Marry, eff, kill

A different spin on the typical marry, fuck, kill game.  Instead of women how about video game companies.  Microsoft, Sony, Nintendo.  Which one would you marry (you get to play/use for life)?  Which one would you fuck (you get to play/use one last time)?  And finally which one would you kill (wipe off the face of the earth)?   
 
For me, I think I would marry Microsoft, fuck Sony, and kill Nintendo.  
 
How about you?  Marry, fuck, kill!!!

That's not how you play.

For me, I think I would marry Microsoft, fuck Sony, and kill Nintendo.

Well, NickBOTT I think you've done all you can here. By order of the Miami Police Department I will be taking this thread over, effective immediately. All posts prior to the reorganization of this thread are to be ignored, save for those comically responding to OP (Original Poster's) startlingly weak first post.

Now we're going to make it interesting: Helena Bonham Carter, Kathy Bates, and Helen Mirren. Fuck one, marry one, kill one.

You don't marry, fuck, kill Kathy Bates. Kathy Bates kills you then marries you then fucks you.

I'd like to marry, then fuck, then kill.  I've done the first two, so who's next.

I think I would marry Microsoft, forget Sony, and remove Nintendo.

Norman Chan, Will Smith, Patrick Klepek

this is boring 

I'll marry whoever fucking kills this thread.

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As for this thread...well, there might be discussion to be had, but given the responses, it seems the community isn't interested, and the shallowness of marry/fuck/kill would probably do more to stir up console fanboyism than actual discussion.