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#1  Edited By GOTY

You are at the final boss
Your entire party is dead
You have 1hp left

You theme starts playing
http://vip.aersia.net/vip.swf

And you unleash your final attack
http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=spell

How fucked are you?
 
I'll start
 
Mass effect 2 - suicide mission

The Ten Thousand Sacred Fists of God

Cast down to nothing but the last moments of life, the hero reaches deep within him with one final prayer to heaven, one last request. He thinks of all those who have fallen before him, his friends, his love... Then he thinks of those he was sent to protect from this demon before him, seemingly unassailable in it's pure unholy might. With tears of bitter anguish streaming down his face he begs..

"Please god, I know I don't deserve anything, I know I'm the worst kind of sinner and I'm nothing but a failure. But just this once, just this once, even if it means my death... don't let me fail them!

Suddenly his heart skips a beat as the whole world falls into still silence and he hears only five words...

"As you wish, my child."

suddenly his body become a conduit for the pure overwhelming energy of god. his wounds seem like nothing, his shirtless body stands strong before the demon as he drops his shattered sword.

"What... what is this?!" roars the demon in shock and fear "This energy, it stinks of... NO! I'LL KILL YOU FIRST!!"

"You're already dead" is the warrior's only reply as his fists suddenly glow with a light, brighter than anything on this plane of existence.

Hooooohhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....THE TEN THOUSAND SACRED FISTS OF GOD! ATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATTATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA WACHAAAAA!

With a rending howl of anguish the demon explodes into a billion shards of nothingness, and evaporates into the air as the warriors body falls to the ground, spent and lifeless.

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#2  Edited By Getz

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#3  Edited By DeeGee

Let's not.

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#4  Edited By coakroach

This isn't 4chan son

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#5  Edited By ClaritySam

What is this I don't even...

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#6  Edited By EuanDewar

Wuzza Wuzza

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#7  Edited By 71Ranchero

Raging Demon? 

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#8  Edited By Jimbo

Why aren't there any good insults that begin with G?

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#9  Edited By mowgers

@Jimbo: Might I offer 'gobshite'?

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#10  Edited By Jimbo

@Mowgers: Ooo, good call.

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In my version I get killed within seconds of failing my big attack and then smash the controller while spouting racial epithets at the enemy I'm facing.

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@EuanDewar said:

Wuzza Wuzza

david?
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#13  Edited By laserbolts

Nerd.

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#14  Edited By Kyreo

Jesus. What is this forum turning into?

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#15  Edited By trace

Given the community response, this isn't the sort of thing we're into around here. Closing before this degenerates even further.