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#1 Edited by Astras (1064 posts) -

I explained to this girl at the local bar that about my ability to know exactly when a woman was was born by feeling her Tits, at first she didn't believe me but after some persuasion she let me try it on her. After about 5 - 10 minuits of extensive examination she stopped me and said, ok so when was I born then.

I replied yes I think I have got it,

You were born yesterday

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#2 Posted by AhmadMetallic (19301 posts) -

Hahaha

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#3 Posted by Dany (8018 posts) -

lol

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#4 Posted by Yummylee (24646 posts) -

@Dany said:

lol

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#5 Posted by DopeToast (543 posts) -

Haha. That's actually pretty good. Now someone needs to see if they can actually pull it off.

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#6 Posted by Jay444111 (2639 posts) -

I don't get it at all and I got a better one.

What is the secret technique of a Native American ninja?

The Buffalo Kick!

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#7 Posted by BoG (5390 posts) -

As stated in the FAQ, anything resembling ".... random 'thoughts of the day', immature or inane content and purpose." are considered spam. This qualifies.

Locking.

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#8 Posted by Tim_the_Corsair (3053 posts) -
@Jay444111

I don't get it at all and I got a better one.

What is the secret technique of a Native American ninja?

The Buffalo Kick!

...fuck you're dumb.