My cat is an IDIOT.

Idiot had to be in captial letters. My cat got stuck on the neighbours roof one day. Fair enough. I get out the ol' ladder and rescue her (it was difficult). The next day she goes on the roof again. I rescue her again, pretty annoyed but confident this'll be the last time. She's on the roof again. WHY!?! What makes her want to be stuck on the roof?!?

SHE THINKS SHE'S BIRD!

I feel like this has been posted before...

You make her want to get stuck. You're the problem, man! It's you!! 
I don't know, my old cat was a little weird too

Leave her there.

So...no one's seen this thread before? It's just me? I'm the only one with deja vu here?

Why must I feel like that, why must I chase the cat?

I'm not trolling. I seriously feel like this thread has been made before.

Maybe she's thinking why her idiot owner keeps taking her down from her cool roof hang out spot.

Eat all her food to teach her a lesson.

You're doing the same thing over and over again, and expecting a different result. You're the idiot! O_O

way to break the thread example...i wanted to talk about cats :(

 Who's the more foolish? The fool, or the fool who follows him?

Ever think your cat just doesn't want to live?

My cat fell out of my apartment window once, from the 3rd floor (when you count the floor AFTER climbing stairs the first floor) it was an old building so it was very high. I didn't really notice until later though, she had been sitting in the streets in the middle of the city for about an hour, shaking cause she was so scared:p. 
She decided it was a good idea to sit on the outside window sill again after 20 minutes (exact same spot as where she fell).  
I guess a lot of cats are idiotic :(

My cat is worse, yo. She's too lazy to climb onto a chair to eat her food, she just sits there and keeps meyowin' like a retard.

" SHE THINKS SHE'S BIRD! "

My cat climbs up shit all the time, but she can get herself down. Your cat is just a pussy. 
 
(I know it's too obvious, but I did it anyway. So there.)

" Eat all her food to teach her a lesson. "

" SHE THINKS SHE'S BIRD! "

Glue a dog on the roof.

Leave it there. If it can get up, it can get down.

Could you provide some pictures?

" SHE THINKS SHE'S BIRD! "

Your cat's an attention whore. 
 

The cat just wants to know how many times you'll go and save her.

My cat shits in front of the litterbox.

  So you're saying your cat isn't as smart as this cat?

This is why you get a dog.

"  Who's the more foolish? The fool, or the fool who follows him? "

" This is why you get a dog. "

" @ZeForgotten: See, I think that every time I get this feeling, but I feel like it happens to often to be that. There's only one time I actually think I dreamt something before I experienced it for sure, and that was when I went to the giant mall in DC. Like, I specifically remembered having the dream, rather than just having the general feeling. "