Man Assults His Mother, With a Taco

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#1  Edited By gearhead

From the Orlando Fox News Station:
" A 19-year-old Deltona man is arrested for assaulting his own mother, with a taco."
The full story is in the link.
Apparently, his mother called him down for diner, he refused, then came down, hit her with a taco, then the police arrested her after the mom called the police.

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#2  Edited By crunchUK

um

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#3  Edited By Foil1212

YOUR LINK IS BROKEN

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#4  Edited By PLanter

seems like a funny story but your link doesnt work :(

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#5  Edited By Rowr

probably here.

Dude should respect his Mother.

Taco assault is no joke!

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#6  Edited By JackiJinx

One more reason to believe everything posted on the internet.

EDIT: And now that I do believe, I love that mug shot.

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#7  Edited By gearhead

Thanks Rowr for the link paste. My link is now working also.

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#8  Edited By RHCPfan24

Haha. That's funny, but unnecessary. Still, funny crap on the internet isn't hard to come by, is it?

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#9  Edited By Jayge_

Great Destructoid article on this. Should have linked that one.

"He then, yes, called his mother... 'a retard'"

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#10  Edited By AlwaysCrashing

Wow, who gives a shit? I once threw a teabag out of a window, where's my fox news story?

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#11  Edited By Kazona

Taco!... SLAP!

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#12  Edited By teh_destroyer

What do Mexicans think of this?

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#13  Edited By OmegaPirate

Taco pwn

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#14  Edited By Snail

So...Tacos will be illegal from now on?

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#15  Edited By pyromaniac

I find it funny that the mom actually called the cops...I wonder how that Conversation went. It would be funny if he gets charged with Assault with a deadly weapon...

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#16  Edited By PercyChuggs

Kid looks like a punk. Probably angry he is living at home with mom, and has to play an "X-box"

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#17  Edited By Sephiroth9997

What a piece of shit, wasting a taco like that.  I would've taken it. 

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#18  Edited By End_Boss

I love how the press is always very careful to point out any possible relation to video games and violence. The next update on this will probably ask the question: "was this horrific incident of taco-related violence brought about by a previously unseen addiction to

VIOLENT VIDEO GAMES?"

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#19  Edited By gunswordfist
teh_destroyer said:
"What do Mexicans think of this?"

Hey destroyer is that really you?! I'm on here right now because GS suspended me for 4 days for laughing with a friend...seriously.
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#20  Edited By Gunner

Kid seems like a spoiled little prick. hope he becomes someones bitch in jail.

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#21  Edited By Muze

Haha that's actually kind of awesome. I wonder what the police said on the radio to the patrol cars.

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#22  Edited By gunswordfist
Muze said:
"Haha that's actually kind of awesome. I wonder what the police said on the radio to the patrol cars."

Police: Hey they have tacos! We don't have to eat anymore stinking donuts!
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#23  Edited By DXSSI

Misplaced, commas are fun!

"A 19-year-old Deltona man is arrested for assaulting his own mother, with a taco."

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The only thing we can't be sure of in this story is if the taco in question was accompanying the man or his mother.

"A 19-year-old Deltona man is arrested for assaulting his own mother with a taco."

Oh!  He used the taco as some sort of weapon!  That could almost be considered fiendishly clever, except that it's not.

BTW, I'm poking fun at MyFoxOrlando here and not Gearhead—all he did was copy/paste the atrociousness from the actual article.
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#24  Edited By RetroIce4

What he meant to say was, God damn! Bitch I wanted a Nacho Bell Grande from Taco Bell!"

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#25  Edited By dsplayer1010

Wow...

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#26  Edited By OGCartman

wow, thats fucked

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#27  Edited By Vitefish

But the real question is did the taco come from Taco Bell, Shop n' Save, or that Mexican place down the street nobody goes to?

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#28  Edited By Absurd

I lul'd

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#29  Edited By CreamyGoodness

this is the only part from the story you need to know

threw a taco in her face.

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#30  Edited By JoelTGM

Sounds like a typical teenager... he's got a good mother to actually call the police and teach him a lesson.  Come on, if your mother is nice enough to make you tacos even though you don't work or go to school, you should be thankful, and not throw it in her face.

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#31  Edited By Virago

the problem is that the mom called the police.
parenting isn't like it used to be. back in my day, you just got out the old belt...

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#32  Edited By jakob187

What a waste of good Mexican food!  I hope they hang this bastard.