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MC Hammer Disses Jay-Z and His "Illuminati Connections"

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#1  Edited By bravetoaster

MC Hammer released a music video dissing Jay-Z, stating that he sold his soul to the devil. After recovering from bankuptcy, MC Hammer rebooted his music career and began making Gospel Rap this video is funny as hell. Unfortunately, MC Hammer isn't wearing parachute pants. 
 
Many conspiracy theorists believe that Jay-Z's diamond hand gesture is a way of saluting Satan and the Illuminati.  
    
I don't know whether I believe in the Illuminati, I just want to know what you guys think of this diss towards Jay-Z.   
 
Edit:Per HitmanAgent47's request, I've posted this picture.  
 
    

 
 
  


 
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Lol, Illuminati. Nothing like conspiracies created by a concept in a series of satire novels.

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#3  Edited By SethPhotopoulos

Thats great.

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#4  Edited By sweep  Moderator
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#5  Edited By OmegaPirate

So can we now confirm at this point that Hitman is MC Hammer?

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#6  Edited By Godot
@Romination: Technically there were groups before the book called Illuminati, but none were quite as far reaching as the group depicted in the novel (but don't tell HitmanAgent47 that ;D)
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#7  Edited By BeachThunder

Oh no... D:

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#8  Edited By Mrskidders

Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em.

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#9  Edited By Karl_Boss

I got 99 problems and MC Hammer ain't one.

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And they tell me I don't got a life for playing videogames? Sjeez.
I should be making up conspiracies too, does it pay?

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#11  Edited By management

I don't get it...

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#12  Edited By Brendan
@OmegaPirate said:
"So can we now confirm at this point that Hitman is MC Hammer? "
 
MC Hammer was only ever a mind controlled puppet by Hitman. 
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#13  Edited By bravetoaster
@Management said:
" I don't get it... "
Then your soul is already lost lmao.
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#14  Edited By management
@Axxol: How can I get it back? plz don't say by getting it, I really need that soul. 
 
It's my only one
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#15  Edited By George_Hukas
@Sweep: Hand down best track on B3.. If Hammer could make me feel like that song does I wouldn't think he is such a zilch. God, Cudi killed that hook, too
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#16  Edited By FirePrince

So when is Hitman47 going to post?

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#17  Edited By ninjakiller

This is why we can't have nice things.

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#18  Edited By sodiumCyclops
@FirePrince said:
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So when is Hitman47 going to post?

"
He's gathering his top men.
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#20  Edited By zeforgotten
@sodiumCyclops said:
" @FirePrince said:
"

So when is Hitman47 going to post?

"
He's gathering his top men. "
I knew there was something creepy about him. 
He has a lot of men around him all the time. It would explain a lot..
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#21  Edited By HitmanAgent47
@FirePrince: Sorry, I am here, I just finished metro 2033. What a terrible game. 
 
He's not the only rapper talking about the illuminati, just like I am. Even immortal technique does and it's exactly what i've been saying.

Watch this video

.  
 
"you think illuminati is just a fucking conspiracy theory?" immortal technique  
 
  
  
  
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#22  Edited By FourWude

Lyrics from Lupe’s “BMF Freestyle”

Nigga, wake up, don’t join the Army
Kill your own peoples, but fear Illuminatis
And they ain’t even real, or are they?
But you wouldn’t even know, because you partay
Too fucking much, if you start to doubt
They already in your mind, and comin’ out yo’ mouth
It’s not a trick, nigga, it’s a trap
Survival of the fit, is what they aimin’ at
And niggas ain’t fit (nope), fat as hell (yep)
Fat in mind (yep), body fat as well
Who use most the drugs? Americans!
What’s in Afghanistan? Heroin!
You think that’s by mistake? They can stop that?
Don’t think you safe though, because you not black
Greed is colorblind, so I’m colorblind
They gon’ fuck with yours soon as they done with mine
They say I try too hard, verses overwhelm
I learned most of this, from niggas sittin’ in jail
Where you think I’m from? From the streets, nigga
Triple OGs, told me to teach, nigga
And that ain’t made up, that’s a fact

They say that gangsta shit, is the shit I rap


FourWude tears the joint up....

*excuse me for the explicit lyrics, I did not write this rap*

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#23  Edited By HitmanAgent47

Tupac was killed by the illuminati for speaking against them, here is an interview. He calls them the killuminati.
 

  

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#24  Edited By august

sigh

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#26  Edited By HitmanAgent47
@drag: Yes, the illuminati logo, the same logo on your dollar bill, lol. 
 

 
 
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#27  Edited By jorbear

ILLUMINATUS! 

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#28  Edited By bravetoaster
@august said:
" sigh "
double sigh
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#29  Edited By error5305

Oh boy.  This is all so entertaining, except the opening of that Hammer video was just downright painful.
 Was that Tupac interview done by a frog?

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#30  Edited By Deusoma
@Romination said:
" Lol, Illuminati. Nothing like conspiracies created by a concept in a series of satire novels. "
They weren't invented by those novels, the novels were just making fun of how stupid the concept is.
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#32  Edited By Goly

Yes, there are people above us that are trying to get more control. But they aren't the Illuminati, they aren't a fucking cult, and if they wanted to remain secret they sure as hell wouldn't make it so damn explicit.

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#34  Edited By AhmadMetallic

rappers and their stupid immature fights.. 'dissing' each other in their music and having B33F 
 
fucking idiots

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#35  Edited By HitmanAgent47
@Goly: If you print money, you want to put your stamp on it. I believe the newer name is called NWO, the new world order. That's the name, but the term illuminati is just an older term. I heard this terms from presidents over and over. There are alot of sub organisations connected to this term. Such as CFR (center of foreign relations), haliburton, tri lateral commisions, free mason, skull and bones, ect.
 
  
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#36  Edited By HitmanAgent47
@dudeglove: the words there means, our enterprise.
 
 
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#38  Edited By FourWude
@Ahmad_Metallic said:
" rappers and their stupid immature fights.. 'dissing' each other in their music and having B33F  fucking idiots "

Most metal music is embarrassing as fuck. Heavy make-up wearing, jive ass mofo's. They think they deep and dark, but that's just the way they like to receive it. What's even more embarrassing than their demeanours is their faux-existential angst, their supposed rage at society, when most clearly lived middle class upbringings, and pre-pubescent onstage antics which stick it to "the man", who most likely is their middle class father. Look, I can generalise as well.

FourWude tears this joint up....


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#40  Edited By Animasta
@HitmanAgent47 said:

" @FirePrince: Sorry, I am here, I just finished metro 2033. What a terrible game. 
 
He's not the only rapper talking about the illuminati, just like I am. Even immortal technique does and it's exactly what i've been saying.

Watch this video

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"you think illuminati is just a fucking conspiracy theory?" immortal technique  
 
       "
I like how you were doubly wrong in your post; metro 2033 is one of the games of the year, and the illuminati bullshit.
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#41  Edited By 234r2we232

People still diss?

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#42  Edited By BunkerBuster

As a member of the Masons I can honestly say that the Illuminati are real and they want to destroy your way of life. They war with us for control of the world but they're relentlessly shady about it. It's come to the point where they hire artists to spread their message to kids and we just cant compete with that. So please, don't give them any more money, they don't deserve it like we do. Thanks.

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#43  Edited By pwnasaurus
@HitmanAgent47: now i dont have a problem with your Illuminati stuff you can believe what you want to. but whats wrong with metro 2033 it could have been better but i thought it was pretty good.
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#44  Edited By HitmanAgent47
@pwnasaurus: Okay then, i'll admit I had more fun with metro 2033 than I expected. I like it way more than stalker SOC, happy?
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#45  Edited By Animasta
@pwnasaurus said:
" @HitmanAgent47: now i dont have a problem with your Illuminati stuff you can believe what you want to. but whats wrong with metro 2033 it could have been better but i thought it was pretty good. "
metro 2033 was made by the illuminati. spread the word
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#46  Edited By pwnasaurus
@Laketown: haha i saw you liked it too i thought it was brilliant can't wait for the movie and the sequel to the game.
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#47  Edited By Vinny_Says
@Axxol: So he's dissing Jay Z because of his "affiliation" with the illuminati? I've got a better reason right here: Jay-Z is the biggest prick in Hip Hop. I don't give a shit weather or not he worships the devil. I can't wait for this dumb-ass Illuminati trend to end, it's ruining all my hip hop videos on youtube.com.
 
As for the diss, I was not aware that MC Hammer still made music. The lyrics are dull, and the hook is pretty lame.
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#48  Edited By Zao

free mason?
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#49  Edited By error5305
@HitmanAgent47 said:
" @dudeglove: the words there means, our enterprise.
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I can't believe I'm getting into this, but where exactly are you getting "our enterprise" out of any of those words?
 Please "enlighten" me.
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#50  Edited By bravetoaster
@blacklabeldomm said:
" @Axxol: So he's dissing Jay Z because of his "affiliation" with the illuminati? I've got a better reason right here: Jay-Z is the biggest prick in Hip Hop. I don't give a shit weather or not he worships the devil. I can't wait for this dumb-ass Illuminati trend to end, it's ruining all my hip hop videos on youtube.com.  As for the diss, I was not aware that MC Hammer still made music. The lyrics are dull, and the hook is pretty lame. "
He makes Christian music or Gospel Rap now.