My current favourite joke!

I explained to this girl at the local bar that about my ability to know exactly when a woman was was born by feeling her Tits, at first she didn't believe me but after some persuasion she let me try it on her. After about 5 - 10 minuits of extensive examination she stopped me and said, ok so when was I born then.

I replied yes I think I have got it,

You were born yesterday

Hahaha

lol

@Dany said:

lol

Haha. That's actually pretty good. Now someone needs to see if they can actually pull it off.

I don't get it at all and I got a better one.

What is the secret technique of a Native American ninja?

The Buffalo Kick!

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Locking.

I don't get it at all and I got a better one.

What is the secret technique of a Native American ninja?

The Buffalo Kick!