Look to your left

A box of tissues and vaseliene

hm my router....oh and my katana leaning on the table.....but its as dull as a brick

Let's see...YES! All of my Rock Band equipment. The guitars wouldn't last very long, but that keyboard is built like a fuckin' tank! Sadly, the drumsticks are too blunt to do any real damage. Unless this theoretical apocalypse takes place in the Elder Scrolls universe.

(Not kidding at all) My Master Sword & Hyrle Shield, a maglight, & about 10 or so plastic guitars.

BRING IT ON FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Another monitor, a PS3 controller, a cable box and a chewed up bottle cap.

YUP, totally will survive the zombie apocalypse...

A box of tissues and vaseliene

Tums, my laptop and my geometry set.

Kleenex and a mini first aid kit that contains band-aids and wet wipes.

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A wall. Oh yay me.

Same here. If we can find two more people in this situation, we can have a whole room.

And if the walls fall apart? Guess it's time to cinder block fools in the face.

Sounds good to me. I'll go gather up some cinder blocks.

A wardrobe.

A half a glass of 7up. My Ipod and my phone,

Guitar \m/ \m/

My desk. I suppose I could hide under it.

OH GOD WHAT IS IT?! KILL IT!! KILL IT FAST!!!

Uh-oh. My camera gear. I've covered wars y'know.

My television - on it is Chris Farley in Tommy Boy.  
 
I think I'll survive.

Oscillating tower fan. Gotta keep cool after hell comes to earth.

FOUR SPEEDS, YOU UNDEAD BASTARDS!

A Soviet-era belt, peaked cap, and some medals. yeeeahh....

scissors.  I would take them apart so i have both blades, and dual wield them.  
 
Probably still fucked though.

a older dell surround sound speaker and a sons of anarchy poster in a weak ass frame.......bring on the zombies....I am prepared!!

PS3 controller...great!

Well. Im on my phone right now... And to my left is me Wife... Hrrrmmm

Did this thread's title make anybody think of Goldman?

I've got a huge office printer scanner... I suppose it could be used to block a door, and the parts inside are definitely lethal. Worst comes to worst I can just take all the paper out of the interior and use it as a makeshift fort. Zombies would never think about looking inside a printer! (^_^)

Hmm.. a PS3 test kit. It's quite heavy and - while it would make a possible weapon - it would probably slow me down and get me killed. So no.

a 2 inch pocket knife that i mostly use to groom my finger nails. hmm, well i guess it could be useful? not for killing though, 2 inches isnt enough to do much to a zombie.

My window blinds ... I'll be a Zombie within seconds. :-/

@Clonedzero: You be the crazy guy who threatens other survivors.

A mickey mouse phone/clock? 
 
Fuck.

An external HDD and my left speaker. I guess I could bludgeon in heads with the speaker, it's pretty heavy.

Yeah, I'm boned.

Plastic drawers. The insides are a repository of electronics loose-ends; stuffed with random loose wires, USB cables, chargers, old console cords, PS2/Gamecube controllers, one pink original Xbox controller, iPod sync cables, and a loose disc of Maverick Hunter X (for the PSP). 
 
I hope these zombies need mobile phone chargers.

a bowl with pens, a post card from new zealand stuck between them, a box of energy pellets (lime flavor) a stack of pizza menus and a few random piano sheets. (there's not just one thing to the left of my screen, they're all basically on the same level)

well, as long as they keep making pizza during the apocalypse, I'll be fine

Still a radiator.

a whole punch and a calculator. At least I can calculate them to death

An Introduction to Logic textbook. A logic book in a highly illogical situation, now what do you make of that?

An assorted collection of empty glass bottles. 
Could be worse.

a copy of Blade Runner

fuck

A bottle of aspirin, a speaker, and oh hey, a knife. I think I can make do with those.

Laptop sleeve...something to smother myself when I know the end is near?

Really? What good's a girl gonna do me against a zombie onslaught? Fuck.

Nice! Food, water, a watch, a cell. a flash memory, a camera, a dictionary, some sweets. I think the zombie apocalypse wll be awesome!

A piece of cake.

:(

:)

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My backpack containing my school books. I think I'm dead.

Master Chief's armor.

Well, ok, it's his helmet, but it has been blessed by Frankie and his minions.

A light switch! 

How far left? Cause I can go with either a light switch or a door. Not a good time to have a leftside desk....

The 360 power adapter. I could kill just about anything with this.

Hm.. My ps3, Logitech speakers and a plant...

Cthulhu plushie. 
 
Iä, iä. Fhtagn.