match. Great to see Ambrose winning the US Belt and re-giving it a bit of credibility.

• Del Rio vs. Jack Swagger - ***

Both of these guys are really good at brawling each other, but the ref constantly butting in and asking if the other wants to quit was extremely annoying. The towel swerve was a good twist to put in there, and the instant replay was dumb in a good way I feel.

• John Cena vs. Ryback - **1/4

Match started off fine and then quickly took a nose dive when it turned into "Hit a big move, wait for the ten count, repeat" over and over. The ending was also kind of awful and pointless. I guess that's one way to get Cena to walk away with the title and Ryback not lose, but it's very lazy and not worth a PPV match.

• HHH vs. Brock Lesnar - ***1/4

I will give credit where it's due: They booked it like it was going to be a war and the match felt like it was a war. That being said, there wasn't anything that really stood out in this cage match other than Brock selling his knee like death (and the camoflauge sledgehammer).

Overall, meh. Hopefully the Chicago PPV will pick things up a bit.

@dazzhardy said:

#BelieveInTheShield :D

I'll be in my bunk

At a glance it seems like no one ran away with the Wizard Title tonight but @turboman came DAMN close. I'll be re-watching the PPV on my crystal ball to see if I missed anything but for now...

The Top 5 Krazy™ predictions that never where...

.5 Dean Ambroooooooooooooooo-

.4 Strap Match Technology.

.3 Cena breaking the very laws of a last man standing match and retaining with a NC.

.2 WWE using istant-FUCKING-replay for the first time ever.

.1 Camo-Hammer!

Hey guys, it looks like Mark Henry might be leaving for good:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ud79_ntR2mw&feature=player_detailpage#t=3086s

@drx25: That post-show feels veeeeeery MMA.

And why is no one talking about Tamina's banana?

@tajasaurus: I'd be talking if she were drinking from a coconut from the tree Titus have her.

Getting a real homoerotic vibe from the Mark Henry and Brock Lesner bits with Stryker. Hell, I could hear a thousand Hryker slash fiction writers cooing by the end of that segment.

@drx25: It's all Kayfabe, the PPV was long enough as is and they refuse to show any footage from the PPV they are discussing. I was fine when this was just for WrestleMania but do we really need a show for every PPV?

SECRET CHROMEHAMMER

Hey, last night someone posted a gif of the Fandangel, does anyone have a link for that gif?

Do whatever feels right.