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#1 Posted by Mrnitropb (2131 posts) -

Ok, to get it out of the way, not including actual staff, as people get wierded out by that shit. Also, I know I can say Fuck in the title, but people get butthurt by that too. 
 
So, the rules are, of a group of three people, who would you want to form a loving, life long partnership with, who would you shack up with for funzies, and who would you remove from the face of the earth? Answer, and post your own group or groups.  
 
Stay frosty: Ice-T, Ice Cube, and Vanilla Ice. 
 
Power Struggle: Apple, Google, Microsoft 
 
The Producers: EA, Activision, Irrational 

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#2 Posted by The_Laughing_Man (13807 posts) -

Funzies?

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#3 Posted by InfamousBIG (3309 posts) -
@The_Laughing_Man said:
" Funzies? "
Funzies bro.
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#4 Posted by Milkman (18913 posts) -

Marry Ice-T, Fuck Ice Cube, Kill Vanilla Ice 
Marry Microsoft, Fuck Apple, Kill Google 
Marry EA, Fuck Irrational (I'm going to assume you mean 2K because Irrational isn't really in the same category), Kill Activision

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#5 Posted by CowboyBebopper (190 posts) -
@Milkman said:
" Marry Ice-T, Fuck Ice Cube, Kill Vanilla Ice Marry Microsoft, Fuck Apple, Kill Google Marry EA, Fuck Irrational (I'm going to assume you mean 2K because Irrational isn't really in the same category), Kill Activision "
What he said.
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#6 Posted by BraveToaster (12636 posts) -

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#7 Posted by InfamousBIG (3309 posts) -
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Fuck you dude. 
 
Thought the coast was clear, gonna fap to thoughts of buttfucking a headquarters building of a game development company, and then BOOM out comes that cockblocking baby.  Never can make it past 2nd base with thoughts of Google without that baby showing up.
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#8 Posted by BraveToaster (12636 posts) -
@InfamousBIG: That baby's everywhere. Fap with caution.
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#9 Posted by niamahai (1409 posts) -

 Stay frosty: 
F*CK Ice-T : He is awesome
MARRY Ice Cube: He is still bringing in decent money 
KILL Vanilla Ice. I might win a nobel prize.
 
Power Struggle: 
F*CK Apple: I might get free stuff  
MARRY Microsoft: Doin' it for the money. Tee-hee.
KILL Google: BING IS BETTAH LIEK BUTTA! 

The Producers: 
MARRY EA, Activision, Irrational: Sure they are shitty 80% of the time, but I am staying for those rare awesome 20%. yes. like to be abused.

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#10 Posted by Bones8677 (3490 posts) -

Your options are LAME.

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#11 Posted by Mrnitropb (2131 posts) -
@Bones8677 said:
" Your options are LAME. "
So what are yours then?
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#12 Edited by jasonefmonk (378 posts) -

Sony, Nintendo, Microsoft. Ooo that'll be controversial :P 
Cameron Diaz, Lucy Liu, Drew Barrymore. 
I'm trying to think of related things ...   

I challenge everyone to use any three Whiskey sites for this matchup:
Giant Bomb, Tested,  (eep) Anime Vice. 

 
ib4 someones wife is on their kill list.

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#13 Posted by TheGreatGuero (8881 posts) -

You mean we can't pick whoever we want? Oh...
 
I'll get you next time, Chris Brown... 
Don't think I've forgotten what you've done...

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#14 Posted by rjayb89 (7811 posts) -

Marry, fuck, and kill luchadeer. In that order. Then I do the same sequence again but for funzies, bro.